for an hour

she worked her way through a cheap pack of cigarettes

hard liquor mixed with a bit of intellect

and all the boys, they were saying they were into it

such a pretty face, on a pretty neck

she’s driving me crazy


but I’m into it, but I’m into it

I’m kinda into it


it’s getting crazy, I think I’m losing it, I think I’m losing it


oh I think she said I’m having your baby


it’s none of your business

swapsies   🔁

7

i get a lot of ideas shared in my inbox, and this was one i had to make real as soon as physically possible! 

i’m feeling like this is a universe where bridgette and felix never meet out of costume, and then keep hoping to find each other once their miraculous duties are over and their powers are gone. they finally meet on the stairs of montmartre, all because bri kept those ribbons in her hair just like ladybug… 

3

The warden has her priorities in order. 

I did say I’ve been playing through Dragon Age, didn’t I? (Also since I am something like four years late to this fandom, I apologize if someone else has already done this joke.)

Slytherin: Hey, Ravenclaw, you said you would help me out if I needed something, right?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s up?

Slytherin: The password to my dormitory is something bigoted again, and I was hoping I could stay in your dormitory. Could I have the password?

Ravenclaw: Of course! Just knock on the knocker and answer the Eagle’s question.

Slytherin: Wait, I have to actually think of things to get in?

Ravenclaw: Yeah, what’s the problem?

Slytherin: Fuck it, I’m asking Gryffindor, they can’t possibly be asked to think.