for awkward encounters

Overtime (m)

@lilacxsehun requested: Jungkook/Reader inspired by the lyrics “He says I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain” in which Jungkook is the CEO of a big company you work for. 
Pairing: Jungkook | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Smut; CEO/Boss AU 
Word Count: 12,037
Author’s Note: I’ve always wanted to try my hand at a CEO AU so I was very excited to get this request. As I was writing this, I wasn’t entirely sure if Jungkook’s position should constitute him more as a CEO or a boss but eh, ignore the technicalities.

Summary: In which an awkward first encounter with your new boss gives Jeon Jungkook all the more reason to make your job an interesting experience.


To say you are late would be a complete and utter, tragic and ill-fitting, understatement. By the time you were supposed to be here at the building, you had just finished adding the last minute touches to your hair with the straightener, and by the time you were supposed to be doing that you needed to finish your makeup and by the time that was happening—!

Well, you get the idea.

Point is, you are running incredibly behind on your schedule—as if life just wanted to prove a point that no matter how much it seemed you could stitch your life together by managing to land an interview for a company actually relevant to your degree, something always had to go wrong. It just so happens that the bad day you constantly worried about just had to occur today. On the day of your interview.

You think it might be enough to get you to scream. First, the power just had to cut off the night before, disarming your alarm clock and resetting all the previous settings so instead of just beeping at some abnormal time it just didn’t ring at all. Given that you had also forgotten to plug your phone in for charging the night before as well, there was no way that could have been any source of an alternative method for waking up. All of that led up to the simple fact regarding the issue that you have a very difficult time waking up in the morning even with an alarm, so having none only elevated that struggle, bursting out of bed after frantically wondering about the time, and attempting to compress an hour’s worth of preparation into 5 minutes.

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Fics so far...


Off Limits

Sam tells Dean that the reader is off limits. Dean’s never been one to follow the rules…

Part 1

Part 2

Oh, Baby (Completed)

The reader crashes into Baby, making Dean an instant enemy. What happens when they get stuck working together?

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Picture Perfect (Completed)

The reader asks Dean to be her fake fiance, so she can impress her boss and get a promotion.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Puppy Love

The reader finds her dog inside of an Impala that belongs to her gorgeous new neighbor.

Part 1

Part 2

Slow Burn (Completed)

The reader is reluctantly setup on a blind date and it doesn’t go as planned.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Thursday Thirsty (Completed)

The reader tries to convince Dean to go out for thirsty Thursday. 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

What Are The Odds? (Completed)

Dean finds out he has a daughter in an interesting way.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

One Shots

Behave Yourself, Santa 

- Dean looks hot dressed up as Santa Claus. Enough said. 

It Had To Be Done

-  Dean gets jealous when he finds out the reader has a date and he tries to tag along.

It’s Halloween, Man

-  Dean doesn’t realize what couples costume he agreed to…until it’s too late.


-  Dean babysits the reader’s daughter and quickly learns how exhausting it is.

Hot Like Fire

-  Dean surprises the reader with a night she’ll never forget.

I Fucking Knew It

-  A certain guest catches Dean’s attention on Thanksgiving day.

It’s Magic

-  Dean and the reader’s son gets into a fist fight over Santa Claus.

I Wanna Know

-  Dean helps the reader decorate for Christmas but he doesn’t make it easy.

Lighten Up

-  Dean and the reader’s relationship is strained because of the Mark of Cain. He decides to make the reader have some Winter fun.

My Hero

-  The reader gets kidnapped and Dean babysits her until the ransom is paid.

No Longer You

-  Now a shell of her former self, the reader runs into an old flame.

Sad Girl

-  Dean is a film director and the reader is an actress, they have a very complicated relationship.   

Snowed In

-  Dean and the reader get snowed in on Christmas Day.

Spank Me

-  Dean encounters the reader at her sorority house.

The Truth Comes Out

- The reader’s quiet night at home is interrupted when Dean shows up looking bruised and bloody.


