for gitte

|| Part 1 ||

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english.  → infinitive. //  present tense. // past tense. // perfect tense. // imperative mood.

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(to) bathe.  → (å) bade. // bader. // badet. // badet. // bad.

(to) find. → (å) finne. // finner. // fant. // funnet. // finn.

(to) give  → (å) gi. // gir. // ga(v). // gitt. // gi.

(to) go/leave/pull → (å) dra. // drar. // dro. // dratt. // dra.

(to) invite → (å) invitere. // inviterer. // inviterte. // invitert. // inviter. 

(to) jog → (å) jogge. // jogger. // jogget. // jogget. // jogg.

(to) know/feel  → (å) kjenne. // kjenner. // kjente. // kjent. // kjenn.

(to) make/create/prepare → (å) lage. // lager. // laget. // laget. // lag. 

(to) shop/act  → (å) handle. // handler. // handlet. // handlet. // handle.  

(to) work  → (å) arbeide. // arbeider. // arbeidet. // arbeidet. // arbeid. 

2

Christopher Lee and Harriet Walter

“To me as a child, my uncle was a roving, exotic bachelor figure who swanned in once in a while. The heart rate went up when he walked in the door.
Perhaps it was his wonderful deep voice but he seemed to have an extraordinary power over you. He was a great raconteur and a flamboyant dresser and had glamorous girlfriends and a bachelor pad off Ebury Street before he married my Aunt Gitte. Because he was so very handsome and very gentle, I feel I’ve been in and out of different phases with my uncle, of having a crush on him, then being a little in love with him.“
- Harriet Walter on Christopher Lee


ı-hı hıh  ben  iyi aileden geliyorumm
benimm ailem en iiii aileee..
bikere  askı farkı diye bişey varr
yapabilene..
becerebilene..
aaaa  ben  gitmek  istiyorumm ..
al  kapı  orda..
gitt
ı-hıh..

*Typical usuk fic*

(I actually love usuk please dont hate me lmao)

England: u wanker
America: i did nothin wrogn
England: ye u did u git
America: ???
~~~~~~~~~~
*at bar*
England:*is drunk* y did america leaVE
ME next week is July 4 *is cry*
France: oh Angleterre~ (in italics) can u not see he luv only u??
England: *is more drunk* U FROG NO HE DOSNT, U R A BLODY GITT
France: *eats baguette* honhonhon mon cher~ (also in italics) but u love him dont u
England: *such drunk* u dont undrstan my feelings :’(
France: *says something about america and england having sex or whatever*
England: U BASTARD
~~~~~~~~
*somehow got back home in England and its also the day after*
England: i hear doorbell who could it be???????????????? I have no ideaaa
*answers door*
Egland: nooooo not youuuu
America: hello i hav com to stay the week
England: no u git u cant *is emotionally and sexually conflicted*
America: oh come on iggy. Itll be like the good ol times
England: *has overly dramatic flashback to aforementioned “good old times” that lasts for approximately three chapters*
England: f-fine u wanker
Ameica: yayyyy
~~~~~~~~
Eggle: i’ll mak u supper
Americ: no ur food sucks AHAHAHAH
Engl: NO IT DOESNT BLOODY GIT WANKR I HATE U
Amerr: chill bro imma eat it anyway
~~~~~~~~
*during supper*
England: i hate hamburgers they mak u fat
America: U FUKN WOT M8
*england sips tea and smirks*
England: u know what u r probably the worst country after that bloody frog
America: 1V1 ME BRUH UR UNICORNS AINT REAL AND UR EYEBROWS ARE THICC AS FUCK
England: oh yOU DID NOT JUST-
*conflict somehow resolves
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*after supper*
Acirema: i wan somethin to drank
Arthur: what u want america??
America: *blushes becuse WOW HE SAID AMERICA SO SEXY but no homo* i want to fuk u in the ass- i mean i want a cup of coffee plz
Englyjingle: coffee is 4 plebians we dont serve it wanker
Amerca: fuck u i like it, fine what else do ya hav
Glands: tea
Am: wat else
Eg: scones
Alfred: thats not a drink
Egg: WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME I RAISED YOU BETTER I THOUGHT WE COULD B FRIENDS/LOVERS BUT NOOOOO U JUST HAAAD TO REVOLT DIDNT U U GIT
Americs: *tears up* e-england i thot something was wrong… why are u so sad
England: *thinks* wow his face looks like when he was a child so cute. But it also makes me want to be fucked in the ass by him.
Hamburger: is… is it becus of the 4th of july??????????
Elgnand: y-yes
Americaaa: wow i never thought of that possibility, iggy-
Scone: i hate that name wanker u kno that
“England’s former colony”: kk i wont call u that. Anyway iggy, i lov u and want to hav sexs rn and i only left so i didnt hav to do the incest becaus i loved u sexually from the beginning. Now its 100% ok but i didnt wanna show my tru feelings. I totally didnt rebel because ur taxes were to high and u didnt give us any political say
England: i-i felt the same way lets hav sex
~~~~~~~~~~~~
*after like 4 chapters of long angsty sex*
America: i bet u liked visiting florida haha
England: shut up git
America: wooowww ur eyes r green so perf
England: *blushes* and ur eyes ar blue like the sky when we 1st met
America: wow that turns me on lets *insert highly sexual act thats probably banned in like 74 countries*
England: only if u can handle it *waggles eyebrows* i was once a pirate u kno
Canada: GUYS IVE LITERALLY BEEN HERE THE. ENTIRE. TIME.
England&America: o_o
Canada: I’m also fucking France
England&America: O_o
*France suddenly appears*
France: Adieu Angleterre and Americas~ *he winks and both fly away on a baguette*
America: I love u
England: bloody git wanker
and they kissed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE END

What even was this

Tek bi saat

Almanya ile Türkiye arası tek bi saat fark var artık :D
Buraya da geldik elhamdülillah 😂😆
Hep iki saat fark var diye şükür ediyordum siz uykusuzken ben daha yeni dinç oluyordum 😂😄😆
Geçti gitt :D

Herşey bir Hilal ugrunaydı.Analar, okul çağındaki yavrularını ;“Konu Vatansa ,Namussa,Izzetse git oğul gitte gelme” diyerek kınalayıp yolladı.Mehmet Akifimizin duasinda dile getirdigi gibi"Allah bu Vatana bir daha istiklal marşı yazdirmasin" ki gerekirse Vatanimiza göz dikenin görme umudunu elinden alacak ruha sahibiz Elhamdulillah