for awkward encounters

Awkward Encounters 3{The End}

What happens to your friendship with Steve after a very awkward encounter in the locker room showers?
Steve Rogers x reader
 Warnings :NSFW GIFS , SMUT, swearing, fluff & angst 

Masterlist        [awkward encounters series]


Steves been avoiding you since that night, he obviously wasn’t too thrilled about pietro carrying you away like that. You weren’t either . You wanted to stay with steve , stay in the hot tub .

  It’s been a week , and you’re craving Steves touch , you miss the sound of his voice. Every time you enter a room, he makes some half assed excuse to bolt out , and you’re getting sick of it . So ,with the help of wanda, you concocted a plan that’s about to happen . 

  While Steve is down training with Bucky , like every night, you let yourself into his room . The plan isn’t exactly well thought out, all you’re basically doing is cornering him , forcing him to face you. 

 You’ve been waiting for about 40 minutes, just laying in Steves bed . Which, by the way, is covered in iron man sheets . You laughed for about the first 20 minutes you were in his room, but now you’re trying to Keep yourself awake , the warmth and scent of Steves bed is overwhelming . STAY AWAKE . I can do this , it can’t go that bad right? But what if he really doesn’t want to talk to me? Fuck . I can’t- I gotta get outta here. You roll off his bed to leave, but the sound of steve and Buckys voices hit your ears . Shitballs. You throw yourself behind his door, praying he doesn’t just fling it open , the last thing you want is a broken nose from a door . He says his goodbye to buck then enters his room, this is it . No going back now. Before he shuts the door, you slam it shut, revealing yourself . Steves reflexes kick in and he going into his fight stance , but drops it as soon as he sees it’s you.

 “ what the -” 

 “ why are you avoiding me ?” You question , you watch as his eyes look at anything besides you.

 “ I’m not.” 

 “ you’re a bad liar rogers . So just spit it out , I’m getting tired of whatever game you’re playing .” You snap and his eyes finally meet yours . They aren’t Steves usually soft, light eyes; they are filled with anger, almost completely blown with it .and here it comes

 “ what game I’m playing ?! You’re one to fucking talk y/n . ” he raised his voice and you physically jump at the volume . You’ve never seen him like this , it’s slightly scaring you… & and turning you on . Don’t judge. Fuck, this is kinda hotter than his Captain voice . Is he ever not attractive ? 

“ excuse me ?” Your sass filters back in after you snap out of your inner dirty thoughts 

“all I was to you was a pawn in your little game win pietro . I’d love to hear how that works y/n, do you guys just do shit to piss each other off so you can run off to have sex when you get caught? Or were you just trying to make him jealous ? I’m not dumb, I see the way he looks at you, I hear the things he says when he thinks no one can hear . ” 

 Your heart drops , he really thinks I could do that? The tears welling up in your eyes are a mix of anger and sadness at Steves accusations, you fight to keep them at bay but when you start speaking your body betrays you “ you think that’s what that was ? A game? That I’m such a horrible person to use a friend in that way? ” you scoff , watching as his features slightly soften as you continue,“ steve everything that happened with us was real, atleast to me it was . Maybe if you weren’t too busy watching the way pietro looked at me, you’d see that it was the exact way I was looking at you . I want you Steve, not pietro, not anyone else . If you think I could that girl , that I could use someone , hurt them , for my own personal benefit, then it’s a good thing whatever I thought was happening with us is over.” you turn around and storm out of Steves room , leaving him with a dropped jaw as he processed your words . 


 Steves POV 

  She just- she wants me . But then how come pietro was so .. on her . Why would she let him ? I didn’t think she could be that cold hearted , but what was I suppose to believe . And now I just look like a giant - 

 “ yes, you do look like a giant dickbag. ” Wanda’s voice breaks me from my thoughts . “ You are an idiot, you do know that right steve ? ” 

 “ wanda-”

 “ no” she barks, making my eyes widen .“ My brothers actions for y/n are not wanted or welcomed by her . He does it because he can’t handle a female not pining for him, she is what he can’t have . She doesn’t want him , she wanted you. That day you two were in the shower turned into so much more for both of you. You’re an idiot for thinking she could be so cruel to use you for such a thing , everything that’s happened between you was real for her . You better fix this .” 

She doesn’t give me a chance to respond before she exits my room . How am I going to get out of this one ? 

 “ she likes m&m cookies & Disney movies !” Wanda calls from down the hall , and all I can do is chuckle . 

Looks like I’m baking . 


 Readers POV 

  I really need to stop having a pity party .im not in the wrong here , it’s stupid freaking steve that’s wrong . Not me. So why am I hiding-

“ miss y/n, in required to inform the closest person that there is a disturbance in the communal kitchen , I am about to deploy the extinguishers .” 

 “ I’m on my way there FRIDAY.” You bolt from the couch to go to the kitchen , you arrive in less than a minute and bolt from tub elevator into the kitchen . Everything is covered in white foam, including Steve . You lean against the door frame , silently watching as he mumbles to himself as he tosses round black things into the garbage . You notice a few empty m&m bags in the counter behind him ,Was he making cookies ? I didn’t even think he knew how to use an oven ; well I was clearly right .

“ what the hell are you doing ?” You ask, watching as he whips around to face you. 

“ crap- how long-” 

“ clearly you’re not meant to be a baker .” 

 He groans , leaning against the counter and rubbing his hand down his face in frustration. “ I was trying to make you cookies to eat while we watch Aladdin but I- just- im sorry. I’m sorry about burning the cookies , about ruining whatever was happening with this-” he motions between us “ I was just hurt . Watching pietro take off with you the other night- it struck a nerve . I shouldn’t of jumped to conclusions .” 

“you’re damn right you shouldn’t have . I wouldn’t do anything to purposely hurt you steve . I can’t even believe you could think-” You’re cut off by his lips crashing into yours in a needy, slow kiss. PUSH HIM AWAY . For once , your body listens , and you shove him off you. “ oh no you don’t , you’re not getting out of this by kissing me steve rogers . You had the nerve to accuse -”

 His lips land on yours again , this time his hands coming up to cradle your face , holding it to his . You fist your hands into his shirt, giving in and kissing back . You missed this feeling , the feeling of his lips dancing with yours , of his warm body so close to yours . He pulls away, letting you both get a breath. he moves his attention lower,kissing down your neck until he hit the collar of your t shirt . He looks to you for approval, as soon as you smile he removes your shirt and attaches his lips to your collar bone, sucking hard enough that you’re absolutely sure you’ll be purple & blue tomorrow . His lips trail down to the tops of your chest, licking and sucking while he swiftly removes your bra , moving right away to suck a hardened nipple into his mouth .

 “ st- steve . Maybe we shouldn’t do this here- oh!” Your words are lost as soon as his hands roughly rubs against your covered core . He roughly rubs against your jean shorts, sending sparks through you from the delicious friction it’s creating against your clit . He doesn’t speak , just lifts you by the backs of your thighs, guiding you to wrap your legs around his waist . When you do , he holds you against his chest, making your sensitive nipples rub against his shirt . 

“ oh shit steve-” you cry out at the feeling , and he chuckles . Before you can get to the elevator , it opens. You don’t turn around , trying to keep your chest covered from whoever it is . 

“ printessa , where is your shirt !?” Of course its pietro . You hear Wanda and Bucky giggle , and you bury your face against Steves neck . 

 “ we’ll just - ya know get outta your way" wanda says with a wink as she pushes the two boys out of your way. 