Dean meets the reader at a party and he finds out something about her that he doesn’t expect.


-  Dean buys the reader her favorite Christmas treat to cheer her up.



Be Nice

Bitch Part 2


Cross My Heart

Giving In

Liar, Liar

Morning, Beautiful

Open Wide


Poker Face 

Pretty Girls

Repay You


Shut It Down


Stubborn Fucker

Suck It Up


Thanks For Telling Me

Two Can Play This Game

You’re an Animal

You’re Kidding




Jensen and the reader bicker constantly, what happens when Jensen has had enough?

Part 1

Part 2

Come Clean (Completed)

The reader catches Jensen snooping through her phone.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Quiet as a Mouse (Completed)

Jensen meets the reader and she ends up being someone he doesn’t expect.

Part 1

Part 2

Let Me Love You (Completed)

The reader hasn’t heard from Jensen in years, he calls and it turns her world upside down.

Part 1

Part 2 

Part 3

Part 4

Light Bulb

Jensen is married and he realizes his crush on the reader is not going away.

Part 1

Part 2

You Owe Me (Completed)

The reader has an interview with Jensen and Jared, it definitely does not go as planned.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

One Shots


- Jensen flies home earlier than planned and what he finds in his house is a pleasant surprise.

Cotton Candy

-  Jensen tries to get the reader’s number but she wants nothing to do with him.

Don’t Peek

-  Jensen has feelings for the reader, will he get over his nerves and come clean at the gang’s Christmas party?

Good Luck, Jensen

-  Jensen gets jealous which leads to a fight with the reader. 


- The reader is stranded on the side of the road and Jensen comes to the rescue.

Ice Ice Baby

-  Jensen surprises the reader and their son with a fun family day.


- The reader is embarrassed when she meets Jensen at San Jac Saloon.

It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself

- The reader sends a naughty text to the wrong person.

Kickass Cupcakes

-  The reader meets Jensen at his photo op and they immediately hit it off. 

Kit Kat

-  Jensen meets the reader at his talent agency in LA.


- Jensen tries to convince the reader to be his pretend girlfriend.


- The reader is drunk and she tries to have sex with her best friend, Jensen.

Worth The Wait

-  Jensen plans on cooking dinner for the reader on Christmas Eve. But she has plans of her own.


A Beautiful Lie

Awkward Encounter 

Convince Me


Fuck Yeah



Promise Me 

Stay With Me

The Dog House


Trust Me 

 One Shots

Cool Move

-  The reader runs into Sam, the one person she never wants to see again.


- Sam is excited when he sees the reader but she doesn’t recognize him.


Bad Girl




My Queen

Say My Name


Time Out

Whore Lipstick 

One Shots

Hard and Fast

-  Jared falls hard and fast for the reader who is auditioning for Supernatural.


I Meant It

Oh Boy 

Pay Attention 

Relax, Ok? 


Koe no Katachi (聲の形)

Shouya Ishida and Shouko Nishimiya enjoy an awkward encounter on the train from one of the director’s corrections early on in A Silent Voice Chief Animation Director’s Corrections - Futoshi Nishiya’s Own Selection-.

Jercy College AU

LGBTQPJO 3k Week: Slash Sunday (this is for you dragging me into this pit again, han)

