for bringing my guns

Batfam: Batboys on vacations.

Expectations:

- Being on the airport 2 hours earlier.

-Not having problem with the security.

- Looking good on swimsuit.

-Not causing troubles.

-Playing with Dami on the pool.

-Going out all the time to fancy dinners.

-Not getting lost.

-Bruce having a nice week because he can trust his sons.

Reality:

-Probably arriving 10 minutes earlier.

-“I’m the son of Batman why I can’t bring Batcow with me?”

-Jason Todd faking his identy because he’s officially dead.

-“This is my cousin Pedro from Mexico” Dick trying to protect Jason.

- Damian wondering why he’s there when he could be at home with Titus.

-“He’s such a cutie boy” old ladies with Damian probably.

-What do you mean with I can’t bring my guns? Jason Todd 2k17.

-Dick flirting with every.single.girl.

-Timmy not having 91726262618 coffees per day. Juat 1 or 2.

- “SO YOU LEFT DAMIAN BY HIMSELF NEAR CROCODILES?” Bruce Wayne 2k17.

- “I’m the son of Batman why I can’t bring my new Tiger with me?”

-Bruce calling Alfred because he need a lot of help.

- “You little shit” Jason Todd such a good brother.

-Tim having more sleep hours.

- “Feels good to be back to Goth… holy shit where’s Damian?”

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//asks for fashion tips

Kitzom: You gotta bring out the gun show Coran my man.

anonymous asked:

You're sucked into Lavellan's body pre-Conclave. You can only take one thing with you from Earth...what is it?

This sleeping bag. It’s the only way I’d survive the Hinterlands  

And then have the craftspeople learn how to reverse engineer the zipper and bring in the new zipper revolution of Thedas


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Hamilton — Workshop songs {Sentence Starters}

  • “Bitch, please!”
  • “I’m not here for you…”
  • “You didn’t kill him, did you?”
  • “PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES!”
  • “Were you here this whole time?”
  • “Let it go. Live to fight another day.”
  • “Go make sure the door is closed.”
  • “Go ahead, you can call me the devil.”
  • “You know what? I don’t like your tone.”
  • “Now, are you capable of such a thing?”
  • “The reality is not a pretty picture, kids.”
  • “The reality is messier and richer, kids.”
  • “The line is behind me, I crossed it again.” 
  • “You could’ve given me a word of warning.”
  • “No sign of disagreement. Not one rumble.”
  • “No one knows who you are or what you do.”
  • “You’re smiling because you know I’m right.”
  • “You don’t have to bring a gun to a knife fight.”
  • “It’s not my fault people think you’re crooked.”
  • “Let everybody know you can learn to let it go.”
  • “I begged you to take a break, you REFUSED to!”
  • “I will choose her happiness over mine, every time!”
  • “She changed my life. She made my life worthwhile.”
  • “Congratulations, you have invented a new kind of stupid.”
  • “You’re a nuisance with no sense. You’ll die of irrelevance.”
  • “We bleed and fight… sometimes it seems that’s all we do.”
  • “God, what have we done with our lives and what did it get us?”
  • “He’ll consider this a personal slander. I’ve gotta stop a homicide.”
  • “My god, your pride will be the death of us all! Beware: it goeth before the fall.”
  • “You swing at my family, you better not miss. You better have another punch to throw!”
  • “So scared of what your enemies will do to you? You’re the only enemy you ever seem to lose to!”

An open letter to myself // Architects

Don’t Say Anything (part 9)

Summary: You finally decide to tell Bucky that you’ve been in love with him since the day you met but what happens when you walk in on him with a girl? And not just any girl; Natasha.

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

A/N: I think this fic is coming to an enddddddd. Also how have you been? Are you well rested? How was your day? How’s school going? How’s your job? I care about you guys, man.


Steve breathed in, opening his eyes and looking at his - very stupid - best friend. He tried very calmly to process all of the information Bucky had just thrown at him all at once.