You can feel Steves shoulders move as he chuckles , you nip at his neck as he does. His grip on you tightens making you squeak 

“few more floors doll, & then you’re mine.“ He whispers against your head as he places a kiss there . You hear the doors open & then you’re on your way to finally be with steve . I’m about to bang steve rogers . Captain Steve Rogers . Captain America is about to put his- 

“doll you with me ?”  

When did we get into his room? I really need to pay attention. “ y-yeah just got a little lost in my head steve .” A smile tugs at your lips , this is it

“ y/n if you don’t want to-“ You shit him up by pulling him to you by the back of his neck, smashing your lips to his . 

His body falls over yours , his arms barely catching him from dropping completely on you . His lips leave yours , trailing wet kisses down your neck until his hits your chest and wraps his lips around your nipple while one of his hands massages your other . The warmth of his mouth , and feeling of his tongue swirling around the bud sends heat straight to your core, making you squirm under him . 

 "Steve , don’t you think we’ve done enough teasing? ” you gasp out as he switches nipples , he releases you with a wet pop, then locks eyes with you . A devilish grin paints itself on his flushed face as his hand begins trailing from your chest down to your tummy , then above your pants . He dips his fingers under the top, teasingly moving under your panties as well. You can see his enjoying seeing you slowly go insane from his actions , & all you want to do is wipe that dumb grin off his beautiful face. So you do . You lock your legs around his waist, along with putting our hands on his shoulders , then use all your strength to flip the both of you. Steve gasps as his back hits the bed & you settle on top of him . Before his hands can find your waist, you leap off and rapidly discard the rest of your clothing . You slowly crawl your way up his body in the bed , winking at him as you stop at his waist . You lazily run your hands under his shirt , he takes the hint and leans up to pull his shirt off as your hands move lower to rid him of his pants . You use the same pace to tug down his pants & boxer , biting your lip when his cock comes into view and bounces against his stomach . Holy shit . Fuck yes ! 

You smirk , making your way back up until your lips are on his again . Your lips dance with his , your tongue gliding over his as you both moan into each other . You grind yourself down against him,his dick sliding between your slippery folds . A loud moan falls from you just as a a string of curses fall from his lips. 

“ I thought we were done teasing doll.“ His voice is strained , and you can’t help by giggle . You have americas golden boy falling to pieces beneath you, & you love it . Steve doesn’t wait for a response , in a blur he has you on your back again, but he isn’t hovering over you this time . Steve takes his place between your legs, eyes locking on your exposed center . He places on hand on your thigh , and using his other to tease your clit . Every time you gasp, he speeds up the circles he’s making . His eyes are watching you as he continues playing , butyouve had enough . You grab onto his wrist , and moves his hand lower to your pussy and push it against you. 

 He chuckles and obeys, pushing a single finger into your dripping hole . 

 ” st-Steve move your damn finger !“ You growl out . & he does, once he starts he doesn’t hold back. He adds another finger as he thrusts into you, his pace creating loud wet noises as he finger fucks you . You whimper and beg him to just fuck you already, but every time he says he doesn’t want to risk hurting you with his size . He makes you cum twice with his fingers, the last time adding his mouth into the mix and sucking your clit until your so sensitive you have to beg him to stop . 

“ you sure you’re ready for this doll?” You nod and pull him into a sweet kiss, using it as a distraction as he guides his length into you. You whimper loudly at the feeling of him stretching you out , there’s no pain though, it’s straight pleasure erupting every single nerve in you. 

 " steve ,for the love of god, MOVE.“ He sends you a goofy smile before he pull out and slams back into you . His pace immediately takes on an animalistic speed, his thrusts hitting your sweet spot hard, & dead on . The tightening in your stomach increases and you know you’re not going to last long , but by the look on his face and the twitching of his cock in you ,you know he’s on the same boat . 

“ fuck doll. You’re so fucking tight , I’m not- not going to be able to last .” He warns .

 " steve please -“

 "Please what y/n?”

 " fuck me from behind .“ He groans at your command and maneuvers you to so you’re on your hands and knees facing his headboard . You wiggle your ass at him, and yelp when his hand comes down hard against your ass . Huh , who knew I’d have a thing for being spanked . Way to go Rogers . Without warning he thrust back into you, the new angle making you cry out . He picks his speed back up, grabbing onto the headboard to strengthen his thrusts . The way he’s fucking into you has you begging for release . His hands move around you to your chest, one rolling a nipple between his fingers, the other toying with your clit . He pulls your body up, holding your back to his chest while he rapidly thrusts himself into you.

 ” come on doll, cum for me . I can feel the way your squeezing me , let it go .“ You follow his words, spiraling into your climax and pulling him with you . You squeeze your eyes shut and cry out once you feel him coat your walls with his own finish . You fall forward , Steve landing beside you as you both try to even your breathing . 

 ” was it as good as you wanted it to be ?“ Steve asks . You giggle at his awkwardness and move to roll yourself on top of him . Your place your hands on his chest, and rest your head on top of them as his arms snake around your waist . 

 ” you are everything I wanted Steve . “ you confess . ” it’s more than just sex right steve ? “ 

“it’s so much more . I’m never giving this up .”

 & that’s how you official started your relationship with steve, based on one very awkward encounter with him in the gym showers .



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anonymous asked:

Hi I was looking for a fic but I can't seem to find it. I remember that Dan thought Phil was someone else so he jumped on Phil's back in a mall and they eventually become friends. Also I think it's a punkxpastel fic. If you could help me find it that'd be great. Thanks

This one? It’s the other way around though :)

Awkward Encounters (wattpad) - “So I mistook you for my best friend and jumped on your back in public and now I’m really embarrassed” au.

- Emily

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May or may not do a mini-series of this McHanzo!Au.

I have so many headcanons, some really happy.
… And some really really sad.

But don’t worry, everything’s gonna end well. <3

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Happy MerMay!

Not Your Average Zutara Fic Rec

So I’ve gone through a LOT of Zutara fanfiction, probably too much if I’m being honest, and finding good fics can be really hard. When looking up fic rec lists I’ve noticed that a lot of the lists are just the same select fanfictions recommended over and over (We get it, everyone and their mother loves ‘His Majesty Prefers Blue’ and ‘Stormbenders’ [I never finished HMPB, sue me]). 

So this list is for all of you who are in my shoes and can’t seem to find anything besides the same ten or fifteen stories recommended and are desperate for something new. Everything listed is complete! (If I listed the incompletes/abandoned stories I’d have a lot more chaptered stories listed… RIP ‘The Confrontational Approach’…) 

I have a lot of bookmarked stories that I have yet to read and am in the middle of (Almost caught up on @firelordandlady ‘s ‘Say Anything’!), so I’ll try to update this when I finish something I think deserves a recommendation. 

Chaptered

In the Same Candlelight by Like a Dove

In a world where there is no war, Zuko and Katara spend their summers together. Growing up is messy, embarrassing, and at times sad, but they think it might be okay because they have each other. Edited summary.

I know. I KNOW. I LITERALLY JUST SAID I WASN’T GOING TO RECOMMEND FANFICS THAT ARE ON EVERYONE’S LIST. But I NEED to mention this one. I spent so long not interested in this fic. I don’t like drastic AU’s, or modern AU’s. My taste is strictly canon divergence, so I didn’t think I would like this. I WAS SO WRONG. Trust me, if you are like me and don’t like big AU’s, read this anyway. I promise, you won’t be disappointed. Characterization is still so spot on, even with such a different take. Aang is precious. There is nothing but fluff, fluff, and fluff. It will melt you. You will probably die and your spirit will rise up smiling and beaming out rainbows and sunshine. That’s what happened to me. 

Lilacs and Lily Pads by sadladybug

A tale of clumsy courtship and calamitous court weddings, featuring awkward family encounters, floral mishaps, cultural complications, and good old fashioned fluff and conflict. Takes place in the five years following war’s end. For Zutara Week 2016. A prequel to Bones.

