for doing practically nothing

anonymous asked:

What do you call people who know nothing about and don't practice / don't really care about witchcraft, the occult, everything spiritual / spiritual world, the astral, etc? In the occult community we call them "normies"

you seem to have answered your own question, as witchcraft is part of the “occult community”.

personally i refer to them as “people who dont practice witchcraft”. calling them “normies”, would imply they are the default, the normal, and that we, by practicing witchcraft, are abnormal for doing so. 

i have no time to pretend to be oppressed by a self-imposed othered quality. 

even if there is a misplaced and romanticized quality associated with being an outcast and it is fashionable to pretend to be such, i still would advise not use it, as those who pretend otherness is glamorous silence those who are actually oppressed.

What’s up, it’s Alexei!

When Ngozi posted this picture yesterday of young post-draft Tater “trying his darnedest to answer press questions in English,” I thought, “You know, I could make a play fic out of that.” Which is what led to the following 2700+ words about Tater and his ESL tutor.

Many, many thanks to @ktheunready for being my Russian authenticity consultant and beta!

Georgia Martin stood at the back of the media scrum and watched Alexei Mashkov stumble his way through his post-draft interview, saw the way his fingers kneaded the brim of the brand-new Falconers’ cap he’d been handed for the initial official photos, saw the way his eyes widened and stayed intently glued to whoever was asking him a question, like he was afraid he’d miss some key bit of meaning if he blinked.

She pulled out her phone and made a call.


«No, Mama, I promise, my room is very nice. The family is very nice. Everything is very…»

«Let me guess, nice? »

Alexei sighed. «Yes.»

«You know I don’t doubt you, right, Alyosha? I’m not worried you can’t do this. You will be fine. But I know this is your first time to live in another country, with none of the boys from your teams here. It can be… hard, sometimes. I know.»

«Yeah, Mama, I know. You told me.»

«Are you telling me you’ve heard the stories of my youth too many times?» she asked in mock outrage.

«No, no!» he laughed. «Of course not.»

«Good. I should think not.» He could picture her face exactly, and it made him smile. «I’m glad your host family seems nice, Alyosha. I’m sure you will have many friends in no time.»

He flopped back on the bed again and stared at the ceiling. «I hope so.»

«We’ll talk again soon. Love you, son.»

«Love you, too.»

He hung up and let his phone rest on his chest. He’d been to America before. He’d thought he’d known what it would be like, that it wouldn’t be so bad. Different, yes, but there would be so many interesting new things to see, and new teammates, and he certainly knew how to play hockey. What he had failed to take into account, apparently, was how exhausting it was to try to function in English all day. For a US hockey team, the Falconers’ roster was shockingly low on Russian players, so his host family was one of the French Canadian ones. To their credit, they did speak some Russian, but it was hardly enough to have a real conversation. Alexei felt like he’d been practically mute all day.

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New Moon Forest Ritual

A ritual to learn what you need to work on this moon cycle.


- A circle made of natural rocks in a forest

- 4 white taper candles 

-4 white tea lights

-An assortment of your favourite tumbled stones (optional)

-A fireproof bowl/cauldron

-A bay leaf

-A small orange tiger’s eye

-A palo santo stick

-A tarot board/ anything to stop your cards from getting wet

-A tarot deck


Set Up

Set your tapers at equal intervals around your circle, making sure they are secure. Add the tea lights in between them. Randomly place your tumbled stones on the flattest rocks in your circle. Put your bowl/cauldron in the center of the circle,and your tarot board on it’s southwest side. Place your palo santo, bay leaf, and tiger’s eye in the center bowl. Light the candles and palo santo.

Performing the Ritual

Shuffle your tarot deck 3 times. Fan them, face down, and wave them in the smoke of the palo santo. Chant:

“I salute Mother Nature, 

The Forces of the Universe, 

and all that brought me here.

On this new moon

I ask of you

what I can change in my life

to make myself anew”

Shuffle your deck once more, then knock three times. Draw the topmost card and lay it on your tarot board.

Meditate on what that card means to you. End your ritual in a way you are familiar with.

Note: Please do not trespass to perform this ritual, and make sure to clean up properly. Leave nothing behind. Practice basic forest safety. Do NOT perform this ritual if there is a forest fire warning in your area, and be extra mindful of fire safety, or use LED candles.

Have a nice new moon!