  • Percy is studying marine biology and Jason is studying to become a teacher. 
  • They’ve seen each other across campus a couple times, always stopping to admire the “stunning boy with the green eyes” or the “hot blond guy who was always laughing with his friends” (Leo and Piper).
  • One day, Percy’s current roommate is expelled for doing some stupid shit, and Jason’s roommate decided to drop out.
  • So the two boys are put together in the same dorm.
  • Their first thought when they say their new roommate was “Oh no he’s hot.” 
  • They definitely recognize each other from those times around campus and have an awkward first encounter.
  • But after a little while of living together, they became great friends. 
  • It’s always a competition to see who could get the top bunk.
  • Their room was pretty cramped so they had a designated time where they’d both play music, eat snacks, and study together.
  • They quiz each other and mess with the other (telling the other they failed the practice test, mixing up the questions, etc.)
  • They most definitely have the most complicated secret handshake that only they can perform accurately.
  • Jason introduces Percy to Piper and Leo.
  • Percy introduces Jason to Annabeth, Grover, Hazel, and Frank.
  • All their friends think they’re dating at first and the two boys have to awkwardly deny it.
  • After a several months of being roommates the “he’s hot” feelings had escalate to a full-blown crush.
  • Percy always catches himself staring at Jason from afar and he starts to blush when he realizes. Jason does the same.
  • They both lie awake at night and think about what it would be like to hold the other’s hand, to kiss them, to date them. 
  • One night when Percy got the top bunk, Jason is sitting on the bottom and “reading” (aka thinking about Percy)
  • Percy leans down over the bed in the traditional spiderman pose and is beaming (since he actually did it without falling)
  • At that moment, Jason really wants to kiss Percy.
  • So he does.
  • Jason places his hand on Percy’s cheek (maneuvering this when one of them is upside down is harder than he expected) and let’s their lips touch. 
  • Both of their hearts are beating incredibly fast. Jason’s a bit surprised when Percy kisses back, but they don’t stop. 
  • When they finally part, Percy smiles and says, “So does this make you MJ?” 

every single day i am haunted by that one bastille interview with dan and kyle where theyre asked about their most awkward romantic encounter and kyle talks in great detail about getting wanked off in french class and dan is completely silent, avoids the question, and asks the interviwer instead. what did that interview mean? was kyle emotionally stable enough to share that? why didn’t dan answer? where is the video now??? does it even exist???????

amortentia - part 2


WARNINGS: swearing

i got some requests to make a part two of this… so here it is!!!


The weekend had passed. Draco and Y/N didn’t cross paths, except for one awkward encounter in the Great Hall. The two of them had reached for the potatoes at the same time, which resulted in bumping hands and rosy cheeks.

The next time they had Potions class, Y/N wondered if that night in the common room would fade into a forgotten memory. 

She hoped it didn’t.

She got to class just as the bell was ringing, and took her seat next to Draco, not meeting his eyes.

As Slughorn spoke to the class, Y/N heard the unmistakable sound of rustling paper, before Draco slid a folded piece of parchment across the desk, in her direction.

She glanced down at it, then back at him. “You know you can just talk to me, right? I’m sitting right next to you.“

He rolled his eyes. “Would you quit ruining the moment and read the bloody note?”

She grinned, picking it up off the table.

Common room. Tonight. 11.

She looked back up at Draco, raising her eyebrows.

He gestured towards the quill lying next to her book bag, then at the note.

She shook her head, still smiling, picking up the quill. She scrawled a reply and slid it back across the table.


As the pair waited for their potion to settle, Draco said, “Oh! I brought you something.”

She turned to him, confused, as he searched for something in his bag. A moment later, he held out a bright green apple in her direction, a huge grin plastered on his face.

Y/N smiled back, wide.

“Sorry it’s green… I couldn’t find a red one, and I didn’t know-”

Her smile grew miles.


“You’re a dork.” she said, staring at the fidgeting boy in front of her, who nervously rubbed the back of his neck. 

“Is that a good thing?” he asked.

Y/N took the apple from his hand, their fingers lightly brushing, which caused Draco’s heart to skip. Then, she simply shrugged and bit into the fruit, a crunching noise filling the air. “We’ll see.”

After all of the other girls in Y/N’s dormitory had fallen asleep, she made her way down the stairs, her feet hitting the stone steps in tune with her rapid heartbeat. She found Draco sitting on the couch, his platinum blonde hair standing out in comparison to the darkness of the common room.

“You’re late.” he said, standing up.

She grabbed his wrist and turned it so she could read his watch. 

“It’s 11:02.”

“Well it felt like forever.” he breathed, over-dramatically.

Y/N rolled her eyes, which she felt like she did 50% of the time she was around Draco Malfoy.