Clothe Me in Seasons, Dress Me in Snow is a very commonly recommended Zutara fic (And for good reason, I shed many tears reading it). But this two-shot (A companion to Bones, a smut one shot) by the same author is really underrated and beautifully written. It follows Zuko and Katara as they try to plan their wedding, as well as shows two scenes from before they got engaged that solidified the relationship to be one they knew would last. Just really well done overall and very very sweet. 

EDIT: I talked with the author and apparently it isn’t finished?? But they are apparently working on the next chapters so yay!! And each chapter is independent so it doesn’t feel unfinished.  

The Slow Path by Tazainian Devil

Eight years after the fall of Ozai, Aang returns to the friends he left behind - Taang, Zutara, Sukka

This is technically a Taang fic, and if I’m being honest I kind of just skimmed through the non-zutara chapters, but the Zutara storyline was good enough that I think it’s definitely worth the read. And the overall plot has a great premise. Be warned, it has a sequel that was never finished. 

Another Word For Alchemy by FanPanda13

Five years have passed since the Avatar defeated Fire Lord Ozai, and the members of the Gaang have all gone in their own direction. But when Aang invites them all to a Peace Summit at the North Pole and tells them of his new project, for which he will need their support, the group comes together again for adventure, fun and romance. AU. Zutara. COMPLETE.

So this fic is crazy for me. At first, it started as just really good natured fluff. The writing wasn’t anything fantastic (Although I loved how it broke the 4th wall and didn’t take itself seriously), and there were some definite OOC moments. But I had so much FUN with it. The plot (while definitely not the focus as everyone is more concerned about when Zuko and Katara will get together) was interesting, and there were some really sweet moments. It was also HILARIOUS and I had multiple moments where I genuinely laughed out loud. But then about five chapters before the end, the quality SKY ROCKETED. As the plot and mystery come together, the characters all come together in a moment that truly feels like it came from the show. Even the writing quality increases by a lot and I was genuinely shocked and impressed. Definitely recommend. 

Kyoshi Hold ‘Em by cupid-painted-blind

When a blizzard shuts down the fourth annual Peace Summit, the group has to find some way to pass the time. /Zutara, Taang, Jet/Mai, Jet/Everyone, Sukka

If you’re looking for a good crack fic, look no further. It’s post war and utter nonsense. Jet is alive for some reason??? No one questions it and he’s shipped with pretty much everyone. It’s funny, it’s decently written, there are drinking and sexy time shenanigans, and overall just lighthearted. Also, it does a great job of being a crack fic without crossing the line and becoming unfunny and just a trash fic. A lot struggle to find the balance and resort to going over the top and ridiculous, but this one does a really good job. 

Come With Me by Steamboat Ghost

Coauthored by fuzzytomato. Troubled over his newly restored honor, Zuko finds solace in the familiar guise of the Blue Spirit. In a chance meeting with the Painted Lady, a friendship is forged as the two heroes seek to help the Fire Nation’s neglected.

I’ll admit it: I’ve never gotten into Blutara fanfictions. I only read the first couple chapters of HMPB and dropped it after the tree scene. I don’t know, it felt really OOC for me and I may go back and read it again just because EVERYONE raves about it, but IDK. I’ve never been a huge Blutara fan because while I love the concept, I’d much rather see the Painted Lady and the Blue Spirit come together as equals. Most fics present Zuko behind his mask to Katara, and it feels imbalanced. There aren’t a lot of stories where we see their alter persona’s come together even though that’s the entire point of the parallel between the two. Insert this fic. I only wish there was a sequel dealing with Zuko in the Gaang after these events. Hey, a girl can dream. 

A Zutara Story Anastasia by LastSunset

Katara, the only suviving waterbender of the Southern Water Tribe, joins two con men, Zuko and Iroh, while a fearful admiral chases for her death. A Zutara Story. Based on the movie Anastasia.

So this isn’t so much a retelling of Anastasia but with Katara and Zuko as it is a fanfic version of the movie but with the characters names and world changed. It takes a lot of lines from the movie. But WHO CARES? It’s Anastasia and Zutara!!! What more do you need??? 

Oneshot

this burden you bear by cowlicklesschick

Word travels, and war stories will be told round campfires and on freighter ships until every person in the world knows what Master Katara did for the new Fire Lord. She fights the burning in her throat at the thought of people knowing why she had to heal him in the first place. Post-war Zutara.

This is an angst-with-a-happy-ending, which I say is the absolute BEST type of angst. Katara deals with the guilt of what Zuko did for her as the Fire Nation celebrates what she did to save his life during the Agni Kai. The two come together beautifully while struggling to see the feelings they both share. Really well written and like I said, it has a happy ending, which we all need. 

The Best of Me by Laririn-Shadow

The night before his eighteenth birthday Zuko wraps a bandage around his left wrist. He has a country to run and no time for frivolous things. It will make everything easier if he waits. Zutara Soulmates AU

Soulmate AU’s usually aren’t my thing (With the glaring exception of one Until Dawn Soulmate AU, but that’s besides the point), but I really enjoyed this oneshot. It isn’t sweeping or insanely romantic and the reveal isn’t “OMG I’VE LOVED YOU THIS WHOLE TIME” But it’s a subtle love that grows, which I really like. 

snuggling dysfunctional cats by emletish

Toph thinks Katara and Zuko were a ridiculously, incredibly, stupidly adorable couple. There is only one problem, they were not actually going out. This confuses Toph. could stand alone or be read as a companion peice to my stalking series

Fun fact: Before this oneshot, I had only ever read one fanfiction over 200k words, and had no desire to read another one again. And then I read this. This one shot was so fantastic that it was the reason I ended up reading the ‘Not Stalking Zuko’ trilogy (Also by emletish), which totals almost 900k words because this companion piece had me so sold. Yeah, it’s THAT good. 

my salvation, he’s not anything by sarsaparillia

Let’s run away and start another war. — Zuko/Katara.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What can I say? I love the ‘Let’s run away together, consequences be damned’ trope. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Time is Ripe by Casa Circe

ZUTARA WEEK 2012 Day Seven: Seasons. There are many stages that a heart goes through before it can finally be ready for the love it was meant to have. The road is often a rocky one but eventually, it leads you home.

A oneshot for the Zutara Week 2012 prompt ‘Seasons’. Not too much to say about it. Short, sweet, and well written. What more do you need? 

Serendipity by Boriqua-chan

Iroh goes hunting for tea leaves and finds something…interesting. /Zutara week, day 1/

Secret relationships! Fluff! Happiness! And all from Uncle Iroh’s perspective!! Everything I love in one great oneshot! 

Too Close for Comfort also by Casa Circe

ZUTARA WEEK 2010 Day Three: Pain. After watching “The Ember Island Players”, no one is in the mood for teasing. But a little slip of the tongue leads to the painful realization that the play was more accurate than they were willing to admit.

There are two Zutara plots/tropes that I am a complete and utter SLUT for. The first is the ‘Let’s talk about that EIP show’ trope. This is one of my favorites. 

The Color of Truth is Red by Mrs. Pettyfer

Written for Zutara Week prompt “awkward.” Zuko and Katara discuss the Ember Island Players.

Another post EIP oneshot

Enlightenment by Blade Quill

Choices are made on the day of Zuko’s coronation, and sometimes, enlightenment is just the simple truth at hand. Zutara. AU of the final moments of the Book 3 Finale

The OTHER plot/trope I’m a slut for is finale rewrites. LET ME SEE THEM COME TOGETHER AFTER HE TAKES LIGHTNING FOR HER. Ugh, I love it. 

