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Cheeseburger with an order of revenge

I work at a fairly small warehouse-about 20 employees on a full day. Unfortunately we have to share a refrigerator that’s located upstairs out of eyesight unless you happen to be up there eating. I had a hot pocket stashed in the freezer to eat on a day where no other options are available. When I reached said day, I went up to eat my hot pocket and it’s not there. I went back downstairs bitching because I was hungry and someone stole my food. A couple of employees saw another employees eat my hot pocket and quickly snitched on him. I confronted and drilled him until he finally confessed to eating my stash.
Fast forward a couple of weeks later, said food thief was super busy the whole day and had to send for a really late lunch through a co worker because he was too busy to pick it up. Mind you it was around 4pm and our hours and from 8am to 5pm. The coworker bought the thief’s food back and left it up front with me. It was a junior bacon cheeseburger, nuggets, & small fry. I was still pissed about my hot pocket. I called him over the radio and announced that his food was up front with me. I then proceeded to eat his food. When he finally made it from the back of the warehouse to up front with me, I was finishing up the last of his fries. Revenge never tasted so good!

anonymous asked:

Do you have any more hockey stories? Can you do like a 5 Top Hockey Stories in the Marissa Household? :P

oh boy do i

5. the time my older brother was refereeing my younger brother’s hockey game and sent him to the box for a (very weak) trip and i yelled something Not So Nice from the stands and he kicked me out of the game

4. my little brother’s first hockey game, where he spent 100% of his ice time chasing his own shadow

3. my older sister breaking her arm in our basement while we were playing basement hockey and no one telling our parents until like 3 hours later bc basement hockey was Banned in the house

2. the first time i ever watched my older brother fight. also my older brother’s lone Gordie Howe Hat Trick. also the first time i ever saw my dad look so simultaneously embarrassed and proud.

1. the time my little brother’s peewee team got to skate on the ice with the peoria rivermen during warm-ups and he got confused and ended up skating the whole length of the ice instead of just the half-ice that he was supposed to and everybody flipped bc he was a Small Child in the middle of a lot of very large hockey boys until a member of wheeling nailers literally picked him up and skated him back over to the rivermen. we still talk about that one all the time.

madelienepotter  asked:

Ok so I recently listened to the BATB soundtrack and it's stunning! As usual my Newtina heart intervened and when listening to Belle (reprise) all I hear is Tina and how she longs for someone to understand her and how she wants adventure in the great wide somewhere! Ugh. My love for this ship knows no bounds.



I actually added “How Does a Moment Last Forever” by Celine Dion to my Newtina playlist, I mean…

“How does a moment last forever?
How can a story never die?
It is love we must hold onto
Never easy, but we try

Sometimes our happiness is captured
Somehow, our time and place stand still
Love lives on inside our hearts and always will

Minutes turn to hours, days to years and gone
But when all else has been forgotten
Still our song lives on

Maybe some moments weren’t so perfect
Maybe some memories not so sweet
But we have to know some bad times
Or are lives are incomplete

Then when the shadows overtake us
Just when we feel all hope is gone
We’ll hear our song and know once more
Our love lives on

How does a moment last forever?
How does our happiness endure?
Through the darkest of our troubles
Love is beauty, love is pure
Love pays no mind to desolation
It flows like a river through the soul
Protects, persists, and perseveres
And makes us whole

Minutes turn to hours, days to years then gone
But when all else has been forgotten
Still our song lives on
That’s how a moment lasts forever:
When our song lives on.”

Personally I could relate the entire BATB soundtrack to both Newtina and Jakweenie but…

(also Newt is a beast :p)

Shout Out

@remembertherandler The things I love about you….

So much talent that I feel you can’t be real. You can write these beautiful stories that pull you in and wont let go. You can compose songs and then sing them with your gorgeous voice. You can art. You gif my favourite things. You are a science smarty-pants. Is there anything besides stairs, that you can’t do?