He suddenly grabbed her hand, intertwining his fingers with hers. Y/N was thrown off guard at the gesture, which felt oddly intimate, but she gripped him back.

“So…” she whispered. “What are we doing here?”

Draco smirked.

The two of them creeped down the stairwell just outside of the Slytherin common room, trying to be as silent as possible. They walked along the walls, as if that would make them more invisible.

Just after they got halfway down the stairs, Draco abruptly stopped walking, clamping a hand over Y/N’s mouth and pushing her back against the wall.

She elbowed him in the ribs.

Draco’s mouth fell open as he resisted crying out in pain, his hand falling from Y/N’s lips.

“Filch.” he mouthed, before she could yell at him.

Her eyebrows knitted together, clearly not understanding. 

A grating meow.

Y/N’s eyes widened. 

The two Slytherins pressed their backs to the stone wall, Draco’s fingers carefully wrapped around her wrist. Her breathing quickened, and not just because of the approaching footsteps. 

Draco could feel her pulse.

He didn’t think his heart was capable of beating so fast.

Y/N could see an approaching light on the far wall, and a portion of Filch’s shadow. She covered her mouth with her free hand, to prevent any sound from coming out.

But the universe was looking out for her and Draco, because Filch turned and left.

They both exhaled at the same time, and turned to face one another.

Draco couldn’t help smiling, and Y/N let out a small laugh.

He took her all the way up to the roof of the astronomy tower.

“Why are we up here?” she asked, a grin plastered on her face. Draco had never noticed the crinkles that formed next to her eyes when she smiled.

He squeezed her hand and took a breath. He wasn’t quite sure why he felt so open with her, but he took a chance and said, “I come up here a lot, by myself.”

She squeezed his hand back, knowing that this wasn’t something he shared with many.

“Come here.” he said, pulling her toward a bench with a telescope positioned in front of it. He sat down, and Y/N followed, turning to face him. The cold air had turned Draco’s pale cheeks a slight shade of pink. He grinned at her, fiddling with her fingers.

“What?” she said. “Did you bring me up here just to stare at me?”

Draco’s smile fell, only slightly. He began to stand up. “Hold on.” he said, kissing her quickly on the nose and moving over to the telescope.

Y/N messed with her hair, only attempting to cover up the blush that had set up camp in her cheekbones.

She watched Draco fumble with the telescope, and wondered how exactly this had happened - only a few days ago they were bickering at each other. And now he was kissing her on the nose and making her blush?

“Here.” he said, lowering the telescope so it lined up with her height. “Look.”

She stepped up and peered in, and her eyes focused on a cluster of stars. “What am I looking at?”


“Huh?” she said, looking at him.

“It’s the constellation I was named after.” he said, pulling awkwardly on his tie.

The corners of Y/N’s lips turned up. “You brought me here to show me the constellation that you’re named after?”

“Damn it, I was trying to be romantic.” he sighed, his hands falling to his sides. 

She laughed. “Just shut up and kiss me.”

Y/N closed the gap between them by yanking on the green and silver tie hanging around Draco’s neck. Their lips met, and shoes scuffed on the floor as they made their way back to the bench. Draco’s hands found their way to Y/N’s hair, as her hands rested gently on his cold cheeks.

Her heart hammered against her ribcage as tongues bumped and teeth scraped. Draco’s fingers slightly shook as they traveled from her hair down to her waist, an exciting twinge in his stomach.

Y/N pulled away, her lips lingering on top of his. “Fuck.” she mumbled.

Draco’s blue-grey eyes widened. “What?”

She hastily pressed her lips to his right ear and whispered, “Someone’s coming.”

Chills ran down his spine at the sudden touch.

Their eyes met and neither of them moved. If anyone were to come through the roof door, they’d have no place to hide. Y/N bit down on her lip at the steady sounds that resembled footsteps.

But many seconds passed, and nobody came. 

“You hear that too, right?” she whispered, close enough that Draco could see the specks of color in her eyes, in the glow from the moon.