Framework by profoundlycan

What if in “Sozin’s Comet” Katara had come into the room instead of Mai? Zuko/Katara. Prequel to Schema.

 Another finale rewrite! Let’s just get Mai out of the picture here… 

Lightning Shocks the Heart by drunkzutarafeels

Why do our hearts remain dormant until a climactic moment makes time stand still?

And here’s yet another finale rewrite. There is a really popular Zutara gifset that someone animated of the Agni Kai ‘Thank you’ scene, but Katara kisses Zuko after she hugs him. This is the fanfiction equivalent of that gif set. 

Sunrise by lewilder

The days go on and on, and even if she feels more comfort from the moon, Katara learns to cherish the promise of each new sunrise. Zutara AU, largely finale-centric. Oneshot.

LAST FINALE AU I PROMISE. Really sweet, starts right after The Southern Raiders and goes past canon. 

all the ghosts we cannot kill (we learn to love) by raisindeatre

Zuko and Katara; the moments we didn’t see. Or: Maybe we are all somebody’s ghost. And maybe sometimes we can be more than that.

“…My quarrel has only ever been with you, Zuko,” she says, his name sharp on her tongue. “This has only ever been about me and you.”

“You’re wrong,” he rasps, his voice rough in the late afternoon sunlight that falls around them, tangles them in golden nets. “This has only ever been about me and the Avatar. Not you and me. What we hold between us has nothing to do with it.”

This is a really beautiful one-shot that follows a battered, war torn and hardened Zuko and Katara through the scenes we DIDN’T see throughout the entire show. A Zutara must-read.

Drabble Collection/Series

And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Advocaat

A collection of humorous and crack-tastic oneshots corresponding to the days of Zutara Month

Really great Zutara Month themed drabbles, and it contains the only body swapping plot that I’ve read and really enjoyed. Also the chapters ‘Potential’ and ‘Festival’ are some of my all time favorites. 

Zuko Was No Coward by hootowl

Zuko was many things, but a coward he was not. A collection of Zutara100 prompts. Title may change.

Definitely some heartbreakers and angsty drabbles in here, but all well written and thoroughly enjoyable. If you read ANYTHING from this list, read chapter two of this drabble collection. I MELTED when I read it. It’s perfection. Aunt Wu’s prediction has always been a plotline I’ve loved in Zutara fanfiction, and this one just does it PERFECTLY. 

Zutara Week 2012 by ichilover3

A collection of oneshots inspired by the prompts for Zutara Week

Not much more to say. The first, third, and fourth prompts are my favorite from this series. 

Zutara Week 2015 by bianca_anna

It started at a tea shop and ended with forever. My entries for Zutara Week 2015. I hope you enjoy them.

Oh my GOODNESS. So they’re Zutara Week prompts, but all set in the same universe. The Zutara!Family depicted in these drabbles has become my headcanon. I’ve seen many a Zutara family, but this one is by far my FAVORITE. This is now my official family for them. I want the very last chapter fully animated because it’s so good and epic and I want more of this families adventures. 

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Only 1 in 5 Republicans held a town hall in April 

  • The fear and loathing sparked by Trump’s time in office has meant that those Republicans who decide to hold town hall meetings often face tough crowds; not infrequently, constituents angrily shout down the members of Congress for siding with Trump’s agenda. 
  • Republicans have taken a simple tack to avoid the awkward encounters: Despite the clamor for more meetings, the vast majority of GOP members simply didn’t hold town halls during the April recess.
  • Skimping out on town halls is not limited to Republicans, but the problem is more severe among GOP members. 
  • Overall, 40.5% of Democratic members of Congress have held a town hall in April, according to data shared with Mic by Town Hall Project, a group that tracks the public meetings. 
  • Meanwhile, Republicans are coming in well short of that average: just 21% of them have held open events with constituents in April. Read more (4/27/17 10:30 AM)
sweeter than sugar (m)

Originally posted by life-ruiners

Words: 19,371.

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader.

Genre: Sugar daddy au + fluff, smut.

Summary: Jungkook comes to you with a proposition to give you money in return for your company and all you know is that being spoiled has never felt so sweet before.

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Avengers Series MasterList ! Updated 7/24/17!

Originally posted by spaceandaliens

Supernatural Masterlist too ! xoxo

  Keep in mind, the ‘ Keep a Reading ‘ tab seems to not work for me for some reason whenever I try, so my advice is if you don’t want to see NSFW Gifs, scroll past them quickly; sorry guys .

 * Assume the story has smut & swearing, about 90% of my writing has smut, and 100% Has swearing ;) xooxo *

                                                {ONE SHOTS}- { Prompt List!}

Partners in Crime(Loki x reader)

The Other Parker( Spider girl )

Bird Boy ( Sam Wilson x Reader)

Vacation ( Sam Wilson x Reader)

Don’t Say It ( Bucky x reader, Pietro x reader)

Rescue ( Avengers x Reader)

Snapchat Mishaps (Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Pranks ( Bucky Barnes )

YouTube Hit (Bucky Barnes x Reader )

Sparks ( Alex Summers x Reader ) - X Men

Bachelor ( Tony Stark x Reader )

Quill ( Peter Quill x Reader )

Pantsless ( Bucky Barnes x Reader )

Peters Butt ( Peter Parker x Reader)

Spider Kisses ( Peter Parker x Reader)

New Starts ( Sam Wilson x Reader)

Miss Stark ( Tony Stark x Stark!reader)

Ignored Warnings ( Tony Stark x Reader)

Iron Baby ( Tony Stark x Reader)

Pool Time ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Heartbreak & Fixes ( Steve Rogers x Reader)

The One with the Last Towel ( Thor x Reader x Tony Stark)

Feathers ( Peter Quill x Reader)

Help ( Natasha x Reader)

You’re a Babe ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Caw Caw ( Clint Barton x Reader)

Balcony Confessions ( Tony Stark x Reader)

Spider Boogers ( Peter Parker x Reader)

New Suit ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)

 Over Heard Feelings ( Peter Parker x Reader )

Two Firsts ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)

Weather(Bucky Barnes x reader)

Weird Love (Nebula x Reader, P.Quil x reader)

Antics(Bucky Barnes x reader, Clint x Reader{both platonic})

Candyman(Bucky Barnes x reader)



                                                      { S E R I E S }

        Silver Storm Masterlis! (Bucky Barnes x Reader)           { Complete}

      Old Friends Masterlist! ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)             {Complete}

    The Neighbors Masterlist! ( Steve Rogers x Reader)          {Complete}

      Surprise Masterlist! ( Steve Rogers x Reader)                       { Complete}!}

       99 Problems Masterlist!  ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)         {Complete}

    UnderCover Masterlist! ( Steve Rogers x Reader ; so far!)  {In Progress!}

      Another Carter Masterlist! ( Stevex reader, Bucky x reader)                                  {Complete!}

Snapchat Mishaps ( Bucky Barnes x Reader)                  { Complete}

Awkward Encounters ( Steve Rogers x Reader)               {Complete }

The Civilian ( no pairing yet;just team cap X reader)        {In Progress}

Overtime (m)

@lilacxsehun requested: Jungkook/Reader inspired by the lyrics “He says I know what I want and I want it now I want you cause I’m Mr. Vain” in which Jungkook is the CEO of a big company you work for. 
Pairing: Jungkook | Reader
Genre: Fluff/Smut; CEO/Boss AU 
Word Count: 12,037
Author’s Note: I’ve always wanted to try my hand at a CEO AU so I was very excited to get this request. As I was writing this, I wasn’t entirely sure if Jungkook’s position should constitute him more as a CEO or a boss but eh, ignore the technicalities.