“So let me get this straight,” he spoke in a soft tone. “You’re dating Natasha at the moment.” Bucky nods. “And all of a sudden you like Y/N?”

Bucky let out a deep sigh. “When you say it like that, it sounds bad. ‘All of a sudden’.” he mocked.

“I’m just trying to understand how one minute you’re happy with Nat and the next you want to be with Y/N.”

“It wasn’t like that.” Steve gave his friend a confused look, causing the brunette to continue. “I think it was a long time coming. At one point in time I had a small crush on Y/N but never did anything about it. I thought she just saw me as her friend so I pushed aside my feelings for her. I didn’t want to lose the friendship I had with her. Then Nat came around and she made me forget about my feelings for Y/N, even if it was only for a few hours.”

“So you’re using Natasha.” Steve stated.

“Don’t say it like that!” Bucky hissed, shoving Steve’s shoulder. “But yeah, I guess I am. I never really got over Y/N. The feelings I have for her just lingered in the back of my mind and I tried my best to distract myself from them.”

“Bucky.” Steve groaned. “Why?”

“Why what?”

“Why string Natasha along all this time! What has she done to deserve this?”

Bucky sighed. “I forced myself to believe that I liked her in that way. She’s a great person and not gonna lie, the make out sessions were amazing. And don’t get me started on the-”

Steve cleared his throat, bringing his best friend back to reality. Bucky muttered an apology and ran his fingers through his hair.

“You have to sort this shit out, Bucky.” he sighed. “What are you gonna do?”

“I have to talk to Nat first, tell her I’m sorry for everything. I hope I didn’t ruin her friendship with Y/N.” the super soldier responds.

“You royally fucked up my friend.”

Bucky rolled his eyes. “Yeah thanks for reminding me.”

Bucky thinks back to all the times he’s hung out with you. How much he loved watching movies with you because no matter what, your fingers would always find their way to his hair. He loved calling you baby doll, seeing your cheeks tint pink and holding back a grin but ultimately failing at doing so.

There was a reason he always reminded you of how beautiful you looked because to him, you looked beautiful all the time. In his head, he knew no one could take you from him. He knew he couldn’t be replaced and he knew you couldn’t be replaced - by anyone.

So why had he tried replacing you with Natasha?

Too much thinking made his brain hurt and he let out a whimper. “Tell me how bad I’ve messed up again.”

“You’ve messed up so bad, Nat might cut your balls off and hang them on her wall.” Steve wasted no time. It’s like he was waiting for this moment to come because there was absolutely no hesitation. “You’ve messed up so bad that Y/N might reject you because you hurt her best friend.” Bucky huffed. “You’ve messed up so bad that-”

“Alright, alright, I get it you asshole.” Bucky barked, throwing a pillow Steve’s way. It hit his face and fell onto his lap.

“So you choose Y/N?” Steve questioned to confirm.

“Yeah.” he nods. “I hate to say it but Nat was just a distraction.”

“How long was it going on before you told us?”

“A year.”

“Bucky!”

“It wasn’t even serious, Steve!” Bucky held his hands up to protect himself from the pillow being thrown at him. “What we had was a fling. All we would do was talk and fuck. That’s it. We didn’t actually start dating until the night we told all of you. We talked about it a couple of hours before dinner.”

“That doesn’t make it okay!”

“I know, I know.” he stands up. “I have to go find Nat and talk to her.”

But before Bucky could walk away, Steve grabbed his arm. “Now might not be the best time to talk to her. She’s in Y/N’s room with her and Wanda. They’re having ‘girl time’. Whatever that means.”

“How do you know that?”

“I bumped into them, taking cookies and other things into the room but before I could ask what they were doing, Wanda said they’re having girl time and not to bother them for the rest of the day.”

Bucky sat down slowly. You and Natasha were going to be in a room. Together. It had only been three days since Nat accused Bucky of liking Y/N and after many, many talks with his friends (much like the one he just had with Steve), Bucky finally figured out his feelings. For both Natasha and Y/N.

He hoped Nat didn’t say anything about their little argument to Y/N. He wanted to talk to her first. Bucky sat back on the couch and looked over at his friend.