Study organization- notebooks

I love stationery of all kinds, especially notebooks. And when you’re planning on studying, of course you need notebooks for taking notes and practicing! In this post, I’ll talk a little about my notebooks.

What kind(s) of notebook(s) do you use?

My personal preference is for spiral notebooks. I used to use notebooks that just opened like normal books, but they never liked to stay flat and they took up too much space on my desk. It’s funny because I used to hate spirals back when I was younger and way into drawing because the pages were more free to move against each other which led to more smudging, but I love spirals so much for note taking. They lay flat with no problem, which is the biggest thing for me. The spiral does get in the way of my hand sometimes, but it’s a minor annoyance.

I also consider the quality of the paper when buying my notebooks. It doesn’t have to be super high quality, but I just can’t deal with paper the quality of standard US looseleaf. It’s too thin and, more importantly, the surface is too rough. Paper with too rough a surface has led to the early death of too many of my pens—if you use fine-tip pens, size 0.5 or lower, and find they stop writing before the ink runs out—little bits from poor-quality paper probably got into the tip and ruined it. The paper I like the most feels a little bit weighty and nice and smooth!

Hardcover or softcover is also a choice to make! I use both, types:

Left to right- hardcover lined notebook, softcover lined notebook, softcover 원고지 squared paper notebook

How many notebooks do you use?

I have three main types of notebooks! I’ll go over each type:

Grammar notebooks

My grammar notebooks are all hardcover. I use them to collect grammar explanations and other important notes. I write them as cleanly as possible and even use my many colorful highlighters to make them look a little nicer. If I need to know about a grammar point that I have already learned, I open my grammar notebook for the right language and find it. This way, I don’t have to remember which textbook or source I saw a certain grammar point or explanation in—if it’s important, I write it down in my grammar notebook! So, my grammar notebooks are mashups of multiple texts and sources. These are for reference only; I don’t do any practice or extra writing in them. Nothing but the facts!

Practice notebooks

My practice notebook is where I write down definitions of new words I learned, practice sentences for my vocab flashcard words, breakdowns of articles I’ve studied on my Chinese reader apps… I guess calling it a “practice notebook” makes its purpose pretty self-explanatory. It’s nothing special; I write quickly and messily in it, and when it gets full, I can just throw it in the recycling bin and start a fresh one. My practice notebook is a softcover spiral.

Chinese article notebook

Korean squared paper—or I guess any squared paper—is wonderful for writing Chinese characters. Once I’ve encountered an article in a Chinese reader app and broken it down in my practice notebook, I rewrite it cleanly in my article notebook so I can easily find and read it again later.

I don’t always have all of my notebook types with me. If I plan on studying grammar, I will bring the correct grammar notebook along, and if I plan on studying Chinese articles, I might have my article notebook with me, but not always. However, my practice notebook is always in my bag!

How do you organize your notes and all? For those of you who might be struggling to get your notes together, I hope this helped!

Happy studying~

for @tinseltowncloud who is awesome and nice and deserves nice things

Sometimes Dex feels the breath leave his chest when he looks at Nursey. He’s not sure what it is, not sure how Nursey manages to consistently leave him feeling off-balance and winded. It’s annoying, though, he knows that much. He doesn’t like feeling uncomfortable, and the way Nursey makes him feel is anything but comfortable. It has him constantly on edge, ready to snap at the slightest provocation.

The worst part is that Dex is one hundred percent sure Nursey knows. He knows that there’s just something about him that gets under Dex’s skin. Something about his affected chill, maybe, or the way he flirts with anything that moves, or how clumsy he is, or possibly it’s how utterly careless he is with his own well-being. Whatever it is, it drives Dex crazy. Two months into knowing the guy, and Nursey is practically all Dex thinks about. And Nursey’s doing nothing to deter it, teasing Dex and winking at him and falling all over himself right in front of Dex, like Dex has any other choice than to catch him with a hand on his wrist or an arm around his shoulder. It’s infuriating. He doesn’t know what to do about it.

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I would like to extend my heartfelt thanks to Gravity Falls for reintroducing me to one of the most wonderfully poisonous movie villains of all time and for making me rewatch The Night of the Hunter after too many years of neglecting to do so

Triplicity (M)

Originally posted by etherealkt

=> Yoonseok x Reader Poly!AU

Summary: Distance is a cruel thing, and when you find yourself going astray, they are there to help remind you of just where exactly you belong.