Summary: In which an awkward first encounter with your new boss gives Jeon Jungkook all the more reason to make your job an interesting experience.

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To say you are late would be a complete and utter, tragic and ill-fitting, understatement. By the time you were supposed to be here at the building, you had just finished adding the last minute touches to your hair with the straightener, and by the time you were supposed to be doing that you needed to finish your makeup and by the time that was happening—!

Well, you get the idea.

Point is, you are running incredibly behind on your schedule—as if life just wanted to prove a point that no matter how much it seemed you could stitch your life together by managing to land an interview for a company actually relevant to your degree, something always had to go wrong. It just so happens that the bad day you constantly worried about just had to occur today. On the day of your interview.

You think it might be enough to get you to scream. First, the power just had to cut off the night before, disarming your alarm clock and resetting all the previous settings so instead of just beeping at some abnormal time it just didn’t ring at all. Given that you had also forgotten to plug your phone in for charging the night before as well, there was no way that could have been any source of an alternative method for waking up. All of that led up to the simple fact regarding the issue that you have a very difficult time waking up in the morning even with an alarm, so having none only elevated that struggle, bursting out of bed after frantically wondering about the time, and attempting to compress an hour’s worth of preparation into 5 minutes.

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Lock the Door

Jungkook
Genre: Smut
Word Count: 3980-ish
In hindsight, maybe you weren’t that sorry for not locking the door.

A/N: Holy fuck, this is some extra shit. Read at your own risk. The Kook thirst is real. I had this half-written for a while, and then I got a request that was quite similar, so I thought I’d finish it. I might have a thing for the way Kook says ‘noona.’ Shit.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid

You knew it was a bad habit, not locking the bedroom door. But locking doors inside your own house had never been required before – growing up, it was discouraged (courtesy of living in a one-bathroom house) – and you didn’t really expect anyone to come barging into your bedroom when you lived in your own apartment.

Then again, you hadn’t expected to have seven rowdy boys hanging out in your small living room that evening, and that happened so…

Okay, you should’ve locked the bedroom door.

But you didn’t.

And that was how you ended up scarring Jeon Jungkook for life. Ish.

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An overdue list of my favourite pieces and fic writers! The following is a collection of Jungkook x reader fics. A big thank you to all the fic writers included for inspiring me and above all sharing such amazing stories!

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Just Married

Pairing: Y/N/Luke

Rating: NC-17

Request: Yes

Words: 4.000+

Summary: Wedding Smut w. you and Luke on your Honeymoon to Bora Bora

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Drops of Jupiter [Jimmy Darling x Reader]

Warnings: SMUT, NOT PROOFREAD, loss of virginity, possible spoilers, some really weird angst, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it), cursing, possibly more

Word Count: 953

Request: “Could you do an angsty smut thing woth jimmy where its thier first time and she’s like ‘touch me’ and he is so overwhelmed and happy cause omg she loves him???? Idk man but anyways its fine if not and i rlly love ur writing and yeah :)” - Anon

A/N: ty ty ty my child. And I’m not good with angst tbh so ???

And apparently condoms weren’t a huge thing in the 50′s like what? As much as I write unprotected sex, the idea disgusts me tbh.

(I’ve had this in my drafts for forever, sorry!)

“Jimmy,” You whisper as your boyfriend messily tugs the buttons on the front of your blouse. “I can help you…” He pulls the navy blue sleeves down your shoulders, and off of your arms, letting it fall on the floor, much to your annoyance.

“I wanna do it.” You quietly agree, but moments later notice Jimmy grumble, fumbling with your bra. You reach around your back, un-clipping the black garment. He lets out a small sigh, admiring you.

It’s like slow-motion when Jimmy’s lips smash against yours in a quick, passionate kiss that would lead to him tossing you back on the bed, and him un-buckling his trousers with a sly smile, completely forgetting it’s your first time. It wasn’t until he noticed how fast your heart was beating that he remembered, and to which he attempted to stop his actions. After reassuring him that there was nothing to be afraid of, he began again, very slowly.

“My God Jimmy, I’m not made of glass!” You said, a little bit irritated. Alright, a lot a bit irritated. He knew that he could touch you, that you wanted to be touched by him, but he just couldn’t ever get it through his brain. The two of you had fooled around before, going so far as to you sucking him off in bed during the late hours of the night, thankful that he had his own caravan, but never actually done it. Every time you got close to it happening, he backed out because he was nervous. You weren’t letting that happen this time, though. You were going to show him that it was okay. Whether he believed you or not, well, that was up to him.

Pulling him down on the bed with you, you flip over so he’s under you. Pulling his briefs down, his cock springs free. His size had never, ever failed to surprise you, and sometimes it felt like maybe he was too big. But through the times, he had managed to convince you that he wasn’t “too big” as you had originally thought. The thought still lurked sometimes, though.

“Darlin’, what are you doing?” You quickly shush him, trying to keep your thoughts (and confidence) in order. Sliding your panties off, you toss them to the side, along with your skirt, which Jimmy had previously un-zipped halfway. You hear Jimmy laugh nervously, mumbling something or another about you.

You line his cock up with your entrance, slowly sliding down. A small whimper escapes your parted lips, and Jimmy quickly brings his hands to grip your thighs. “Oh darlin’…” After a moment of adjusting to him, you raise yourself up, your hands on his chest, quickly falling again, the warmth already rising in your stomach. 

He groans again, feeling your warmth clasp around him. Jimmy mumbles nonsense, only every few words intelligible. You didn’t mind his sounds, just wished you knew what he was saying. You could make guesses, though.

With another thrust, the two of you fall into a nice rhythm. Every time you’d slide down, he’d buck up to meet you. It was a strange way to lose your virginity, but you weren’t really sure if there was a uniform way to do it. Moans spilled from your newly dirty lips, and somehow, pride was apparent in them. You were brand new to the game, but had Jimmy Darling (of all people!) a groaning mess beneath you.

“J-Jimmy!” You pant, Jimmy pushing you back down to meet his hips. He let out a loud grunt escape his lips, feeling you pulse on his cock.

Meanwhile, Jimmy was lost in his own little world. You were the center of his thoughts, how fucking gorgeous you looks sitting on his cock, the angelic sounds you made, the way your body moved… He was so proud of himself for landing a girl as amazing as you. His mind didn’t even jump to the fact that he didn’t deserve you, unlike usual. It was safe to say that you had blown his mind with your sudden dominance.

He had been with two or three girls before. They were awkward, mostly drunken encounters, who were quick and dirty in the back alley. A back alley Sally, if you will. And I mean, who would want to fuck the lobster boy sober? They had gone with whatever he lead with, and probably ignored him the entire time. None of them spoke up about what they wanted, or even attempted at communicating their needs. 

But you took charge, apparently, and Jimmy loved that.

With his hands still on your hips and in the perfect sync, he made an attempt at flipping the pair of you over, so that you were on the bed. A second later, you dismount the handsome boy and lay on the bed, the warm Florida breeze sticking to your skin. Jimmy eagerly takes the opportunity and climbs on top of you, peppering kisses on your neck and chest. 

It’s not but a few seconds before he’s mercilessly (well, almost) pounding into you. Now, it was your turn to be the moaning mess beneath your lover, enjoying every single second.

“Jim- Ah!” You shout, Jimmy’s hand quickly rising to cover your mouth. 

“Shh. We don’t wanna be caught, do we?” Shaking your head no, he lifts his hand. Quickly, and without warning, you feel yourself release over him again. He groans. Not but a few minutes later, both of you had finished and were laying messily sprawled out on the bed. “Well then…” 

“Well then, indeed.” You confirm. He smiles, pulling your bare body closer. And soon enough, the pair of you are fast asleep, praying that nobody entered the van until morning.

