for it to be shipped to my house

anonymous asked:

KRAUSER for the character ask please! ;V;

General opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (he will always be)

Hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: them biceps persistence
worst quality: resentful/unforgiving
ship them with: myself no one
brotp them with: leon before he went bad
needs to stay away from: WESKER 
misc. thoughts: 1. I’d love to slap him  2. those scars on his face are pretty sexy

Thank you!

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

severely-severus  asked:

for the character ask thing, I am going to ask the obvious, being snape, but I wondered whether you could answer double for young snape and adult snape :D

The more Snape the better in my opinion lmao.

Young Snape

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! (he’s relatable to me) | love them | actual love of my life
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: He’s really smart! He made his own spells and made corrections in an official potions book taught at school!
worst quality: Easily angered and lashes out.
ship them with: Regulus (I have my reasons)
brotp them with: Regulus (they had a sort of friends with benefits thing ok)
needs to stay away from: THE MARAUDERS NEED TO STAY AWAY FROM HIM. He should also stay away from racist Slytherins who want to join Voldie.
misc. thoughts: I wish an adult had realized how fucked up Sev’s situation was and reached out to him and given him a way out of all the abuse and bullying he suffered from (Someone other than Voldemort obviously).

Adult Snape

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life (he’s an asshole, but I still love him lmao)
hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang
hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin ravenclaw | hufflepuff
best quality: Incredibly loyal and still tried to fix his mistakes and do the right thing, even though he didn’t have to.
worst quality: An asshole and not a very nice teacher (a good teacher but not a NICE one).
ship them with:Harry<3
brotp them with: McGonagall and also Draco (I think they have a sort of friendship after the war)
needs to stay away from: Anything that will kill him.
misc. thoughts: He’s not dead. Nagini didn’t kill him. He’s recovering, just give him some time to get better and come back to society.

Some really good things in Voltron Legendary Defender:

  • Hunk’s big strong hands and the very delicate motions he makes with them
  • the way Keith’s voice squeaks sometimes if he’s trying to raise his voice (see: “We had a bonding moment!”)
  • How in the episode Shiro’s Escape Shiro woke up from remembering his time in captivity to the entire team smiling at him and happy to see him.
  • How super nonjudgmental Lance was about Keith not getting the cheer, like. corrects him gently
  • Allura. just Allura. she is everything childhood me aspired to. She is an actual disney princess who can crush space-age metal with her bare hands. Has mice friends. Is a terrifyingly powerful sorceress. 
  • The whole fact that Shiro is a hugger, like. season 3 wishlist: I want to see Shiro hug everyone on the team at least once. Since Hunk is also a hugger they get The Best Hug. 
  • How sad Pidge and Hunk were to split up in Belly Of The Weblum
  • Basically as early as s1e2 Coran just has this gaggle of aliens show up in his house and his response is to basically just adopt them all. You know who’s the real Space Dad on this ship. He has juice boxes
  • I mean look at this proud dad, presiding paternally over his strange space children. (also Keith, my boy, why are you sticking only one leg out like that)
  • Pidge’s space caterpillar friends
  • Everyone’s laser sound effects
  • The Lions are ancient super powerful beings but basically everyone on the team has adopted this very affectionate gentle way of talking to them and it’s just the most endearing thing ever. 

pathfindersara  asked:

Garrus vakarian

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: his courage in battle and in defying his dad and the turian traditions
worst quality: vengeful (I guess)
ship them with: shepard!!
brotp them with: everyone from the first normandy, zaeed, james
needs to stay away from: calibrations?
misc. thoughts: I’d make him hot cocoa with tiny marshmallows (if he doesn’t die from it)

Thank u Sara!

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!

Rip Clubpenguin

Idk with clubpeguin shutting today i thought I share some memories of this fuckn site

  • I remember the day I made it. I was at my grandma’s house and I was ten and i started off with a 1 month membership
  • All the kids at recess would fight over the computers to play it and everyone in my school always went to ‘Tundra’ to play
  • The site crashing when Rockhopper came and everyone fighting to get on his ship that was hell
  • The surfing game was my fav and i was so mad when I found out they made survival for paid members
  • That fuckin flood once and I think an avalanche. I just remember a lot of events happening once 
  • Halloween was always my fav event 
  • Im looking through a book in the game and god, all those events (the earthquake, fairs, fitness games in ‘08 
  • When you could get belts in the dojo and Sensei was hard to beat
  • I shit you not once when I was with a friend we followed two penguins back to an igloo and hid quite well (they didn’t know we where there) and they started to have like fake sex. Like serious we watched these kids (they had to be kids cause of how they typed) having their penguins take off their clothes and fake having it and my friend then did a “hehe” AND THE TWO OTHER PEGUINS RAN GOD THAT WAS SOMETHING
  •  I stopped playing around the start of HS but holy hell clubpenguin was my childhood and I remember just having so much fun and playing it all the damn time

(add more memories if you want but these are some of mine)

So my mother was giving me the lecture of ‘Don’t do drugs, don’t smoke, don’t drink. Find good friends’

I’m just like

Originally posted by explosivecumberbatch

Mother, you honestly think I’m getting out of my bedroom, or the house? Cuz I have books to read, fanfiction to cry too, shows to be watched, and OTPs to be shipped 

pathfindersara  asked:

Chris redfield

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them! | actual love of my life 

hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty very hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would bang

hogwarts house: 500% gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

best quality: courage
worst quality: he’s done nothing wrong ever in his life
ship them with: jill
brotp them with: sheva, josh, everyone from s.t.a.r.s.
needs to stay away from: wesker?
misc. thoughts: I want to poke his re5 arms

Thank you, Sara!

send me a character & I’ll answer the following about them!


tfw ur bassist bf rly looks good and stupid in his costume, but you hate the one he picked out for you (and ur ghost rapper friend thinks the both of you are cute)

EDIT: this isnt 2Doc. It’s just a self insert. I know it can be confusing because of the blue hair.