“Yeah.” he choked out, his voice breaking.

She slowly leaned away, and made her way to the edge of the roof, her hands curving over the edge of the barrier. Draco followed.

Then they saw it: a vibrant orange cat, repeatedly swatting at a stray food can down on the road. 

Draco audibly exhaled, saying, “It’s just Granger’s stupid cat.”

A short silence followed, before the two of them bursted into laughter. Stomachs were clutched and tears leaked out of eyes and somehow they ended up sitting, shoulders touching, against the barrier at the edge of the tower’s roof.

“What are we doing?” she breathed, after the laughter had died down.

“I don’t know.” he replied, his smile lingering.

“Is this a mistake?” she said. “I mean, Filch, and the cat. Are they signs or something?”

“What?” Draco said, sternly, his grin falling. “No.”

Y/N looked over at him, his blue-grey eyes staring directly into hers. He took a breath and said, “I don’t know what… this, is yet. But I do know that I like it.”

The corners of her mouth turned up again and the crinkles made their way back to her eyes as Draco grabbed her hand, threading his fingers with hers.

“I really, really like it.” he said, giving her hand a squeeze.

Suddenly, Y/N’s heart lurched at the realization in front of her. The uncertainty, the doubt - it was terrifying. The possibility of them, the two of them. The time stretched out in front of them. His long fingers intertwined with hers. It all scared her, but thrilled her at the same time. 

“Okay, say something.” Draco said. “Don’t leave me sitting here like an idiot.” 

She laughed, looking up with the boy that had worry written all over his face.

“I like it too.”

sorry i haven’t posted much since last weekend; school is keeping me really busy!! i am also going to see fantastic beasts tomorrow night, so i most likely won’t be posting then.

i do have a lot of fics in progress, so i hope to post a bunch this weekend! xx

Drunk Masterlist

An Awkward Encounter by snowkatze

There’s a cute boy in the bar and Baz is too scared to talk to him.

And They Slept by bazsnowsimonpitch

simon loves baz’s name and is also very drunk

Can I Kiss You? by theinsidiouscinnamonroll

Simon Snow was drunk. He stumbled into the room, latching his hands on the door frame as he slid to the floor. Baz closed his book abruptly and looked at the mess that was Simon Snow.

Celebration and Revelation by rosebudbasilton

Because, who - in our reality - falls in love with their roommate?

Good by thiswaytothevampire 

Simon Snow was tipsy.

i hate you by admlynch

Simon and Baz are roommates, and they hate each other. Simon didn’t ask for a posh git of a roommate, and Baz doesn’t even know what he did to provoke the asshole he shares a room with. But at least he’s a hot asshole.

I wouldn’t Even Notice by magicath

Featuring the returns of Drunk!Baz and Drunk!Simon.

intoxicated by myrosebudboy

in which simon is drunk and baz gets the job of bringing him back to their dorm

not as think as you drunk i am by rosebudbasilton

Baz walks in more than drunk and Simon is more than happy to have some late night chats with him.

Party Games by arituzz

How to fall for your enemy—A Dummies Guide

Party Games by carry-on-kissing-snowbaz

drunk snowbaz

stillness in woe by admlynch

baz and simon go to a boarding school together, they’re roommates, baz’s mum died.

To The Moon and Back by thelittlebluebeast

Simon is a terrible drinker.

Undisclosed Desires by dantevirgilius

based off of P!ATD’s line in DTWAGT: “I’m not as think as you drunk I am” 

Awkward Pokémon Go encounters

Finding pokémon in the bathroom: Pisces, Gemini

Sketchy pokéStops: Leo, Libra, Taurus, Virgo

Tripping while trying to catch them all: Cancer, Aquarius

Random yelling during a battle: Scorpio, aries, Capricorn, Sagittarius

The Girl Next Door [part i]

Request: Hey I was wondering if you could do a Peter ParkerX reader when the reader moves into Peter’s apartment building and they have awkward encounters where they see each other for like the first couple weeks and then her dad (an avenger) invited over to help paint but the reader has no clue that he is Spiderman. Thanks!…. Sorry its so long.

