for me not to create thousands edits with one pic of her

I was doing you a favor by playing the long game...

I too was playing yet another long game by holding on to this for so long.

SO I had read earlier today the owner of a previous job of mine passed away. This was a place that tried to screw me pretty hard and I took some pro revenge on. It drug up some angry old feelings, so why not take an equal dose of catharsis?

WARNING: This is a doozy so strap in if you dare, no TL;DR it wouldn’t do justice.

So this takes place almost a decade ago. I was working as a department manager for a fairly large privately owned pest control company. Their color scheme was black and yellow, much like the taxi’s the owner’s dad used to drive. Since the taxi industry would be around for ever(hello Uber/Lyft) so would this pest control company, (this is important later) or so the owner used to parrot constantly. My job was to over see the techs doing treatments and set their stops and generally manage assorted insect control services, inventory, payroll for that dept, etc etc. I had taken the job from the owners son who took it from the previous manager who they demoted and yet stayed in the dept…this is important later. The owners son was a late 30’s early 40’s man child. I mean if he had dialed it back a few degrees he would have been an awesome guy, but anytime booze was involved he was a mess. If it was weed, he turned into the stereo typical obnoxious stoner making nothing but bad Jamaican accented jokes. He also hit on anything younger than him that moved…while being married w a pregnant wife. But I digress, the owner was a piece of work too, old Jewish guy who was as racist as he was old, not with any kind of seething hatred. Just a “this is the way it is” type attitude. My fave line of his, “The sky is blue, Ch#@ks know math, N@&ers are lazy, Jews know gold. What else is new” Like it was the most clever thing of all time. Finally now on to the revenge and need for such.

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anonymous asked:

So what if he's a Larrie? That doesn't change how obviously, heavily, edited the pic of Louis and the baby is, how extremely odd the amount of pap shots is etc. I agree that Briana's body should not be so creepily analysed the way it has been, but everything else added together? That really doesn't seem odd to you?

“How obviously, heavily edited” the picture is? I’m quite sorry, anon, but I truly don’t see that. I really don’t. I have seen the posts in which people have layered the photo Louis posted on instagram with the picture from December and claimed that it matches up exactly, but it. does. not. The layered version does not match up in multiple places, specifically his ear, his chin, and – I cannot believe that I actually have to get to this level of examination – his nostril. The picture of him and Freddie was taken from a slightly lower position, angling ever so slightly more upward than the picture from December. Out of the thousands of pictures of Louis in existence, people have managed to find one that’s taken from almost the same angle, and that is proof of photoshop?

As far as “editing” is concerned, the only editing I have seen comes from Larrie blogs. The picture that Louis posted was in black and white, but I’ve seen Larries circulating versions that they colored in photoshop and claiming it proves that the baby has red hair. I’ve seen people upping the contrast to the point where the picture practically looks like a photo negative of itself, and then that is used as support for this idea that the entire thing is photoshopped. You can’t change the color, and skew the image, and add new layers and filters, and then claim the image is photoshopped. Like, of course it’s photoshopped. Because you just fucking photoshopped it.

I would also like to respectfully request that people choose one “reason the picture is fake” and stick to it. You cannot simultaneously claim that Louis rented a baby AND is using both of Ann Marie from Syco’s twins AND that the picture is photoshopped AND that it’s a doll. Those things cannot all simultaneously be true. 

I do not think that the number of paparazzi shots taken of Briana are at all odd, honestly. There is this weird idea amongst Larries that Louis Tomlinson is… not a famous person? Every single time he is photographed in public, I see people claiming it’s a stunt. He goes grocery shopping with Danielle? Stunt. He goes on vacation with someone? Stunt. He steps outside a doctor’s office after the birth of his first child, holding a baby carrier? Stunt. He leaves the house where his infant son is staying? Stunt. I don’t understand why every time he is photographed, you think it’s because his management called the paps. Is this because that would make it possible for you to explain how paparazzi never have pictures of him holding Harry’s hand and feeding him dessert in some quiet restaurant where every single Larrie anon has an uncle working? Is it so that you can more easily explain how you think two international pop stars took a stuffed rainbow bear in leather gear and sunglasses to the Hollywood Walk of Fame in the middle of a sunny afternoon and took pictures posing it on three different star markers without anyone seeing them and getting a picture? Louis gets photographed all the time. The paps outside Briana’s house don’t actually care about getting pictures of her. They want pictures of Louis, and they want pictures of Freddie. 

It might also be nice to have a quick lesson about supply and demand. Tabloids are posting articles with pap shots of Briana leaving her house with the carseat that holds her son. People click on those articles to see the pictures. The more people click on those articles to see “if there is a baby” in the carrier (there is) or “whether she looks like she recently gave birth” (she does), the more hits the tabloid running the post gets, and the more articles like it they are going to post. By constantly clicking on these shots and talking about it, we are creating the demand for more pictures. 

None of the actual facts of this situation seem odd to me. There have been multiple posts put together by people in this fandom, explaining every single one of the things that Larries insist “doesn’t make sense” or “doesn’t add up.” Here is a fantastic masterpost put together by @staglaurent. The information is easily available to anyone who is willing to step away from the Larrie narrative for long enough to read these posts.