for all the hufflepuffs

Gryffindor: *tailing Slytherin and Hufflepuff on a date* Slytherin cares about Hufflepuff, but he does not know how to show it. It makes his emotions run wild. He needs to learn how to express them on his own.
Ravenclaw: So in other words this is a test for Slytherin. But why do we still have to follow them?
Gryffindor: Because there is no way we are letting something this interesting go to waste.

anonymous asked:

lmao I'm a slytherin and my best friend is a hufflepuff. we constantly debate over who's house is better. i know both the mods are biased, but which house do you think is better?

Better as in better or better as in better people? Cause I stand with the snakes 100% obviously but Huffs are normally such better people. Slys can be very selfish and I am guilty of that myself and working on it but it happens so.
-Mel (the Slytherin)

enjolbear  asked:

OK SO I feel like your Hogwarts house is not based on what traits you value, but on how you view magic. See magic as a means to get personal gains or to punish others? Slytherin. See magic as a way to help all people (muggles and magical beings alike) and want to use magic to make all lives better? Hufflepuff. Appreciate magic for itself and want to use it in order to find out more about it and/or other subjects? Ravenclaw. Use magic to help you in daring pursuits? Gryffindor. Which are you?

I love that so much omgggggg. Ive always been a hufflepuff and i still am based on that yikes

enjolbear  asked:

I feel like your Hogwarts house is not based on what traits you value, it's based on how you view magic. See magic as a means to get personal gains or to punish others? Slytherin. See magic as a way to help all people (muggles and magical beings alike) and want to use magic to make all lives better? Hufflepuff. Appreciate magic for itself and want to use it in order to find out more about it and/or other subjects? Ravenclaw. Use magic to help you in daring pursuits? Gryffindor. Which are you?

Definitely the hufflepuff shdjndjsb I mean like I logically know that no one can be categorized this way really and there is no actual cosmic right and wrong when it comes to the hogwarts houses but part of me (an admittedly big part) just wants to know what I truly am SO BADLY

slightlyobsessedwithmusicals  asked:

All my sorting quizzes say I'm a hufflepuff and my secondary house is Ravenclaw but I kinda feel like I'm more Slytherpuff than Huffleclaw??? I'm kind and loyal and hardworking but also sassy to the core and mean as HECK if I don't like you. I have a complete rbf and sure I like books and I'm into my studies but like.... idk??? I am sort of more cartoonishly evil than obsessive book nerd??? Halp! I feel like I'm basically every house BUT Gryffindor and it's making v cornfused

To be fair, Ravenclaw isn’t all about books and being nerdy. Let’s be real, all the houses can be sassy, but it’s Ravenclaw that values the wit and you know most of them are sassy as heck.

But there’s nothing wrong with identifying with attributes from all the houses. most people are a mix, and generally quizes will make any answer that is somewhat academic, witty, or logical equate to Ravenclaw. Just be yourself, and you’ll be fine.

hp houses as text posts

slytherin: no mom I don’t want a boyfriend I want a kingdom (x)

ravenclaw: Remember when Netflix and Tumblr didn’t exist and you read like 10 books a week? Good times. (x)

gryffindor: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry (x)

hufflepuff: what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other (x)

Houses as things I overheard while hiking
  • Gryffindor: "I went off the trail and scaled a steep cliff by accident but the view was amazing. Worth dying for? I don't know, because I didn't so I want to say yes."
  • Hufflepuff: "Stop hopping? You're the one who told me to be one with nature. So I'm a bunny. Hop hop hop."
  • Ravenclaw: "I learned something about myself today. I learned that my body can undergo a lot more torture than I ever expected."
  • Slytherin: "I would totally do this again, but I'm not into self endangerment or masochism. I've had enough exercise to last a lifetime, thanks."
the hogwarts houses at their worst
  • gryffindor: *in the hospital wing with two broken arms and three teeth missing* worth it
  • slytherin: so my cunning plan got so convoluted that i somehow managed to doublecross myself and ended up with a year's detention
  • ravenclaw: I DON'T NEED SLEEP IT'S ONLY BEEN A DAY SINCE I ATE I NEED TO FINISH THIS BOOK ABOUT DRAGON DUNG DAMMIT
  • hufflepuff: *arms full of kittens* i want them all
Shit Slytherins Say: #100
  • Slytherin: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
  • Gryffindor: "Seriously?"
  • Slytherin: "To Get to the ugly witches house."
  • Gryffindor: "I don't get it."
  • Slytherin: "Knock knock."
  • Gryffindor: "Who's there?"
  • Slytherin: "The chicken"
  • Hufflepuff: Time to get up and greet the morning!
  • Ravenclaw: *incoherent mumbling*
  • Hufflepuff: You really should get out of bed.
  • Ravenclaw: *more incoherent mumbling*
  • Hufflepuff: *sighs* I'll make you waffles if you get up now.
  • Ravenclaw: ...okay.