Pairing: Peter Parker x reader

A/N: I took so artistic liberty when interpreting the second part of the request. I also decided to make it a short series, since the request needs a lot of development. Hope you don’t mind, and thanks for requesting @sassy-and-classy-cowgirl ! 

“The Girl Next Door”

part ii

part iii

“I’m home Aunt May!” called Peter as he stepped into his apartment.

May was in the kitchen when she greeted him, making her signature walnut-date loaves.

“Hey, sweetie. How was school?” she smiled kindly, mixing the batter.

Peter simply shrugs before saying, “It was okay.”

“Well, was there a new girl in school today?” May asked mysteriously, a smile playing on her lips.

Peter slipped his earphones out, scrunching his face. “Uh, actually yeah there was. How’d you know?”

“I saw her family move in. Next door. She’s cute,” May smirked, teasing Peter.

Slightly blushing, he swung his backpack on the armchair. “Yeah, yeah…I guess so.”

Settling into his room after school, Peter lost himself in the world of math equations and science formulas. And before he knew it, it was 8 pm. Stretching his arms, he got up from his chair and decided to take a well deserved break. He walked out of his room and was greeted by the sweet and nutty aroma of the walnut-date loaf that was baking golden brown in the oven. But he noticed three loaves chilling on a rack.

“Smells good, May.” Peter reached for a slice, but chose against it. “But why’d you bake so much?”

Pulling another loaf out of the oven, May looked proudly at her baked goods. “It’s for our new neighbors. We have to greet them!”

“Good thinking,” he commented before turning around to go back into his room.

“Not so fast, young man,” May called out, grabbing him by the hood of Peter’s hoodie. Handing him a nicely wrapped loaf, she urged him to take it. “Bring it over to our neighbors.”

“What? Me?” Peter exclaimed, surprised by the sudden prospect of meeting strangers. “Why?”

“I thought it’d be polite for you to say hello. Plus, maybe introduce yourself to the cute girl. What was her name…her mom mentioned it…(Y/n)! That’s right. Really pretty name for a really pretty girl,” May smiled, having too much fun making fun of Peter. Pushing him out the door, May shouted “Go say hi!” before shutting the door on an unwilling Peter.

He thought it’d be hard to find the apartment, but he saw piles of cardboard boxes two doors down and assumed it could only be (Y/n)’s. 

Truthfully, he had started forming a crush on you. The moment you sat down next to him for a lab, he got major heart eyes for you. He remembered what you had said to introduce yourself, how sweet and silky your voice sounded, how flirty and fresh your scent was…Okay maybe that was a weird detail that he shouldn’t have noticed, but he couldn’t help it. You were gorgeous with your flowy, shiny hair and your smarts. Literally perfect. And now, he was approaching your door, walnut-date loaves in hand, ready to woo you.

[to be continued]

part ii

part iii

tagging: @pietrosputa @crazychick010 @waffleburger

lmk if you’d like to be tagged!

Established Relationship (4) Masterlist

part one, part two, part three

Adorkable - kiwicheekychica

Summary: Just a little something with no real plot about Dan and Phil being their usual dorky selves.

Awkward Encounters With Louise - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Louise and Jack meet up with Dan and Phil at their hotel room and it’s obvious what they’ve just done, so Louise teases them about it.

Cakes And Answers ( - BluStrawberri

Summary: Dan and Phil decide to do another baking video, and while Phil is hesitant, Dan’s excitement is catchy, and they have a good time. Questions are asked, slight awkwardness ensues, and Phil’s left speechless.

Collaborations and Congratulations (ao3) - Babel_Fish

Summary: Dan and Phil are keeping their promise to themselves to collaborate more, but complications arise in the form of a handsome twin who has a bit of a thing for Dan. Do they tell him that they are a couple, try and fudge the issue, or will the competition make Phil appreciate Dan even more. Enough to say goodbye to keeping them a secret?

