for grammar nazi's

  • anti-sjws for the last 10 years: feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, feminazis, nazi nazi, sjw's are nazis, nazi nazi nazi, grammar nazi, feminazi feminazi
  • normal sensible attractive people: these real life people are actually real life nazis and hold nazi beliefs and want to kill minorities
  • anti-sjws: thats pretty fucking fucked up that you just call anything you disagree with a nazi, like i think thats pretty wild of the 'tolerant left' to do
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Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017-), The Wide Window

(s01e05)

im so tired of goy being so uneducated and insensitive to jewis culture so just some basics:

• if you’re not jewish you dont get to say “jew” period
• holocaust, hitler, and nazi jokes aren’t funny period
• seriously quit saying “grammar nazi”
• also when the subject of the holocaust or hitler happen to come up DONT TRY TO SAY THAT HITLER WAS DOING WHAT WAS BEST FOR HIS COUNTRY OR THAT HE WAS HUMAN
• SERIOUSLY HE WAS A MASS MURDERER AND DISGUSTING IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD
• dont make jokes about us being penny pinchers or greedy or any of that its gross and racist
• if youre a goyim dont tell me that “_____ was a very jew thing for me to do”
• dont use yiddish, goy always mispronounce it and tbh it sounds stupid when you try
• dont call our traditions weird just cause theyre different
• be aware that jewish holidays dont get the same respect from society as christian ones do
• seriously our holidays are almost never seen as “a legit reason” to miss work/school
• EDUCATE 👏 YOURSELF 👏

anonymous asked:

how do you think each of the signs in mercury would text?

Aries Mercury probably texts in caps a lot, their words and sentences are filled with enthusiasm and tons of energy, they potentially stir a lot of drama though

Taurus Mercury probably texts calmly, giving short and reasonable responses; they prefer to get straight to the point and they’re quite honest in their messages

Gemini Mercury is probably a scattered texter - they send so many random messages all at once and they write a lot because their mind is brewing at a quick pace

Cancer Mercury probably texts with a bunch of emotion; so when they’re happy, they will be very goofy and when they are moody, they’ll give half-assed replies… Their texting style varies because the Moon has an unpredictable influence on the emotions

Leo Mercury probably makes tons of jokes via text and they are entertaining - in group chats especially, they like to be the center of attention and will say very funny stuff

Virgo Mercury probably texts with humor and humility - they are nice and clever through the way they communicate, and will write a lot too since they’re ruled by Mercury; they may also be “grammar nazis”

Libra Mercury probably texts with a polite attitude, and they like asking questions because they’re so people-oriented

Scorpio Mercury probably is a cryptic texter, there is always a sense of mystery surrounding what they say… They may be dark-humored in their messages too

Sagittarius Mercury probably texts with excitement and eagerness, and you could potentially see them writing about deeper topics of life, also has a blunt style

Capricorn Mercury probably texts with a good amount of sarcasm, and they could also be preoccupied with correct punctuation/spelling, there’s elegance in their messages

Aquarius Mercury probably texts with their own quirky style, often incorporating abbreviations and saying weird things, but their replies are often minimal and small

Pisces Mercury probably is a laid back texter, having a chill vibe and coming across like a stoner… They are good to vent to, and they’ll tell you how much they care about you in their messages, it is sincere

It Started With A Kiss

Summary: All the ways Dean loves to kiss you

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Word Count: 1018

Warnings: All the fluff

A/N: I’m actually super proud of this! Thanks to my grammar nazi and my poetic friend @idreamofhazel


A kiss is the most powerful thing a man can say. When Dean kisses you, he kisses you with such passion and fervor, like he can’t get enough out of you, like you’re going to slip away at any moment. Each kiss tells you something different. That’s the thing about Dean, he has an appreciation for a woman’s body like no other man you have met before.

When he first kissed you, it was by surprise. You had no idea Dean was even remotely attracted to you. You had been hunting with him and Sam for years and the man never once made a pass at you. But when he kissed you, there was no doubt in your mind that Dean Winchester loved you. The kiss wasn’t just a sign of attraction, it was a proclamation of his love. The kiss was full of confidence; confidence that you were the one for him, that you would fill the hole inside his heart. It only took one kiss for you both to know that was it, that was your last first kiss.

In the morning, his kisses are lazy, peppered all over your face, like he has all the time in the world. He kisses any exposed skin, your shoulder, your neck, your thighs. It’s as if he spent too much time away from you, even if he dreamt of you all night. He kisses you until your eyes open and you turn towards him to capture his lips with yours.

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We used to call people Nazis to exaggerate, to compare someone to the worst group in human history

Like Feminazi?

Everyone’s favorite anti feminist word.

Grammar Nazi, for people being too uptight with their corrections in grammar.

Everyone threw the word around like a joke.

Everyone made jokes about it like a long dead bogey man.

But look at it now.

People are making it a legitimate term again, the word for a fascist, for a person who believes the holocaust was RIGHT.

For a person who believes genocide will solve our problems.

Think about that.

Think about how we thought we were passed this.

How we joked.

How we never thought it could happen again.

How we were so sure of this, that Nazis were the worst thing to ever happen in history (ethnocentric I know but hear me out).

That we used their likeness as a joke, not a jab at extremism, but the “ridiculousness” of someone.

But now…

Look what we are.

Look what’s happening.

We’re losing what we were, and reverted back to the 40s, making the same mistakes.

You can’t say get over the HOLOCAUST anymore.

We clearly never learned our lesson.