for a minute there i seriously shipped it

That’s funny, cause when I see Victor two words also come to mind: Clothes. Off.

Wait a minute, I recognize that ass!

But not those titties though. 

Also, why is Chris wearing sunglasses at night? Is he supposed to be in disguise? Is he hiding Wesker-esque eyes or something?

Ya know what? I’m gonna ship it. Cause that’s some blatant damn flirting right there.

Oh Chris,  I’ve missed you, and your sexy ass. 


No one man should have all that power smug

Would that be considered an “ugly word”? Also, I am so disappointed that Yakov’s ex didn’t come and grab Yurio by the cheek.

I want to see JJ’s angels vs Yurio’s angels, West Side Story style

I am not surprised that his girlfriend looks like a genderbent version of him.

I don’t care if it works or not, my headcanon is that these two get back together and adopt Yurio and become his real parents. 

Hahaha! He doesn’t even remember who he is! 

Poor Crispy he looks so sad, like he’s lost all hope. Menawhile, Yurio is rocking that 5 head.

This is the face of man who is in love.

He looks so peaceful, like a little angel.

Okay, hol’ up. 

Who is taking the picture?

Where did the other pair of sunglasses come from?

Why are they wearing sunglasses on at night?

So many unanswered questions!

Be careful what you wish for Yuuri. 

Also, I ship this. I ship the three of them. If they haven’t had sex together already they will someday. It’s my headcanon.

“Come with me if you want to live, Yurio”

We a shoujo now? Cause it looks like we a shoujo now.

A better love story than Twilight

(wtf I love this ship now)

Perfecto date-o!

Don’t listen to him Yuuri, there is nothing wrong with your cute little suit and tie.

Please let the last episode be about the entire cast throwing Victor a birthday party. Please. Please. Please. Please x100000 Kubo!

Nothing says “thank you” like becoming committed to each other for life.

This is the face of the happiest man in the world. 

From bike ride to date. We really are in a shoujo.

BACKSTORY INCOMING! BACKSTORY INCOMING!

Sooo it’s like when the main character wakes up on an island with amnesia only to find out that he was the one responsible for everything in the end. Except in this case the amnesia dude dry humped another dude, made him fall in love with him, asked him to be his coach, and then promptly forgot the whole thing.

Kind makes the whole “Viktor is evil because he forgot to make Yurio’s choreography” pale in comparison, huh?

Of course Chris would be the first to notice.

Everyone is so happy…but what the hell happened to your eyes Mr. Mustache Man? Did the burning intensity of true love burn your eyes out?

Chris’s face is freaking adorable in this scene. Ad-or-able. Oh and Yurio’s upset/shocked, what a surprise.

It’s like the saying “You gets no love unless you wear a glove”, except in this case the glove is a gold medal.

*Record Scratch*

“See that guy with the embarrassed look on his face? That’s me. Somehow I just ended up engaged to my coach and now everyone knows. How did that happen? Well, I guess you’ll just have to stick around and find out.”

Has he been following them around this whole time? Cause I bet you he’s been following them around this whole time. #thatsJJstyle

Aaand nobody gives a shit. Better luck next time JJ! 

Another peaceful day, just relaxing, ‘miring that sweet engagement ring.

Oh…look, it’s Yurio, and he’s being a shit. What. A. Surprise.

‘I could toss his little ass into the ocean and no one would ever suspect a thing.’

Oh my god, we fucking get it, you’re jealous that Viktor has joined Yuuri’s reindeer games. Get over it. Go play with Otabek’s bike or something and leave the adults alone. 

To anyone who still has doubts, just look at that face. Look at the faces he’s been making this whole episode.

The only way this could be not canon gay is if one of them literally pulls a girlfriend out of their asses.

Poor Salad, no love for you.

I ship Emil with CrispySalad.

So since Yuuri completely forgot this that makes him worse than Satan right?

Why is there a pole there?

Why is no one stopping this?

How the hell is Yuuri able to do such advanced stripping techniques? Is stripping classes part of skate training? Is that how Yuuri earned money when he was in Detroit? 

No, seriously, how? How is he able to do this? Dear god just how strong is Yuuri?

Does this always happen at these banquet things? Did Chris and Yuuri sleep together after this? Why did no one tell Yuuri about this until now? Was it like Fight Club? What happens at the banquet stays in the banquet?

Strippers on Poles anime when????

In case you didn’t notice, Yuuri was the shitty playboy in the story all along.

In an episode full of outrageous things the most outrageous was John Watson encouraging Sherlock to chase after Irene Adler. Like I get all the stuff he was saying about Sherlock needing a romantic entanglement but Molly is literally twenty minutes from doing her shift to help Sherlock’s recovery and then they all go out for birthday cake. But IRENE is the woman Sherlock should be chasing? Seriously? 

  • *otp has a moment*
  • Me: Yasss, bitches! Did you fucking see that?! I have to go into the tag!
  • *opens Tumblr*
  • Me: Rejoice my fellow shippers, we have been blessed by our otp...wait a minute...
  • *sees antis and spam fill the tag*
  • Me: The fuck...? What is this bullshit doing here?
  • Spam: *Irrelevant links*
  • Anti: This ship is so gross they are like FRIENDS, blah blah blah *otp sucks*
  • Me: Seriously where is this trash coming from?
Another Rant

Book stans are so confusing. I’m literally debating a girl on Facebook whose complaining (on the Shadowhunters official page might I add) that she hates the show because Clace isn’t getting enough attention and she wants the scene in the Seelie Court already because the show doesn’t understand that Jace and Clary are ‘soul mates’ and they’re dragging out the sibling thing.