Don’t Make Me Fall In Love Again If He Won’t Be Here Next Year - deletablebird

Summary: Phil was a Christmas man. He was, in fact, Christmassy to a degree which slightly astounded his boyfriend slash housemate Dan, who had previously considered himself the most Christmassy around.

Our New Chapter - oakleysfthoying

Summary: After they’ve finished their book tour, Dan and Phil decide that they want to adopt a dog. So they go to their local animal shelter and meet Moon.

Santa Is Coming Tonight, And I Want A Car, And I Want A Life (ao3) - reject_mikeyy

Summary: Its christmas, and Dan and Phil are domestic and fluffy as always. They dont want to go out, cosy bath cuddling ensues.

sayyes.exe - queenofallcorgis

Summary: Dan isn’t pleased when Phil downloads a new .exe file on his computer for the gaming channel. It quickly becomes his favorite game. Proposal!fic

School Dance - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Chris dares Phil to ask Dan out as a joke to the school dance. If only he knew that Dan and Phil were in fact, already dating.

See Through - viiktorss

Summary: Let’s be honest, the see through sweater looks fucking great on Dan.

Take Me Into Your Lovin’ Arms (ao3) - Geronimoandbemagnificent

Summary: Dan and Phil were curled up on Phil’s parent’s couch watching The Polar Express, the faint scent of peppermint candle wafting through the lounge. It was all very 2010 Dan and Phil, when Dan barely broke six foot one and Phil’s hair looked like a mane more than hair, but Christmas was a time of nostalgia, right?

The Blush On Your Cheeks - blissedoutphil

Summary: Every time Dan bends over,  Phil slaps his ass. It was supposed to be a joke the first few times, but Phil just couldn’t help himself.

The Miles Between Us - dadhanzo

Summary: Phil’s been gone 3 days and Skype’s Dan every available moment he had. That doesn’t stop Dan from missing him though.

The Newlywed Tag - pasteldanhowells

Summary: Dan accidentally outs him and Phil during a younow. So of course they make a video and decide to do the newlywed tag.

There Are Years That Ask Questions And Years That Answers - weh-tun

Summary: A look at the timeline of Dan and Phil over many Christmases.

The Wishes We Make (ao3) - mooksie01

Summary: Dan and Phil are on vacation in Japan, and Phil can’t help himself when he sees the perfect opportunity to ask Dan a huge question.

We Can Live Forever - phanetixs

based of this tweet: [Phil: You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I’m buying you a house] Or, rather, the run-up to it.

Wedding Rings - littlelordciel

Summary: Phil’s arranged a weekend away with his boyfriend, Dan Howell. Planning to ask a very important question to Dan, but he wants to make it perfect. How will Dan react to the news?

Close Encounters

[Part 1 UFOs]

Characters: Reader, Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester

Pairing: None

Word count: 550

Warnings: Awkwardness at its finest, mentions of pubic hair, talk of vibrators and masturbation.

A/N: This is getting funnier and funnier

[Feedback is good, me likey]

Originally posted by canonspngifs

Your fingers gripped the door knob and you sigh as you open the bathroom door. You know both bothers are out there waiting for you to get out. Shutting your eyes you do it quickly, like a band-aid

Walking around the room you feel 2 set of eyes following your every move. With your free hand you scratch your head and place your bangs behind your ear before taking the small pink case.

“Y-Y/N?” You kick yourself mentally for not getting that extra credit card so you could take a room for yourself… But noooo you didn’t want to commit any more fraud!!

You look up to see them both of them staring at your hand. “What Sam?” You breathe out, already flinching about whatever question he’s about to ask to you.

“What is that? I’ve never seen anything like it…” He extends his big hands, like he’s asking for you to show it to him and Dean moves closer to his brother. Oh, he wants to see too!

A loud chuckle escapes your lips; the brothers give each other a side glace before looking back at you. “I- I’m sorry.” You cover your mouth with the back of your hand trying to get a hold of your sanity, only to laugh again louder this time.