And you’re my dear friend and I love our skype talks, where we chat for hours about absolutely nothing, flail about Link’s hands and then get our dogs have conversations with each other, over the video.

Originally posted by graveyard-whistler

I know I’m a terrible person for what I did to you I know I said I would never run out on you but I did.

Our friendship made me so happy and I’m sad to end it but I just have to I dont have another choice. I gotta do what makes me happy even if it means hurting one of my closest friend.

I will never forget all of our conversations or the endless hours of us gaming. It was like the best 6-8 months of my life and its hard to let it go this fast. Sometimes if you love someone you gotta let them go.

My life wont be the same without you in it. And I’m sorry that I had to leave a goodbye message in your inbox I just had to say something. I just couldn’t leave completely without saying goodbye.

Please dont hate me. Idk if you will see this or not. I’m at work in the bathroom crying typing this out. I do know I will never find a friendship like this one ever again.

Again I’m soooo sorry.

me n smelliott met up for our favorite happy hour except heres the thing? it was very cold. but it was sunny so i was tricked into just wearing a button down instead of a jacket and i just got home and im gonna take my second bath of the day and its fine? its fine

It’s “baseball night” at this restaurant (u know how like when it’ll be a certain school’s night the restaurant will donate a part of the profit to the school it’s like that)
And the entire baseball team is here and they’re all under the age of 8
It wouldn’t be bad but these white ppl are letting their children play tag in the middle of the restaurant
The parents aren’t watching their kids they’re yelling at the wait staff and being shitty
I hate whites oh my god
Our waitress looks like a high school student and she has her arm in a brace
She’s serving like so many tables and like the fucking children keep running in front of her
And Bc they’re so short staffed our food might take up to half an hour to an hour and that’s not bad but all these ppl keep yelling at her about it like oh my god

🐧 🐧 . talked on the phone with Colleen ( @watcherandshield ) last night for 3 hours. And during our conversations, we have formed a new plot(s)

  • Ramsay/Jon : One of them is a customer and & the other is the manager. Basically, person A loves the steak from this restaurant. And a side of mash with like carrots ( or salad. ) And well Person B always gives Person A a discount, like 30% off and such. Person A wants to know how to get the whole thing for free — so person A prostitutes himself for free food. So Person A & B end up going to the storage closet and — ta da! Person A gets the free meal :’) ! We are very proud of this plot. Like new verse idea FTW. Best of the best. ( also hint this whole time Ramsay is person A. And Jon B. jsyk )

  • Also, pop Ramsay & pop Jon : Toy story style. Where we find them in weird positions and have to separate them. But Jon will ride a stuff animal bear and sail away to find Ramsay in the other drawer I locked him in :’) — I know. such a lovely story. right ?

Yeah, just know we can talk.  ❤️ xD ilysm Colleen LMAOOOO xD  ❤️

  • *the lab*
  • Molly: *working*
  • Molly: *thoughtfully* If you ever get married, would you invite me to the wedding?
  • Sherlock: *looking through the microscope* Can't have a wedding without the bride.
  • Molly: ...
  • Molly: *blinks* I-I was talking to Anthony.
  • Sherlock: *looks up*
  • Molly's Intern: *waves awkwardly*
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: So was I.
  • Molly's Intern: *panicky* What?
  • Sherlock: *looks back at the microscope; embarrassed* Get out.
  • Molly's Intern: *scurries off*
  • Molly: *amused* That wasn't nice. I needed him.
  • Sherlock: *blushing* quiet.
  • Molly: *steps closer; smirks* That's no way to speak to your bride.
  • Sherlock: *smiles; nonchalant* that's a yes?
  • Molly: *laughs* Of course.

@therealjacksepticeye @markiplier @kyleehenke @wiishu @crankgameplays
my house is being killed by the wind and rain and the power has been out for hours
its cold as shit and our heater isnt running, i can’t sleep because the wind is too loud
our house is literally shaking, theres rain coming in from every crevasse
i cant see my girlfriend and its really hard to see the light in this situation
i just need to think about people and things that make me happy


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