I’m still not over how disjointed The Final Problem is… it’s all woosh, we’re at Mycroft’s house, woosh, 221B, woosh, and now a boat!, woosh, Sherrinford… just as the explosion faded into the ship scene with no explanation, my mum was all ‘oh, I get it now. it’s a dream’ just on the first watch… you’re meant to feel disorientated. Like a dream that doesn’t make sense but you’re still dreaming, so you just go with the flow…

Criminal OTP/AU

-“We both broke into the same person’s house and now we are watching Supernatural on their TV IS THIS A DATE?!”

-“Our cells are across from each other and I got something in my eye and now you think I winked at you WOW THIS IS AWKWARD”

-“We are both robbing a bookstore AND YOU LIKE HARRY POTTER TOO!”

-“Our hands brushed when we were both taking down our wanted posters and now I’m blushing”

-“The guards ship us”

-”We both got arrested and now we are riding in the Police car together and now we are flirting wow this is strange”

      Bonus-”Now the policeman is laughing at us… DO WE HAVE A SHIPPER?”



The black one is full of fear and rage
She was the saddest child that Maester Cressen had ever known.

Harmonizer Thoughts

1. So, when’s the new album coming out.

2. I’m not salty about Camila leaving.

3. But like, why dah fuck she leave me doh?

4. “Everyone, bow your head for prayer. In Allysus we pray.”

5. So, um, when’s the new album coming out?

6. Normani is my queen. I lover her but I’m like 112% sure she’s some other being that’s here to still my soul and edges… I’m ok with this.

Originally posted by je-suis-ein-pizza

7. *Drinks a gallon of water* It’s… It’s really hard to say/think about Lauren *drinks another gallon* without getting thirsty.

8. I mean, I support Camila and everything but like why????

Originally posted by lance-mcclain

9. Dinah Jane looks like Beyonce.

10. No, Leona Lewis!!!

11. NO, A GODDESS!!!

12. Ok…But this album though…

13. Laurmani??? You mean Aphrodites power couple? Yeah I ship it

Originally posted by afairfight

14. TBH Ally can murder me if she wants…I probably deserve it if she’s killing me. 

15. I’m totally straight. (See’s a picture of 5h) 

16. *Bi 

17. Lauren low-key hates us… We’ve all grown to except this. 

Originally posted by n-wordbelike

18. So about that, album doh… 

19. Camila Cabello….Never heard of her. 

20. Just kidding, I lied (lol)…i miss her 

Originally posted by hoedasme

21. I dare you to find a bad picture of Normani… I’ll wait.

22.  “Nah, I can’t hang out right now. I’ve got to go to Allysus Church…yeah it’s at the local waffle house”

23. Have you SEEN Normanion DWTS?? Like when will your fave ever?? Get you Stans in order!!

Originally posted by afairfight

24. But like how many songs is going to be on the new album? At least tell me THAT!

Originally posted by gifsarefunny

25. I’ve never shipped Camren in my entire STAN LIFE. *person pulls out receipts*…I’ve never seen that blog in my entire life!!!

Originally posted by melancholicwaifu

26. So like a collaboration between Camila and Fifth Harmony can still happen, right??? RIGHT!!?

27. I just love Fifth Harmony 

Originally posted by pureheartsaredope

anonymous asked:

SniperScout isn't even a good ship, SniperSpy is obviously way better

Allow me to argument against those accusations in my humble blog.

In this scene from the comic The Insult That Made A “Jarate Master” Out Of Sniper, we can see clearly:

1.) RED Scout and RED Sniper enjoying a lovely picnic date on the Control Point C, being cruelly interrupted by the BLU Spy.
2.) RED Sniper goes in a defensive stance against the BLU Spy, protecting not only the control point c, but as well, his picnic partner, the RED Scout
3.) RED Scout calming RED Sniper down by continuing their date by eating Tacos.

*NOTE: Tacos, are a clear sign of gay. You can also see other gay indicators by the 3 bottles and the yellow umbrella. 

Continuing on the same comic, this last panel not only shows Scout making a joke about the Jarate, but also Sniper smiling at the joke.
I still need canonically proof of Spy making Sniper laugh or smile.

Moving on to another comic, specifically Blood Money, you see RED Scout and RED Sniper, once again, side by side. And doing what? Playing Poker. While the Spy is far away from them reading his silly book about DNA. Wait… Oh my God, it was there all along. 

Now, to my last argument towards those terribly rude accusations of SniperScout not being a good ship; this scene from the comic The Naked And The Dead.
Look. Look at this scene. The context you need is that Sniper and Spy thought Scout was dead. But when he comes back to live? BOOM. Another smile. Smiling at Scout being alive. Also Spy not trying to cry.

Each house as: Shakespearean characters - Hamlet
  • Gryffindor: Laertes - brAVE, strONG, revenGEFUL
  • Hufflepuff: Horatio - precious cinnamon roll 10/10 perfect friend ship it don't drink the cup please
  • Ravenclaw: Ophelia - honestly... just... leave her be...
  • Slytherin: Hamlet - spiteful murderous emo teen yet everyone loves him smh

i want to take my ship of a body and slip off somewhere. we’ll live in places where the water is on fire. we’ll grow a house by planting ourselves. i miss you in the mornings. kissing you always feels like i’m leaving the earth. i’m saying islands can be two people if you just close the curtains. and i’m in the mood for a journey.