Warnings: Explicit smut. Includes M/M smut as well. Slight angst. D/s themes.

Words: 11,191

a/n: 11k of smut. This is a new low.

“Well, what do we have here?”

Voice thick with irritation, spitefulness leaking from plush lips that supported the thin cigarette hung loosely from his teeth, a threatening gaze sized you up and left you feeling defenseless and weak under the scrutiny of coffee eyes, depths uncertain and unknown.

You weren’t exactly sure how you managed to find yourself in this predicament, hands held at the small of your back, wrists overlapping each other as a much stronger hold pinned you in place. You could feel the drumming of Hoseok’s heartbeat against your shoulder, grip tightening around your skin as you poorly attempted to gain back any control you once had, which hadn’t been very much to begin with.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

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daughtersoftime  asked:

....why did you post that hunting thing? Like, I know you are probably in favor for it and stuff. Since you didn't tag it with anything there was no way for me to avoid it + it makes me super upset that a wolf who actually likes humans will get betrayed and killed for that interest? And you don't want us to protest it or help them so why would you post it? Why make your followers super upset like that I actually cried? I can't fucking deal with more bad news and how fucked up humanity is.

@daughtersoftime​ Hi! My blog posts factual content about wolves, including news or articles. In order to be able to create a realistic view on what’s going on, I share áll wolf related news - not selectively just the positive news, because it’s important to be aware of what’s going on. That includes upsetting news. I usually post the original articles without adding anything myself such as my own opinion, unless I consider it needed/useful.

I do support regulated, sustainable wolf population control - it is one of the most beneficial ways to help keep their own population, other species’ populations, and the environment they live in safe and healthy, and is beneficial to the conservation of wolves as a whole*.
But I’m against the hunting of wolves for other reasons than effective wildlife conservation. I often post petitions of cases in which the culling of wolves is not beneficial to the concerning wolf population. When needed, I speak out against culling practices that have nothing to do with sane wildlife conservation.
If people feel like they want to take action after reading news on my blog by let’s say starting a petition, I fully support that.

This case of the wolf in Saxony doesn’t concern hunting, it concerns conservation - a less pretty side of conservation, yes. I understand that you’re upset - so am I. Cases like this are always painful and sour, especially considering it was probably humans who made this wolf a threat. But there’s no denying this wolf became a legitimate threat that needs to be dealt with anyhow.

There aren’t unlimited resources for conservation, so you’ve got to pick your battles. Realistically, there is very little chance a very expensive rehabilitation program for this wolf would work. So unfortunately, this case is a “pick your battles” one, and a preventive action for the greater good, because the general public holds a very ignorant and irrantional fear towards wolves, and will not be open for reasoning if this wolf causes serious problems. Those people won’t hear to the fact that this concerned a habituated wolf who acted very unnatural, and that wolves normally don’t act like this. An attack on livestock, a pet, or a human being will do severly further damage to this already very negative public opinion on wild wolves, and will only give governments and hunters yet another argument to cull more wolves in said region, or the whole of Germany, or all over the world.

The feeding of wild animals is the cause of this problem, so preventing problems like this is mainly a matter of educating the public to not feed wildlife. There is no wildlife conservator that wants to kill an animal. But until we have fixed the cause (the feeding of wild animals), we will have to deal with the consequenses in a way that fits the bigger picture. Knowing how these politics work, there’s a very big chance that in this case protesting/petitions/etc. won’t make a difference, and even if you cóuld somehow stop them from killing this wolf, it’s just a matter of time before the wolf will cause an accident and it will then be shot either way ánd will be used as an ignorant example of the misinformed, fear-mongering idea that wolves are vicious man-eaters.

I do apologize for forgetting to tag this post with “wolf hunting”, which I normally tag posts like these with. I totally understand that news like this is upsetting, but it’s not okay assuming things about people you don’t know and accusing people of things when you don’t know what and how.

