I… I love you for this anon. I am baby trash and I am Fenris trash. I am trash.
Aveline: She isn’t quite sure, at first, that they’ll be good parents, but she quickly changes her mind when she sees how careful and loving both parents are with their new baby. She knows that this kid is going to end up being as fierce as a dragon and their parents will love them more than anything. She’ll be around for when they run into trouble.
Merrill: She oohs and ahhs and makes funny faces to make the kid laugh. All she had to do was take one look at the happy, proud, sleep-deprived parents to know that this was going to be the best thing for them all. She frequently babysits and tells Dalish stories to get the kid to sleep.
Sebastian: The baby is a gift from the Maker, but the way Hawke and Fenris both look at the child is a miracle. Like Aveline, he wasn’t quite sure at first. Both of them have dealt with such loss and pain. Fenris especially has a tendency to be a bit antagonistic. Yet he could never question that they will be wonderful parents.
Varric: This is going to make for a crazy addition to his book! There’s no denying that this kid is probably simultaneously very safe and very in danger. Most of the city of Kirkwall would rise up in defense of their Champion’s kid, but there were also a lot of factions that might try to hurt Hawke and Fenris using their beloved baby. He starts paying off the Carta to keep an ear out for anyone who might hurt the kid.
Isabela: The sight of Hawke and Fenris with their new baby is the cutest thing she’s ever seen. She’s going to teach that kid how to hold their liquor and all the dirty limericks she’s ever known. And Auntie Isabela will always be around to help make mischief.
Anders: If the baby is biologically Hawke’s and Fenris’, he insists on being the one to deliver it. Even though he and Fenris don’t really get along, Hawke is his friend and he wants to do this. But even if the child is adopted, he’s always there to help. He’ll heal scraped knees and bruised elbows. He doesn’t think he’s ever seen Hawke so happy, and even Fenris smiles, so he’s going to do everything he can to make sure they all stay safe.
Bethany: She’s going the be the best aunt ever. Whenever she can find the time to visit her sibling, she’s there, holding the child and playing with them. She knows her sibling and Fenris both have issues, but who doesn’t? She knows from personal experience that this child will be loved and treasured forever.
Carver: He finds the concept of his sibling being a parent kind of strange. Somehow, he’d never really thought it would happen, maybe because of all the years when they had to essentially parent him. He feels kind of bad for that and he makes up for it by helping out with baby care in whatever way he can. If he’s a Templar, he spends most of his down time with the baby. If he’s a Warden, he sends back unique toys or interesting baby clothes from wherever he’s stationed. And he protects both his sibling and their kid from any threat.
Fenris: The first time he holds his baby, he’s terrified. What if he drops them? What if his lyrium can hurt them? What if he’s a terrible dad? But the moment the child is settled in his embrace, all thought flee except that he will protect this child with his life if he has to. He has a purpose now, and responsibility. He knows he’d do anything for his child. He grins at Hawke, wanting to share this feeling. He knows it’s going to be a bumpy road, but he also knows that they’ll make it. It’s going to be wonderful.
Blue Hawke: They are going to nurture their child if it kills them. This baby is everything. They lean against Fenris, their baby snug in their arms, and they know everything is perfect.
Purple Hawke: They have a feeling that this baby is going to be a handful and probably take after them a little too much. If Fenris thinks one Hawke in the house is hard to deal with? Oh, just wait! It’s going to be amazing and overwhelming and crazy and perfect.
Red Hawke: If anyone so much as sneezes too close to their child, there will be hell to pay. No one will ever threaten their family, no matter what. They’ve lost too much. Never again. This baby is beautiful and they know Fenris will be there through it all, just as fiercely protective. This family will be perfect.
I just made myself pissed off thinking about how if your Hawke was a blood mage that made Carver a warden and romanced Anders or Merrill absolutely nothing they say in Inquisition makes a lick of sense.
As much as I adore Carver and the dynamic between him and a mage Hawke, I
usually end up playing as a rogue or warrior. My favourite way to play
is to be the fiercely and aggressively protective older sibling who has
spent a large portion of their life trying to shield Bethany and other
young mages from the Templars.
FINAL TRAILER: “VALERIAN AND THE CITY OF A THOUSAND PLANETS” (2017)
n the 28th century, Valerian (Dane DeHaan) and Laureline (Cara Delevingne) are a team of special operatives charged with maintaining order throughout the human territories. Under assignment from the Minister of Defense, the two embark on a mission to the astonishing city of Alpha—an ever-expanding metropolis where species from all over the universe have converged over centuries to share knowledge, intelligence and cultures with each other. There is a mystery at the center of Alpha, a dark force which threatens the peaceful existence of the City of a Thousand Planets, and Valerian and Laureline must race to identify the marauding menace and safeguard not just Alpha, but the future of the universe.
Boyf Riends CisSwap: Tony Hawk Say's Drink Mountain Dew
Jeremy jumped back, startled by the voice accidentally taking both Michael and the Mountain Dew sign with him.
“Ow.” Rich laughed as Jake helped the two up.
“Ha, you should have seen your faces!” He did an admittedly spot on impression of Jeremy’s terrified face.
“We saw you duck behind the sign and figured we say hey. Given we didn’t think you’d take down Tony Hawk.”
“Can you believe he’s getting his own Mountain Dew brand?”
“Now you too can taste the feelings of disappointment and washed up-ness. But seriously it’s Saturday at Wal-Mart, why are you here?”
“We could ask you the same.” Jake lifted up the box he was holding revealing it to be a package of condoms. Jeremy could guess what the bottle Rich held was.
“You!” Turning the group saw a familiar looking and very angry Wal-Mart employee.
“Jenna, you work here?”
“I don’t just work here,” she gestured to her Manager badge. “And I’m going to have to ask you pay for the display.” Rich dropped the bottle he was holding, running towards the exit with Jake following close behind. She turned to Michael and Jeremy with an annoyed look. Now they had pads and a slightly crushed fifty dollar Tony Hawk standee in the back of Michael’s P.T. Cruiser.
“Jer, it’s starting to creep me out.”
“I know man.”
“I don’t think I can drive with that thing staring at me.”
“We’re not throwing away the thing we just spent fifty bucks on.”
“I seriously think it moved a little.”