Welcome to dailyvicturi’s ‘Fic of the Month’ post! On the 1st of every month, we will choose a fanfic to feature on our blog. The fic and author will get an aesthetic graphic, a review of their fic, and a place on our ‘Hall of Fame’.

JULY PICK

Be My Sex Coach, Victor! by lucycamui (@lucycamui)

SUMMARY

Yuuri Katsuki has always been his own worst critic, and a series of unfortunate short-lived relationships has him convinced that he flubs things more in the bedroom than out on the ice. So, of course it would turn out that the ridiculously charming Russian he’s matched with online is a pornstar.

But perhaps, a ‘professional opinion’ is exactly what Yuuri needs…

REVIEW

One of the things I vowed to do this year was read more WIP fics. Usually I download completed fics to my tablet and read them that way, but I realized that I was missing out on a lot of great works because they were WIP fics. Plus, I think all writers can agree that WIP fics sometimes don’t get as much attention as they deserve, because fandom is sometimes afraid of reading them. 

That’s originally why I picked up Be My Sex Coach, Victor! I wanted to practice what I preached and read a WIP fic, and the summary of this one seemed like a great one to start off with. 

And boy, was I right.

This fic is absolutely hysterical. Yuuri thinks that he’s bad in bed, to the point where he considers himself a hopeless case. Phichit doesn’t agree, and to prove it signs Yuuri up for a dating app, one where he is matched with a gorgeous Russian named Victor Nikiforov. Yuuri is a little intimidated at first, but Victor turns out to be charming and nice as can be. They get along well and go on a first date that starts off well enough, but ends in disaster when an awkward sexual encounter sours the night. 

Yuuri thinks that he can never face Victor again after it, but Phichit has other plans. Victor is not only cute and into Yuuri, he’s also a pornstar, and therefore must know how to have good sex. Why not hire him to teach Yuuri the ins and outs? He’s hesitant at first, but his desire to up game outweighs the awkwardness. And that’s how Victor the pornstar becomes Victor the sex coach. 

I don’t know where to even begin when it comes to a fic as great as this one. The comical aspects of it are top notch. The entirely of chapter two had me reeling with laughter, and I literally could not put it down. Maybe it’s because of the brilliant writing style used in the first part (both Victor and Yuuri are telling the story of their sexual encounter gone wrong to Chris and Phichit), or maybe it’s because of the fact that you want to feel bad for Victor and Yuuri, but you just can’t get yourself to. Their antics are way too hilarious. Either way, it makes for a fun, brilliant fic that shines all the way through, and will continue to shine as it updates. 

I hope that everyone will give this fic a read, and keep up with commenting on the new chapters. It truly is a perfect fic. 

anonymous asked:

so um my story i think is a bit too depressing, do you have any tips on lightening the mood, or at least making it interesting to read?

Thanks for your question, love!  This is something I’ve always feared with my own writing, since I like to handle heavier subject matter.  But never fear!  I have some ideas to help you soften that depressive edge!

How to Brighten a Dark Story

  • Comedy — I’m not talking about non-stop gut-busting laughter here, but there’s room in every story for a little humor.  Some writers sprinkle humor into their dialogue, sometimes during editing — some writers include sarcasm or levity in their descriptions (or as a natural part of their author’s voice).  Some writers designate a character for comedic relief and insert them into heavy scenes… although this has backfired in the past.

Originally posted by theweekmagazine

  • Small victories — Even in the darkest of situations, writers have to pull the curtains back and show a little light.  This may not be what happens in real life, but it’s part of crafting a successful story — giving readers the hope they need to continue through the story.  If you find your plot is consistently sloping downward, this could be the root of your “depressive tone”.  Find places to sprinkle small victories for your protagonist — positive relationship development, an advantage over the antagonist, a fun moment away from the plot, etc.  Give your readers a “sneak peek” of happiness, so they know that this story won’t be a doom & gloom, Gone-with-the-Wind-esque depressionfest.
  • Positive characters — Even if your protagonist is a sunshiney personality, when the sh!t really hits the fan, they won’t be able to smile about it.  But the good thing is that no matter how dark life gets, there are always people in it who give you a boost — people with a fresh perspective or more reserves of hope, or even people who have no idea what you’re facing and just help distract you from the bad stuff.  This is where secondary characters come in handy!  Use the supporting cast to counteract all your MC’s pain and suffering with humor, kindness, and maybe their own (simpler) problems to solve.
  • Lighter subplots — When the plot can’t be lightened up at all, and even your characters can’t put a positive spin on things, it’s time to create a distraction – so break out your romance plots, your new friendships, your awkward encounters, and that one insufferably peppy Character A who makes smoke come out of Character B’s ears every few chapters.  Think back to that episode of Friends – the one where Ross and Rachel (SPOILER) are breaking up in a really devastating way, while all their friends are stuck in the bedroom with nothing to eat but organic leg wax.  Sure, this is a bit too sunny for some stories, but you get the gist.
  • Imagery — Last but not least, the foundation of tone in fiction – the silent killer of happy times and hope and sunshine – dim imagery.  The less colorful, unique, or entertaining your scenery is, the more difficult it will be to achieve a lighter mood.  Writers crafting a dark story will typically lean toward nighttime scenes and old-fashioned, poor, or ruinous architecture, as well as rainy, wintry, or desolate outdoor environments.  If you’re writing a story about a terminally-ill orphan in a war-torn country, living in an old, colorless house, it’s going to be pretty difficult to lighten things up.  Try casually brightening the scenery in your descriptions!  Even if the whole world is burning, let the reader notice the beautiful red-orange of the sky.

These are just a few ideas, but they’ve always worked well for me :)  If you need more help or this doesn’t answer your question, be sure to send me another question.  Don’t be shy!

Good luck, anon, and happy writing <3


If you need advice on general writing or fanfiction, you should maybe ask me!

Let Me Make You Feel Good (Joker x Reader)

So this one is a request from the lovely @markipliervsdarkiplier 

Request: “Hello, I love your writing and I was wondering if you could write an imagine with an awkward girl working for the joker as his maid and he takes a liking to her and shows it but she’s very shy and awkward, I don’t mind smut if you’ll write it:)” 

I did my very best with it and I hope you guys like it. This is the first time I’ve really written smut so I really hope it’s good, if not then feel free to send me some advice and pointers! Sorry this one is a little longer than usual but once again, hope you guys like it! And just letting y’all know, requests are ALWAYS open so if you have any ideas or anything just let me know! 

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This job was not the one you had in mind when asking around for jobs. Somehow a friend had landed you a job with one of the most dangerous criminals in Gotham City. The Joker. Well known for his extravagant clubs, bank robbing, and his low profile business he ran. He was not one you wanted on your bad side. Although he terrified you to the bone the pay was good and he had never done anything to you. He helped you get by and that’s all you needed from a job. You were a maid or even a personal assistant of sorts. You essentially took care of his house, cleaned, cooked, did laundry, etc and basically did everything he asked you to and in return you complied to your silent agreement of never asking questions. This was not the scene you belonged in. You were rather innocent you supposed, never really dated, never gone out to a club except for when Joker needed you to, always preferred to just stay home and do nothing. The two of you were complete polar opposites.

“Y/N I need you to do something for me,” he spoke in a low voice.

“Anything Sir,” you immediately answered. It wasn’t as if you could say no, that would be a one-way ticket to a bullet hole through your skull.

He looked you up and down and handed you a dress. You lifted it and realized that there wasn’t much dress to it, more of like a long t-shirt of sorts. It was gold and sparkly, strapless, a beautiful dress if it were longer maybe.

