for like 2 months now

just a few things dan howell has said

• who’s to say that sucking balls isn’t a good thing?
• mr. steal your man
• we like the cock everyone
• time and place, you’ve got abs, can i keep my shirt on
• longer is always better in the literary world (wink)
• it hurt but then i liked it
• all the edgy straight guys that watch me for the memes are like no nope i’m out no
• fuck my butt
• fuck my ass
• hello there hunky guy
• it kind of looks like he’s giving me a bj right now
• look at the girth on that one
• you’ve gone for some girthy flowers as well
• do i get to embrace cole sprouse?
• there’s nothing wrong with anal sex
• we’re freaking out inside each other
• get those hard peaks into my mouth
• ‘cause he’s a sexy swim guy
• wanna give me the d?
• your ass is where you feel all the most important emotions

please feel free to add to this list as time goes on

happy birthday (part 1) to my favorite character ever, you deserve the world baby



…. definitely has got something to do with a guy and Kotoko’s face.

here’s my submission for @splat2zine 💕💖 thank you for having me! ^o^

The level of fatalism that goes into the way both advertisements and regular people in Finland talk about summer is kinda hilarious. It’s like “Grill now, you fool! Jump in the lake before it freezes over!!!! Go see the sun, you ain’t getting any vitamin d for the rest of the year!! It’s gonna be over soon! The snow is after you. Run while you still can, death is coming!!”


“Humans and Monsters”

Part 1 / Part 2 (here) /Part 3 (tba)/ Part ???