for kibume

anonymous asked:

In Tarzan au, is there ever an awkward moment where people think onkey is a couple since they're both tae's dads,

lmao when he was little, people always thought they were a couple, especially since he would just go around saying, “Daddy Onew! Daddy Key!” at every chance he got. Even when Taemin is older and just refers to both of them as “Dad,” a lot of Kibum and Jinki’s students, and even some of their student lab workers think that Jinki and Kibum are a couple. It’s pretty funny. Taemin especially likes messing with the undergrads when they get confused about it. Once they like, explain the situation though, people sort of understand it. 

A lot of the time, though, the conversation goes something like:

“They’re both my dads, but they’re not a couple or anything.”

“So they used to be a couple?”

“No, they’re just colleagues. Friends.”

“Then how are they-”

“It’s complicated.”

And that’s usually the end of that conversation. Most people are usually just “Yeah okay whatever,” and they get on with whatever else they were talking about.

But like, whenever they go to parent-teacher conferences at the beginning of each school year for Taemin, it’s a very long, awkward explanation for why they’re both his parents but they’re not a couple.

If you ever think your fandom is the best fandom just remember that Japanese shawols are sending Canadian shawols lightsticks because they won’t get to have any for the concert. That’s real love bitch.

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Key: If I am anxious about something personal, I keep it to myself until I see Minho and the words just fly out of my mouth before I even notice. He doesn’t tell me what to do but instead he just hugs me and tells me that he’ll be there if I ever need him. Because of his words, I will always feel a little better after I talk to him. 

first minho dabbed

and continued at fansigns

on the set of tmwtd mv

even going as far to dab at JONGHYUN’S FUCKING CONCERT

and then he unfortunately persuaded his old friend onew to dab with him

and a new duo was created

once again at the set of tmwtd mv

unstoppable even at concerts

taemin was then affected but was not even capable of DOING IT CORRECTLY

poor jonghyun then decided he would follow his bandmates into hell

…key stood strong, he didn’t dab until CHOI FUCKING MINHO INSERTED A DAB IN ONE OF SHINEE’S CHOREOGRAPHIES AND KEY HAD TO.

and that is shinee’s Tragic dab story