Sam and Dean join you and the three of you laugh like a small group of crazy people, a couple of minutes go by and you realize that you are the only one laughing again. You sigh and everything is awkward again.

You finally open your palm, showing the not so small devise, “This is an UFO vibrator.” You hold it up so they can both inspect without touching.

“Why is it shaped like… like that? Is not like- like the normal ones” Dean asks and you can see how he’s really trying not to reach out and take it.

“Dunno, but I like it this way… we good now? Can we just, forget this ever happened?” You turned around and go to your duffle again.

You hear a whisper argument ending with a ‘You do it?’ ‘No you!’ quickly you take a pair of jeans and pull them up your legs over your shorts; you just wanna get out of there.

“Y/N?” Is Sam again and you see it coming.


“Can I ask you one more thing?” You release you hair from the bun you did earlier and scratch the sides of your head a little too hard.

Sighing again, you check your wallet for a little cash, yes you’re gonna have breakfast somewhere else!  Then look at Sam in the eyes. 

Your mouth opens and closes a couple of times until you finally find your voice. “I don’t always let it all grow freely, like all natural it’s just that, I really haven’t got time to wax, and yes! Sometimes I think of you, both of you actually but this was not the particular case.”

Silence fills the room and you wonder if it is better to run north to Canada and then Greenland of south and don’t stop till you get to Antarctica…

“Yeah, no… That wasn’t it.” Sam says “I just wanted to know if from now on you’d would prefer to have your own room.”

Yep, Antarctica it is!

[Part 3- The Third Kind]

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I know i’ve beed spaming you but, you won’t see me for a few days so…

Avoid the awkward "dancing" encounter with strangers by simply looking to the left or right and following through with that side.

It happens to everyone. You’re walking towards someone without much clearance on either side of them. You have to pick a side, but you don’t want it to to be like high school prom. It’s awkward, it sucks, but what I’ve started doing is if I know that this terrible encounter will happen, I simply look to the stranger’s left or right and hold that stare. Lastly, pick a side, be confident in that side, and pursue it. Make the decision. Works like a charm.

Awkward Encounter

1,000 Followers Drabble

Prompt: “I can’t remember the last time we hung out…with clothes on.”

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Requested by: @selina-kyle89

“Yes, mom.” You groan rolling your eyes.

“I go to the gym 3-4x a week! I don’t need to…”

You get cut off when you feel a hard body knock into you.

“I’m so sorry!” You hear a deep voice say.

You turn around and see Jensen Ackles.


“Y/N? Wow, this is random.” He chuckles looking delicious.

And also awkward.

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who doesn't adore a good coffee shop AU?

but now think about a bloody bakery AU 

  • so Harry owns this small cozy bakery slash café - complete with shelves stuffed full of old, shabby books about every topic imaginable and an old jukebox that doesn’t really work but that he put a stereo behind because why not 
  • and Draco has a very very secret sweet tooth and just drops by someday to pick up a cupcake and maybe something caramel-y 
  • that is until he sees the most delicious thing in the shop: the barista * so naturally Draco approaches with all his cockiness and tries to charm the other man; because charisma. 
  • When Harry just reacts to his attempts at flirting by blinking behind these stupid glasses and repeatedly asking him about his order, Draco gives up momentarily, orders the thing with the most sugar in it and a fruit tea (he may look and sound like a snob but, hell, he likes his sweets) 
  • a few awkward flirting encounters and foodgasms later they’re actually going out on a date that doesn’t involve either Harry’s bakery or two cracked eggs and a bag of exploded flour (that was a weird encounter at 3am that neither Draco nor Harry fully remember) 
  • their first date isn’t perfect and slightly awkward and stilted but when they get to Draco’s front door and kiss, with lips still sweetened from the double chocolate brownies they’d had, it’s all fine. they’re good. 
  • (you don’t even want to know about the mess that is them moving in together and Draco actually having to start going to the gym again regularly because otherwise he’d be rolling around the flat in no time with all the baked goods Harry feeds him)