“Go put this on. I’ve got something a bit more special for you to do tonight,” he spoke with a sinister look on his face.

“Oh sir, I don’t think this would look very good on me. Maybe I can just wear what I’m wearing?” You never begged but this was one of those moments where you deemed it necessary. You wouldn’t be caught dead wearing that. It’s just not you. You were comfortable in your skinny jeans and slightly revealing t-shirt. He shook his head and showed you his signature flashy grin.

“Oh hunny I wasn’t asking. Go put it on. Now,” he demanded.

“Well I just don’t think it suits me is there-”

“No Y/N there isn’t anyone else to do it. Go put it on before I lose my patience,” he interrupted. You nodded and moved to the back room to switch out of your clothes into this all too short dress. Once you had stepped into the tight dress you made your way back into his office.

“Alright sir. Can I ask why I’m wearing this?” you inquired.

“Ah yes. You see tonight I need you to come to the club with and help me with a certain problem I have,” he purred. You had only ever been to his club once or twice as it wasn’t really where he needed you. “There’s going to be a man there tonight and what I need you to do is to wear that dress, seduce the bastard and then bring him up to me.”

“Oh no sir I’m no good at that. I can organize papers or I can stay here for the night? I could clean up or maybe go pick something up for you? I’m not good at this. I can’t talk to men. I’m really sorry,” you babbled. He rolled his eyes and looked back at you.

“Do you really think I’m asking doll? Now come with me. You may be one of the best maids I’ve ever had but don’t think for one second that you aren’t replaceable,” he said with impatience. You were shaking, you hadn’t been this nervous in a while. You stared at your hands and shook your head.

“I don’t think I can do this…” Your voice was practically inaudible but somehow he had heard.

“Jesus Christ Y/N what is wrong with you? It’s not hard. Why are you being so difficult?” His voice was starting to get a little louder with each word.

“Well just this dress makes me look ginormous and I’ve never really talked to a guy very much other than well… you. I don’t have the confidence or the swag to convince a man to follow me. I’m just not that girl. He’d take one look at me and leave the damn club.” The words came out of your mouth faster than you had anticipated and by the time you were done he was staring at you in complete disbelief. He stalked towards you and you instinctively back away before colliding with the wall behind you. He had gotten so close that he now had you trapped between him and the wall.

“Y/N. You can’t be fucking serious right now. You look incredibly sexy and you’re a very attractive girl. Surely there are plenty of men itching for you out there,” he spoke quietly. “And lord knows I’d like to know what you can do with that sexy little body there baby doll.” You closed your eyes and looked down to focus on your feet. He tilted your chin up so you could look directly into his stormy blue eyes. “Mmm so how many men have gotten to see this beautiful body put to work hm? Five? Eight? Three?” He looked at you with a tilted head waiting for your response. After an awkward silence he finally understood what your silence meant. “You’re a virgin aren’t you?” You nodded, absolutely itching to get out of this awkward conversation.

“Yes okay? I’m a virgin alright? The only thing I have ever done is kiss a guy and it was a mistake. I don’t have the balls to talk to that man. I can’t do it J.” He just stared at you, temporarily shocked at your sudden revelation. “Can I please go now? I would really like to just stay at home and take a bath or read a book. I’m barely cut out for this life J. I’m good at cooking and cleaning that’s about it. Please just let me stay,” you begged.

“We’re not going out tonight Y/N. You and me are going to have a night in to ourselves,” he said pushing himself completely against you. You had never said anything but you found this man sickeningly attractive. You knew the things he did, you knew how crazy he was but it didn’t matter to you. Not one bit. “You, my sweet little innocent Y/N, are one of the most exquisite creatures I have ever seen walk this earth, and I am going to show you just how you affect me.” His voice was low and predatory, almost as if you were an innocent gazelle at a watering hole and he was the hungry lion waiting for his prey.

“How about I make you something to eat and then I’ll just see you when you get back from the club?I’ll do some cleaning and whatnot?” You could sense just how nervous you were about this situation, you never really knew how to react to this powerful man before you, especially when he’s proclaiming his desire for you.

“Oh but see why would I want that when I can have you instead?” He tilted his head in an innocent manner as if what he said hadn’t affected you to the bone. You cheeks flushed a bright red and it elicited a wide grin from him. His hand brushed the side of your arm causing goosebumps to form on your soft skin. Just this simple contact made your head fall back slightly and your eyes flutter close. His hand traveled from your arms to lightly caress your ass and give a gentle squeeze. A small whimper fell from your parted lips. “Mmm does my little baby girl like that? Tell daddy how much you like when he touches you,” he urged.

“I like when daddy touches me.” You slightly nodded and leaned into him. This is so wrong, he’s my boss, what am I doing? You thought to yourself. He grabbed your ass a little harder this time drawing a soft moan from your full lips.

“My beautiful little flower, daddy’s gonna take such good care of you,” he purred in your ear. Realization sunk in of what was really happening. The Joker wants to take your virginity you thought to yourself.

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry sir, I didn’t mean to get ahead of myself like that. I’ll go get your laundry folded and a shirt ironed for tonight,” you rambled as you backed away from him. He leaned his head back as he dramatically rolled his eyes. You attempted to scurry away from the awkward encounter before he firmly grabbed your wrist and pulled you against him leaving little to no space.

“Princess what’s wrong? Don’t be scared baby, daddy’s gonna make you feel real good,” he whispered in your ear. His words sent a tremble through your body. This was a bad idea and you knew it but there was something so irresistible about him. “Just let go of everything baby. Relax and enjoy doll.” Deep down you knew he was right. You had spent all your life sheltered and innocent, away from the real world so now was times to let go of all that. This was a new life and it only made to bring along a new you.

“I’m nervous…” you muttered as you twiddled your thumbs. He lifted your chin so he could look at you in your Y/E eyes. He leaned forward and pressed a soft warm kiss to your lips. He pulled back to look at for reassurance. You nodded slightly and felt his lips crash against yours softly but slowly increasing pressure. His hands explored our body as he whispered sweet nothings in your ear. You moaned into his mouth as his hand reached your  breast. This was so foreign to you, you couldn’t help but tense as his hand slid down to your clothed centre. He sensed your nerves and pulled you in to his chest.

“Relax doll, it’ll be okay,” he murmured. This was the kindest you had ever seen him and you didn’t know what to think.”Let me make you feel good baby girl. Let daddy take care of you,” he said quietly. You nodded, giving him the go ahead to proceed. His hand made it’s way back down and started to apply slight pressure to your clit. It wasn’t like anything you had ever felt. It was amazing. Your eyes fluttered closed and he took this as a go ahead to reach inside your leggings and touch you more personally. The pit growing in your stomach made this all too real, it made you realize that all these years you had been missing out on these wonderful feelings. “Mmm you like that baby?” He didn’t have to ask, he knew by the look of sheer pleasure on your face. Little did you know, this was just the beginning.

He could feel your wetness through your thin panties and pushed them aside as he slid a single finger in your dripping core. You let out a quiet yelp at this foreign feeling. It was odd, but it was good, so, so good. He purred in your ear. He loved knowing that he was the one making you feel this good. He could barely hide his growing erection through his grey sweat pants. Your eyes widened as you looked down, noticing his erection through his pants. He was pumping his finger in and out of you at a steady pace, curling his finger to hit your most sensitive area. You let out a louder moan than you had intended but the feeling of him was out of this world and this was only with his hands.

He pulled your hand and placed it over his hard cock, urging you to touch him. He guided your hand to lightly grip his length, your hand on him making him let out a loud groan.