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(*some proper sources on wolf population control in case people want to read more about this topic:



I was gonna make a camouflage joke for this post but I couldn’t see anyone understanding it hahaha im so funny 

Lance ✨ Keith ✨ Shiro ✨ Pidge ✨ Hunk

Mbti Types as Gift Givers

DISCLAIMER: I lub all the types.  Stereotypes used.  Spelling has been compromised.   ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

ISFJ - makes you a super sentimental gift from scratch (if level 10 grandma, then didn’t need to pull an all nighter to finish your beloved gift) - laced with love, unicorn tears, and mermaid dreams

INFJ - *pinterests* *tumblrs* *scours the whole internet for the perfect gift for you*  Ends up with an incredibly thoughtful DIY gift that fills in a void you never knew you had

ISFP - 10/10 will make something for you.  1/10 will forget to give it to you. 8/10 of you will not have any idea where to hang it/what to do with it.  1/10 of you will be surprised by the gift bc you forgot your own bday.  1/10 of all isfp gifts is a flower crown

INFP - will make you cry with their gift because it is something you briefly mentioned 0.3 times offhandedly that one time.  Just kidding! They’ll prolly make themselves cry when they tell you the deep emotional backstory behind their gift and it’s secret heart-wrenching significance that has nothing to do with you

INTJ - practical gift giver #1! If they run out of ideas, they might skip the gift altogether and plot world domination instead.  It’s thoughtful because as a gift to you, they won’t make you a minion/slave worker in their new world order

ISTJ - practical gift giver #2! gift card giver! might give you a textbook/rulebook/agenda/notebook-to-write-more-rules/anything-to-organize-your-mess-of-a-life 

ISTP - gets you something to do - i.e. sports equipment, gym membership, woodworking lessons, fix-your-car-yourself lessons, lazer tag, paintball, trampoline dodgeball (this shit is fur real, son) (be prepared to get your ass whooped)

INTP - ERRRORRRR cannot process giftgiving.exe. The following file is missing or corrupted: C:\Windows\socialnorms.exe.  Press any key to continue.

ESFJ - buys you something for your kitchen.  Esfj has really gotten into home decorating recently so you get some nice candles, potpourri, a spice rack … basically anything that smells so nice that you’ll never want to leave your house

ENFJ - buys you a super cute fluffy animal !!! !!! !!! omg look at its cute little nose! its cute little ears! I’ll take care of you forever! I’ll feed you until your belly becomes a balloon!  *whispers* Never leave me. *snaps to reality* Oh what? Oh …. ya … I meant you enfj, never leave me ^^ … …. … wait wut? *enfj moves in*

ESFP - gets you tickets TO THE EXCLUSIVE DANCEPARTY YOU’VE BEEN WANTING TO GOOOOO.  Esfp knows you’ve been putting in all those hours at work so you need a well deserved break with some hotass dancers—No? Well, fuck you too Mary Lynn.  Just trying to spice up your life a little so you’ll stop complaining about how Aaron was a regrettable fckboy.  Gosh.

ENFP - wasn’t sure what to get you for the longest time.  Too many ideas and wallet too skinny. Asks you what you wanted. Diligently asks your friends about what you really want.  Does not end up getting anything for you.  Makes it up with a spontaneous ski trip.

ESTJ - sets you up with a mutual fund at the bank with a diverse portfolio. Takes you to a surprise party (actually a networking party) organized by estj’s long-term monogamous significant other at their amazingly affordable home where they live together.  Estj leaves with 5 competitive job offers.

ENTJ - treats you to a lovely steak dinner prepared by a highly paid professional in-home chef in their mansion atop of a hill belooking the peasants and commonfolk below who are building a statue of entj at minimum wage.  

ESTP - isn’t around during your birthday because they’re climbing up Mt. Everest/naked fishing/shark diving - but they take time out of their busy day to skype with you until the reception cuts off.  When you do meet up, estp blesses you with stories from their trip as you live vicariously through them and promises to take you with them next time.  Estp txts you from Australia the next day. 

ENTP -  Category 1 (acquaintances): bath soap or gag gifts // Category 2 (friends): a book your entp thought you’d benefit from reading (educate yourself mtherfker … with the kama sutra ;)) // Category 3 (family): relatives do not subscribe to the satanic rituals of gift giving

anonymous asked:

There has been a lot of hoola over facial animations in ME: Andromeda, even media outlets like IGN are getting in on the action. Yet, there has never been an issue with games like Fallout and Skyrim. I was hoping you could provide some insight into why Bioware gets castigated for things other developers get away with? Do people hate gay characters that much?

I think the anti-LGBT scapegoating is what you get when you have a lot of jerks who are frustrated at a legitimate issue take it out on something or someone they dislike, even if that thing is only tangentially related. Political views have practically nothing to do with the implementation of animation systems or content, but humans have a a nasty habit of using the flimsiest of justifications to act like jerks towards people they dislike.