“Why does the universe hate me?”


“We haven’t done this in so long.” Natasha sighed as the three of you sat in your room. Nat was painting Wanda’s toes and you were laying down beside them, flipping through a magazine.

“Yeah..” you hummed. You weren’t about to tell her that the reason you’ve been distancing yourself from her was because you were madly in love with her boyfriend and that seeing them together felt like someone was stabbing you directly in the heart with ten knives all at once.

“How’d you detach Pietro from Y/N?” Nat asks Wanda who was munching on a cookie.

“I told Sam to occupy him for the day.” she replied.

“It couldn’t have been that easy. This is Sam we’re talking bout.”

“I have to do his laundry for two weeks.”

You snort as you flip the page. “That’s the Sam I know and love.”

“Speaking of love..” Nat trails off, sitting up and looking at you. “What’s the update with the guy you’re madly in love with?”

You take a bite of your animal cookie, not looking at Natasha as you flipped another page. “There is no update.”

“What do you mean there’s not an update?”

“I mean there’s not an update. He has a girlfriend so there’s no point in pining after him.” you calmly respond.

“So? Y/N you’ve been in love with this guy for years. Break them up and get with him.” she says as if it’s the most obvious thing to do.

You look over at Wanda and give her a look, basically pleading her to change the subject. She understands you immediately.

“I love the color, Nat. What is it?” Wanda spoke as she wiggled her toes.

“It’s called Miss Behave.” the red head winked, causing Wanda to laugh.

“Well I love it. It’s really pretty.” she brings her hand up to her face. “Maybe you could paint my nails to match my toes.”

You let out a sigh of relief as Natasha agrees to paint her nails. You wait a few seconds before relaxing and trading out your magazine for another one.

You silently thank Wanda when Nat starts speaking again. “How about this: you tell me who this guy is an I’ll talk to him. I just wanna talk.”

“No.”

“It’s just a talk, Y/N. I won’t even bring my gun.”

“No, Natasha.”

“This guy broke your big heart, let me avenge it.”

You started to get irritated and you got up, placing the magazine on your nightstand. Stay calm, Y/N. Just. Stay. Calm.

Wanda notices the look on your face and licks her lips. “Uh.. Hey Nat have you seen the new episode of Law & Order? It’s absolutely crazy!”

“Not now, Wanda.” she turns her attention back to you. “You’re obviously not over this guy, Y/N.”

You whip around. “So what if I’m not? It’s just a little crush. It’ll bypass in no time.”

“Guys..” Wanda’s voice gave off a warning tone.

“It’s been five years.” Natasha reminds you and you clench your fists. Stay calm and don’t cry.

“So?”

“So this isn’t ‘just a little crush’. You’re in love with this dude!”

“Natasha, just drop it.” Wanda says in a soft tone. She knew where this was headed and she tried shutting it down.

The red head looks over at the brunette and glared at her. “No, I’m not going to just drop it. Y/N’s wasted five years on this asshole, Wanda. We’re her best friends. We need to teach that douchebag a lesson.”

“She’s right, just drop it. Nothing will change.” you spoke, trying so hard not to break down. You were afraid that if she continued to push the subject, you’d tell her everything. You didn’t want to break her heart; to betray her. What kind of person likes their best friends boyfriend? How fucked up is that? She couldn’t find out.

“Just tell me who he is!” Natasha was beginning to get frustrated. After all, she just wanted to make the guy pay for hurting her best friend.

“No!” you shout. Don’t cry, don’t cry. Fuck! Your eyes fill with tears and when you blink, they roll down your cheeks, staining them.

“Nat she’s crying, just leave it be.” Wanda grips Natasha’s forearm but she yanks it away, not listening to her.

“Why won’t you tell me who he is!? It’s fucking simple Y/N!” her arms are waving all over the place and her face is as red as her hair from yelling. “You know about me and Bucky so why can’t I know who this dude is!?”

“Stop pressuring her!”

