for fujoshi

  • Lance: You’re like our dad. Space Dad.

  • Shiro: I’m not your dad.

  • Pidge, Lance, Keith and Hunk: [chanting] Space Dad! Space Dad! Space Dad!

  • Shiro: Keith, why are you chanting?!

  • Keith: It is a catchy chant.

  • Lance: Space D-

  • Shiro: One more chant, and no slushies after training!

Why have a life when you have Yuri on ice?