Regarding the facial animation thing, the main reason that Bioware takes flak for it over Fallout and Skyrim is that conversations and cinematics aren’t as large a focus in Skyrim or Fallout. It’s an uncanny valley effect - because the conversations in the Bethesda games tend to be so robotic, we know what to expect and forgive them for not having high fidelity animations. Most of the fun of Skyrim and Fallout stems from the emergence of the player’s story, doing all sorts of crazy things out in the wilderness. Seeing the characters speak and act like marionettes doesn’t really bother us because we don’t really see them a potentially human so much as game entities with personality quirks. 

Mass Effect and Dragon Age spend a large amount of screen time showing people talking to each other, and humans are extremely good at noticing weird stuff like that. Furthermore, Bioware’s cinematic designers also do a lot of camera manipulation and add a lot of emphasis on what happens during these cinematics. Because we’ve all been trained since childhood to understand the language of cinema and pick up on facial cues when other humans speak, we’re primed to look for that stuff when we see the content presented in a similar way. And when it’s almost all there the subconscious priming backfires and it’s painful for us to watch. It just feels wrong and off, and that’s why we have such a bad reaction to it. Basically, Bioware sets us up to expect it and Bethesda doesn’t. When our brains want to see something and don’t get it, we feel the loss more than if we didn’t have any expectations at all. 

Got a burning question you want answered?

Overtime ~ Reggie Mantle x Jock!Reader x Archie Andrews

Request:  REGGIE MANTLE X READER X ARCHIE. OH MY GOD. so basically the reader is a jock and both Archie and Reggie like her and they both go crazy competitive to get her and at Cheryl's party she gets Reggie for 7 minutes and then her and Reggie get heated and then if your comfortable add smut because that’d just make this 100% better. - Anon

Word Count: 2.5k (I kinda went overboard, forgive me.) 

Warnings: Not really; there is a bit of making out at the end but???

A/N: I low key suck at smut so what happens at the end is the best I could do, sorry sweets lmao. But this was fun to write, and I hope it’s at least decent! Also; 

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Y/N tapped her pencil against her work as she listened to the music flowing thru her headphones. If anything; she was distracted by the music, but even knowing that didn’t stop her from listening to the tunes her phone played into her ears. In reality, Y/N was in the library attempting to do some much-needed homework that needed to be finished, and a few late works she had yet to hand it, thus why it was considered late. As someone who played in the girl’s basketball team, volleyball team, and the soccer team at Riverdale High, a basketball team, volley ball team and soccer team which you were particularly proud of and known for being a part of, you rarely had time to focus on your homework.

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drunk jjk

- pouting a lot and slurring his words when he tries to act tough but ending up confusing himself as he tries to finish his sentences “i think its time to go home” “no i can finish one more…one more…one…” “no more drinks” “i can do it..”

- laughing way more than he does and throwing his head back in the air and laughing at practically nothing “kook what are you doing” “*silent laughing with his bunny teeth showing*” 

- trying to text his hyungs that he’s out having a blast with you but not even typing it correctly onto his phone “kookie, what’s ‘inm hvnidg af grsat tm93e’” “it says im having a great time…come on i thought u could read”

- touching your face a lot more than usual and slurring compliments while sloppily kissing your hair and your face “jungkook can you just focus on walking right now” “mmm your hair smells niceeee” 

One thing to remember

Witchcraft and magic are not synonymous. 
Magic is both a practice and a thing in and of itself. It is a very broad concept with many different versions and lineages. 
Witchcraft is a specific kind of magic.
If a shaman employs a sort of spirit ‘magic’ to heal something, it’s not witchcraft. 
If a witch employs their craft to heal something, it is witchcraft. 

It’s not about titles either. Calling yourself a witch and employing magical practices from different cultures (first of all, may be heavily censured) does not make the practice witchcraft. Though the definition of witchcraft expands even as we speak, it does not include magical practices from other cultures which have nothing to do with the concept of witches. 

Monsta X reaction to their s/o playing Mystic Messenger

requested by anon~


Originally posted by malegroups

Shownu; Throughout the whole week Shownu has been noticing how you’ve been so distracted whenever the two off you were together. You were always on your phone and by the time Shownu saw that you were playing Mystic Messenger, he’d grab your phone and look at the characters before looking at you. He’d be curious about the game but he’d be a bit jealous since you’ve been spending time with Jumin Han.