Your tears blurred your vision so all you could see was a red blob and you sobbed loudly before shouting; “Because it’s Bucky!”


A/N: ohhhh noooo oh my gawd. Tell me what ya think!

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“You think a girl would fall for that?”

Oh hell yes.”

Lance: Keith’s so dumb, he’d probably bring his knife to a gun fight

Keith, pulling out a pistol from his side satchels: Jokes on you i’d also bring a gun with my knife. Welcome to Texas

Hollow Crown // Architects

a dare and a truth...

Bed sharing prompt courtesy of @bookstoreromantic“: “Would you please get comfortable and go the fuck to sleep already?”

Rated T - 2000 words - Modern AU - AO3


A warm breeze ruffles the wheat stalks on either side of her truck as she folds her arms beneath her head, smiling up towards the starry night that will be her blanket until dawn. Her friends had thought this a good dare, forgetting that she’s slept in much scarier places where real danger lurked in very real shadows. A night spent alone out here is a piece of cake, no matter how many stupid campfire tales of demonic scarecrows or sickle-wielding serial killers they might have spun.

She’s surprisingly comfortable in the bed of her truck, thanks to the thick pile of blankets beneath her and the lingering buzz of rum from too many pulls of Killian’s flask. Her cheeks warm at the thought of him, the constant will they or won’t they like a rubber band deciding if it wants to pull them together or break from the pressure. It’s easier to want the former when she’s alone and the idea of him can be just a fantasy without the real life implications of what being together might actually entail. Caustic flirting used to be their thing, but she’s sensed a shift, more sincerity and a longing in him that mirrors her own in ways that has her running a bit scared.

Yeah, she’s not scared of serial killers or movie monsters, but Killian Jones, he has the ability to absolutely terrify her.

A rustling too strong to have been caused by the wind catches her attention and she leans up onto her elbows, scanning the fields for what is probably just a crow set out to disturb her solitude. There’s nothing to be seen in the darkness and she’s too lazy to dig out the flashlight buried somewhere in the cab of her truck to go on a search…

“Evening, Swan.”

A scream bubbles up her throat as she’s scrambling to her knees, hands blindly searching for something to grab as a weapon as her brain slowly matches the voice to the unexpected intruder somewhere behind her.

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IMAGINE BEING ADOPTED BY NAMJIN
  • Namjin adopts you.
  • Namjoon reading to you since little, even when you are a teen he only changes the book for something more adult.
  • Jin being the caring omma that we know he is.
  • Jin also making your lunch, but its just so much food you have to share with your friends.
  • Namjoon always helping with homework and is basically him correcting the teacher and that’s why you never ask him for help.
  • But you love him anyway
  • You have to laugh when Jin makes dad jokes or else you are grounded.
  • “See Yoongi they laugh at my jokes”
  • “Of course, You blackmail them!”
  • The Maknae Line basically becomes your brothers
  • Annoy everyone with them.
  • Yoongi being protective over you 1000000x more than everyone. No one can touches his niece/nephew but he rarely shows it just when someone hurts you.
  • “They said what? Who the fuck called you ugly?! They said you were dumb too?! Oh hell no im gonna kill them hoSEOK BRING ME MY GUN  RN!”
  • “Yoongi, you don’t have one.”
  • “LETS BUY ONE THEN.”
  • Hoseok have to calm down Yoongi or else “bultaoreune” in your school.
  • Hobi being that cool older brother who cares a lot and is always cheering you up.
  • Hoseok and Jimin teaches you how to dance.
  • Jin and JungKook teaches you how to sing.
  • Namjoon how to write songs and produce it while Suga teaches how to rap.
  • But not because they force you. You like to learn that type of stuff cause
  • You wanna be like your dads.
  • But Tae should teach you how to be a good actor but he just take you to ice cream or cinema.
  • “You should be teaching her/him Taehyung!” Mad omme mode On
  • “Is the How To Have Fun 101, excuse me, I know what im doing.” Sassy Taetae mode on.
  • You would have the biggest family
  • You would feel so loved.