“Baby do you want to do daddy a favor? You’ll like it doll, I promise,” he said to you. You nodded and he urged you on to your knees in front of him. “Alright princess. I want you to pull down my pants and boxers,” he encouraged, “that’s it princess, just like that baby. Alright baby girl, I want you to lick it a little bit,” he instructed. You gave the tip of his hard cock a small kitten lick, getting a taste for the new experience. He threw his head back and basically growled. “Mmm alright, now take a little bit in that pretty little mouth of yours.” You wrapped your lips around the head of his cock. There was something strangely erotic about doing this for him, letting him control you. You could tell he was trying to go slow and gentle but it was proving to be very difficult. “More baby, take more,” he said through gritted teeth. You started to go down on his hard cock, taking him as far as you could without gagging. “Oh fuck baby girl, make daddy feel good.” He grabbed a fistful of your hair and guided you up and down his hard member.

You realized that at this moment you didn’t need to be scared of him. Yea, you were his maid and he had never hurt you before but this was so incredibly personal and he wanted to make it as special as he could. He started to pick up the pace making his cock hit the back of your throat. The feeling was uncomfortable as he was hitting the back of your throat. You gurgled and tapped his thighs hoping he would take the hint and stop assaulting your throat.

“I’m sorry baby, follow me,” he said to you as he took your hand. He grabbed your hand and kicked open the door to his lavish bedroom. Your face flushed at the realization of everything that was happening. “Sit on the edge of the bed,” he instructed. You sat down on the comfortable bed and scooted to the edge, waiting for his next move. He slowly stalked towards you, a dangerously erotic look in his crystal blue eyes.

Once he reached you he kneeled down in front of you, sliding down your pants and panties with him. No one had ever seen you like this so the thought of what was about to happen scared you. You had never seen anything like this. Of course your old friends had mentioned it and had talked about their exciting sex lives, but you had never gotten to anything even close to this.

He leaned forward and reached for the hem of your shirt, lifting it over your head. He took your hardened nipple in his warm mouth, swirling his tongue, igniting your sensitive bud. He moved on to the next one before planting wet kisses down your stomach and then reaching his final destination. You took a deep breath in, trying to relax a little bit.

He flicked his tongue on your clit and it sent a shiver down your spine. He thrived off your reaction to him and proceeded to assault your clit with his tongue, licking and sucking the sensitive nub. You could feel pressure building in you as if you were about to explode. You couldn’t control your screams and moans of pleasure and he loved it.

“Oh god, daddy please!” you begged. He let out an animalistic growl at the use of his nickname which only encouraged him to make you cum quicker. He plunged two fingers into your dripping pussy and it immediately sent you over the edge. The way his tongue felt on your clit, the way his fingers curled to give you the best experience possible, the feeling was out of this world.

“God princess, you taste so good holy fuck. Daddy was hungry,” he said with a wink. You looked down and noticed how painfully hard he was and you felt bad. You wanted to please him as much as he had pleased you.

“Fuck me.” Those two words changed everything. He stood up and lined his hard cock up at your entrance. To say you were nervous was an understatement. You heart rate was up by a million but it could also be the amazing orgasm you had just experienced. You were definitely nervous but you knew you were in the right hands.

Without another word he stretched your pussy, going slow and making sure not to hurt you. He let out a loud moan at the feel of your tight walls around him. It hurt. God it hurt so much, you had never had anything like this before. You winced and gritted your teeth together to distract you from the sensation down below. He stayed still for a moment reveling in the feel of your pussy.

“Can I move darling? This is killing me,” he said huskily. You nodded and scrunched your eyes together. He noticed your uncomfort and placed a sloppy wet kiss on your forehead and interlocked your fingers with his. He pulled out before pushing back in again, his cock hitting you in places you didn’t even know existed. A few minutes of slight pain and discomfort then turned in to immense pleasure as he pounded your tight pussy and rubbed your clit. The all too familiar burn in your stomach returned and you knew that you were close to cumming again.

“Oh god yes please keep going, I’m so close,” you begged. He grinned showing his silver teeth, the sinister look turning you on even more than before.

“Daddy’s making you feel so good right princess? Gonna cum for daddy?” Everything that came out of this man’s mouth just brought you closer and closer to the release you needed. His laboured breath and powerful thrusts proved to you that he was close too. He exhaled heavily with every thrust. You were so overwhelmed with sensation that the only way you could think to release that tension was to drag your nails down his firm muscled back, this only drove him crazier than before causing him to thrust deep with every stroke.

“I’m so close, oh god yes. Please i need you so bad,” you pleaded.

“Me too baby, make daddy cum princess.” His words finally pushed you over the edge, releasing all the tension in your body. You cummed with a scream and your pussy clenched around his hard cock. The clenching of your pussy made him fall right off the edge with you as his cum sent hot spurts of cum into your pussy.

He collapsed on top of you in relief and exhaustion, taking deep breaths to try and calm himself down.

“So? How was that doll?” His grin proved that he already knew the answer to that question.

“It was good. Yea. Really good,” you admitted. You finally realized that you were fully naked in his bed and immediately shot up to gather your clothes. “Thank you Mr. J, I’ll be here bright and early tomorrow. What would you like for breakfast?” He wrapped his strong arms around your waist and pulled you close to him.

“All work no play kitten? You’re not going anywhere baby doll,” he said as he pulled you on to the bed with him. “Also, I would like pancakes tomorrow morning doll.”

The night ended with you falling asleep in his arms having sweet dreams about silly nothings and his beautiful face.

Nine to Five (Part 4)

Pairing: Stiles x Reader

Summary: Father Stiles AU. All Y/n wants is to find a new family to care for, when she comes across an AD in the newspaper, she couldn’t be happier. Stiles hires a new nanny for his daughter, but he soon realizes that he hired someone that would soon become much more than just a nanny. 

Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Originally posted by wydobrien


The strawberry blonde giggled as she swiped through the photos on your phone, making little comments; his hair is nice, his eyes are wow. Lydia insisted that you finally showed her photos of your boss, since it’s been over a month working for him, she was getting impatient. Stiles had added you on Facebook not too long ago, and you let her browse his page as long as she didn’t like anything from five years ago.

“He’s cute…. No, no, he’s fucking hot.” You rolled your eyes, grabbing your phone back and locking it; putting it back into your bag. You just got home from Stiles house after an awkward encounter at the front door and Lydia was waiting for you to return with cold pizza and wine. She complained that she ordered the pizza at six o'clock but you completely forget to text her you’ll be late due to Stiles working until after eight.

“Lydia, he’s my boss.” You whined, flinging your head back resting on your comfortable brown cushion sofa. “He’s my damn boss and all I can think about is running my hands over his chest and taking him right then and there.”

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Awkward Encounters // Tom Drabble

Pairing: Tom x Reader

Featuring: Tom Holland

Warning: none

Request - you’re living in the same building as Tom and you walk out of the apartment and walk into Tom wearing some unruly clothes and hair.

Originally posted by kiingholland

The day was going to be a good one. Until you woke up with an agonizing headache and sweaty skin. You were sick. And it was the achy, cold kind of sick. The type that drained all your energy and made you dead on the couch for five days. You hated being sick. Well, you were positive everyone hated being sick, but you especially hated it because you always felt like you were losing days you could be doing something productive. 

Sun draped the walls as you groggily walked from your large comfy bed, to the living room. Staring out the large windows at LA. Sun kissed the roof tops and spelled out a forecast of high twenties. You smiled warmly as you felt the sun reach your skin and warm your aching body. What you really needed was your favourite tea and to watch Gossip Girl on repeat. Gathering more strength, you dragged your body to the kitchen, which was open to the living room so the sun followed you where you went. 

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