Babe, don’t I look like him? *flashes the biggest smile while wearing some suit and tie*”

“Uh, no….”

“Oh well, I’m a lot stronger than him and I’m real and he’s not.”

Originally posted by sonhvunwoo

Wonho; Wonho would be pretty jealous. The two of you were on a make out session when your phone suddenly sounded, notifying you that someone was calling. Hurriedly pulling yourself away from Wonho, you pressed the app and answered the call right away, the sound of a male’s voice filling the whole room. Shin Hoseok would be pouty and would unconsciously stare at you while sulking.

Oh my gosh, Zen is so freaking hot!!!!”

“*gives you the silent treatment while pouting*”

“Wait a minute…. omo…. Zen looks like you!”

“*ears perks up and looks at you, acting like he’s mad* What?”

Originally posted by kihqun

Minhyuk; This ball of sunshine would become serious real quick. When he caught you playing Mystic Messenger with a big smile plastered on your face, he’d call your name and would probably be looking at you with a ‘.__.’ expression since he didn’t get any response from you. When you’d finally talk to him, he’d be asking you a lot of questions and he’d also be sulky… just alittle bit…

Babe.” “[y/n]. Hey [y/n]….. Earth to [y/n]??????”

“Okay fine, if that’s what you want… *goes to the other side of the room and sulks*”

“Hey Oppa, what do you want for— *notices his sudden change of aura*”

“What does Mystic Messenger have that I don’t have?”

Originally posted by kihqun

Kihyun; Yoo Kihyun would be challenged. Challenged by a fictional character. Seeing you squeal just because Seven has started to open up to you made him feel jealously slowly building up. He’d actually go up to you and would be frank. He’d be bombarding you with questions, making you show him the picture of Seven, only to see Seven cross-dressing as a nun. Kihyun would be showing a lot of things to you, asking you if they can do this or do that.

What do you even see with that Seven guy huh?”


“Can he do this? *starts doing body rolls*”

“What the heck, he’s a fictional character babe!”

Originally posted by min-shookga-yoongi

Hyungwon; Chae Hyungwon would not be pleased with your decision in choosing Mystic Messenger over him. When he found out that you were practically obsessed with that game (meaning waking up in the middle of the night, practically doing nothing since u’re waiting for the new chatroom), he’d ask you to choose between you go to the cafe with him that afternoon or play that game of yours… which you chose playing mystic messenger. He’d be judging you…

So you’re really choosing that game over me?”

“Yeah… I thought you’re okay with it?”

“Well then, so be it. I hope that you realize that you’re making the wrong decision babe. Ciao, I’m gonna go and spend time with Wonho and I won’t be coming home, babye.”

“Alright, have fun!”

“*judges you silently*”

Originally posted by kihn

Jooheon; I think this ball of cuteness would turn into a ball of seriousness… just like Minhyuk. The two of you were supposed to watch a movie when he saw that you were too preoccupied with Mystic Messenger, making him furrow his eyebrows and observe you carefully. He would feel betrayed.. to be honest… since he feels like Mystic Messenger > him… (i’d choose you jooheon ;^;) He’d be quiet throughout the whole day and would only speak to you once you noticed his sudden change of attitude.

Babe, what’s wrong?”

“Do you really love Mystic Messenger…. like love it more than you love me?”

“What?! No, I love you more babe. And why would I choose Mystic Messenger over you– *mystic messenger notif sound*”

“Don’t you dare–”

“I’m so sorry babe, I’ll be right back!”

Originally posted by sonhvunwoo

I.M; Your expectation of Changkyun’s reaction would be utterly different. By the moment he catches you playing Mystic Messenger, he’d actually ask you if it’s nice, who the characters are and he’d even download it on his phone!!!!! And maybe after a few hours of being gone (checking the game out)…. he’d come out of the room with a wig on and would awkwardly pose right in front of you.


“Yes babe– Oh my gosh, *laughs* what are you up to Changkyun?”

“Don’t I look more fabulous than that Yoosung guy that you’re falling head over heels with?”

“Oh, you sure do baby! And guess what, you’re like him. Remember the time when you dyed your hair to blonde–”

“Silence *puts a finger on your lips* thou shall not speak of that ever again.”