more batkids as things my friends have said
jason: i’m running through a cemetery, i don’t know where i am and i wanna get out
babs: where’s my fidget spinner. *spins fidget spinner* yeah. girl power.
dick: i don’t give a fuckin YOLO about that shit!
jason: i probably should’ve killed tim when i had the chance, now that i reflect on my life
damian: this game makes me want to kill millions of people
cass: why is the cat making that noise?
damian: it’s his crying time.
steph: i wanna shower but i don’t want to stand for 10 minutes.
jason, to tim: you are everything i wish to never be
tim, after his second all-nighter: not even a minute! only 60 seconds!
tim: i’ll beat your score
steph: well, we’ll just see who’s alive in the end
duke: okay, what the fuck, kids
damian, on why he won’t be going on when it snows: the outside is as white as the oppressors of my nation
dick, having not slept for a couple days: on rare occasions, you meet morpheus and if you fight him you become the new sandman and beat the shit outta celestials
cass: the only person who can judge me is myself
duke: i thought you were going to say god.
cass: yeah. myself.