can you make some headcanons about josh pleaaaase? btw I love your blog!
Fuck yeah I can!!
- Josh was held back a year in kindergarten and so he’s in the same grade as his sister’s despite being older
- Josh is hella Pansexual but didn’t know it until like high school because he figured EVERYONE was just like that. cause how can you not fine every gender attractive?
- Josh is the average heigh of he guy at 5′8″ but next to the giant guys of the rest of the group, he’s tiny looking.
- Next to the girls he looks tall, but not next to Hannah and Beth who are basically the same height as him. (this he is very ashamed about)
- Josh met Ashley through Chris and started hanging out with her to get Chris laid but then realized Ashley is fucking awesome and she became one of his best friends
- Josh holds a guys night often when only him, Chris, and Mike hang out and do stupid shit (Matt is more friends with the girls than he is with any of the guys) then after he met Ashley, he invited her along and when Mike complained Josh told him, “She’s more of a man than you are so if anyone is leaving it’s you.” Mike never complained again.
- Josh was a magician when he was younger. He used to put on shows for his sister and Chris would be his “lovely assistant”. he stopped doing it around middle school but he still knows a few tricks to drop some pants.
- Josh has had several DUIs but his dad’s money managed to get him out of trouble
- Josh and Beth used to double date and they once dated a set of twins. Josh unknowingly was having an affair with the girl Beth was dating, and honestly believed that he was fucking his date. They ruined the sister’s relationship and Beth and Josh never double dated again.
- Josh and Beth did compete over Sam nonstop. They would constantly try to get her attention and keep her away from the other to win her affections. Sam forever remained unaware of this and just thought they were weird
- Josh’s bracelet was a christmas gift from Hannah. She got a matching set for all three of them, and josh never took it off
- Josh once tried to write a book but it was hard for him to keep focused since he had a million different idea’s going on in his head. Then he read some of Ashley’s stuff and he decided to quiet writing cause he’d never be as good as her.
- Josh and Emily fight nonstop since they both like to be in control and hate being bossed around. Josh will never admit it, but he get majorly turned on when he’s fighting with Emily and would try to bang her if not for how insufferable she was.
- Josh is also super super attracted to Mike and is trying to get that boy out of the closet cause it’s obvious that Mike’s not straight but everyone but Mike seems to know that.
- He has kissed everyone in the group (minus his sisters) at least once.