for lovely souvenir

@cryptidsp00n I couldn’t help but think of Michael saying this asdfh

the audio came from here

Anchan and Shukashuu reporting from Shanghai!

A chef with a soft, kind face and a motorbike. He works in a cafe that he lives above and wears a beaten-up leather jacket with a little pink butterfly that his niece made sown onto the chest. His boyfriend lives next to the cafe and runs a souvenir shop. They look after the chef’s niece on weekends so that her mum can have some time to herself, and take her out to the cinema and the zoo.

Mey’s Monthly Memorables

Admin recs of August 12th, 2017

Tori

Die Young - phansbumsex

Summary: Pastel!Dan came to the bar with his husband to unwind, but ditches him for the punk hottie across the bar with the tattoos and piercings.

Say My Name and His in the Same Breath - howellesterfics

Summary: Dan’s boyfriend breaks his heart by hitting on Phil while Dan is away.

Stone - analester

Summary: neko!dan was abused and kicked out but Phil finds him on the street and takes care of him and a lot of fluff.

You’re My Sole Rival - jilliancares

Summary: In which you wear your soulmate’s name on one wrist and your enemy’s on the other, but Dan has the same name on both.

Rachel

A Caricature of Intimacy (ao3) - artisrisk

Summary: In which Dan is aromantic and Phil is confused.

Black Nails and Thick Thighs - phandomsub

Summary:  When Dan grows his nails out to paint them, it sparks a chain-reaction of fantasies in Phil’s head.

Dan and Phil: The Game - intelligent-trash

Summary:  When lightning hits the local arcade, all hell breaks loose. An unsuspecting Chris and PJ have no idea what events will come to pass when they meet ‘Daninator’ and ‘Phillion’ on their front lawn at midnight in central London. The once fictional characters from the video games have come to life!

Entrechat: Pas de Chat - vladimire

Summary:  I’ll pas de chat right into your heart.

It’s Okay - lizzydizzyyo

Summary:  At best, Phil just ignores him. At worst, Phil is tempted to be an axe murderer just for his special bow-down-before-your-mighty-lord-you-lowly-peasants mannered neighbor, but Phil is a nice person so he’s never acted out on it. One day, though, he’s proven that there’s more to his neighbor than meets the ice-cold and totally not dazzling honey-colored eyes.

Emily

A Royal Pain (ao3) - jilliancares

Summary: Dan Howell is a prince. Unlike most, known for their benevolent behaviors and elegant manners, he’s known for his sullen mood and vituperative remarks. After all, being a prince is not much fun; not with the lack of friends and the abundance of dumb tasks, such as trying to find the perfect bride and hosting dinners with nobles. Dan only has one friend, a prince from the neighboring kingdom Leona, and his days improve greatly when Phil finally comes to visit. However, with Phil comes a variety of strange accidents, all of which putting Dan’s life in danger. Is someone trying to assassinate Dan?

Steal My Heart (steal my whole life too) (ao3) - INeverHadMyInternetPhase, snowbunnylester

Summary: Captain of the Royal Guard and Prince of Morellia, Philip Lester has never been given the chance to find love. Instead, he’s run from a system that works to end class differences and improve equality for its citizens. Happy as he is to make the world a better place, Phil can’t help feeling bitter towards his ancestors for making it impossible for him to find someone who will actually love him for more than just his title, and strives instead for a life of justice and doing good - only to meet his match in the King of Thieves, a man who will change everything he once thought he knew in life. Together, they must depart on a quest to save the kingdom, and, in the process, destroy their differences and find their own form of love.

The sun a souvenir (ao3) - deletable_bird

Summary: It took Dan a record-breaking eleven times of being in the same physical space as his current crush before he managed to speak a word to him.

Where You Belong - blissedoutphil

Summary: Dan had always wanted to be in a D/s relationship, but he doesn’t know how to sub properly. That was until he met Phil.