Like seriously? Jace and Clary have been believed siblings for seven episodes. SEVEN. Are you really that impatient?! Can you not last five minutes without the only white!het!ship of the series?! Not to mention this complaint was commented below the sneak peek of Magnus and Alec playing pool on their date. You’re trying to take away from Malec and the date we’ve been waiting on since the beginning of time by complaining about the lacking of Clace?! I’m baffled. I really am.

I have no words.

No but pretty much everyone has a love interest apart from certain ones for obvious reasons but someone who doesn’t have a love interest and is long overdue one… Raven! And who does she have the best chemistry with and is getting closer by the minute to?…. Luna!

Ugh seriously… How amazing would it be to see those two strong women together? And Luna would be SO good for Raven… Not to mention it would be the least problematic relationship on the entire show, the healthiest and one that everyone could get behind.

All aboard the Sea Mechanic ship! I’m already in deep and there’s no going back now. I look forward to seeing how this particular relationship develops!

One of my fav things about the YuGiOh fandom

Is that we’re all just about in our 20s, so we all appreciate this old childhood show. And we can take a step back and appreciate how silly the show could be at times. How terrible the animation was in some episodes. How the characters were more developed than we could understand when we first watched the show. And how we will ship just about anything on that show. I mean seriously… Moneyshipping. Seto Kaiba x Seto Kaiba hahahahah. Okay, thanks for taking that minute to appreciate our fandom. Have a nice day!

Aozora Clubbing Heart part 1

Plot: Mari and Kanan invite everyone to go out clubbing, which hasn’t happened since Kanan and Mari got them all kicked out of and banned from a club for drunk and disorderly conduct. It’s going to be a very wild night.

Pairings: KananMari, RubyMaru, ChikaRiko, YouYoshiko (Sorry Dia)

SFW with strong language, adult content [alcohol, sexual innuendos, hot kisses, and a lot of touching]

Summary: Everyone is thirsty and not just for alcohol

5k words

A/N: This fic is spliced between EVERYONE’S POV’s. Everybody is aged up and you can technically consider this a College AU. I try not to favor anyone, but some segments are longer than others due to content and me having a good time writing it hahaha.


Ruby isn’t sure why Dia insists on tagging along. These kinds of events are usually beneath her, and she’s already promised not to drink. As the youngest, she’s used to being the DD and Ruby doesn’t particularly care for drinking anyways.

“It’s not fair for you to have to babysit seven unruly drunks,” Dia affirms, but Ruby knows her sister well enough to pick up on when she secretly wants to do something. Dia visibly shudders. “And besides, the last time we were all together you saw things you should never have to see.” This was also true.

“Mari and Kanan apologized already. They even promised that the club we’re going to doesn’t allow table-dancing.”

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This is (probably) Not a Date

The minute I saw Kara’s gleeful face at the end of the last episode, I knew I had to write a fic where she teases Alex about Maggie. So here you go.

This is (probably) Not a Date

For the fourth time in ten minutes, Alex’s phone buzzed against her hip. She couldn’t hear it through the ear protection, of course. But it was incredibly insistent.

She took her last two shots, scowled at the target, (only three out of six hit dead center, ugh) and stepped back to check her phone.

Kara.

So what are you and Maggie doing now?

Are you kissing at the gun range?

With those big eyeglasses? And the orange headphones?

That’s sooooooo romantic

She growled to herself and texted back, It was a random coincidence that we both came here at the same time. This is NOT A DATE.

Unfortunately.

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but the reason i ship dexnursey or nurseydex (seriously which the fuck is it) so hard is because like 

imagine nursey growing up in a household where he could get any material thing that he wanted just by asking but the person who tucked him in at night was a nanny who changed every couple of months and most of his birthdays and holidays were spent at andover with quick ten minute phone calls from his parents in between business meetings and having no friends because all of his schoolmates were assholes who raided their parents’ medicince cabinets for fun and hated reading and all the classes that they were fucking privileged to take and he had to attend all these fucking galas where people gave to charity but it was never a real charity it was always something to help themselves mostly and everyone was so fucking cruel to one another no one really liked anyone and without friends or family and crafting his chill out of survival because if he doesn’t care then he can’t be hurt, right? nursey grew up getting everything he wanted but never feeling like he was truly wanted but

BUT THEN

imagine dex growing up in a house that was crumbling under the footsteps of his five siblings and enormous extended family who stayed over a lot because heat in one house was easier to pay for than several houses and dammit family sticks together and imagine dex going to school with bag lunches that sometimes weren’t the right ones and his mother knows he doesn’t like ham and cheese but she handed him his sister’s on the way out the door so he eats it because she doesn’t need anything more on her plate and imagine little dex getting made fun of because his clothes sometimes have holes in them and all of his notebooks are second-hand and he can never get snacks on the lunchline because that is an extra dollar he doesn’t have and never getting to go on field trips because yeah it’s only twenty dollars but that could buy a pair of new shoes for his little brother so he doesn’t really need to go to the aquarium anyway and becoming so angry at everything and everyone because his family might not have money but they are good people and why can’t the world see past appearances and damn why does dex want to hit everything? dex grew up with nothing but the endless love his family could give and the, also seemingly endless, torment of his peers because he never had a dollar to his name

AND THEN

they meet and clash because their lives are so so different and it makes them resent one another because they think the other isn’t grateful for the fucking amazing things they had (ie money and love) and they clash so hard at first but then they see it, recognize it in one another, that want, that painful desire for something they didn’t have (love and money) and then they finally realize it- oh, you do get it, but just not in the way i thought

AND LIKE

imagine them recognizing this want in one another and it pushing them together and imagine dex teaching nursey what real love and affection and comfort and care is and suddenly nursey doesn’t need his perfectly crafted chill to repel the disappointment because dex does a lot of things but he never disappoints in terms of love and then nursey teaches dex that there are things far more important than money and repairs all of the insecurities dex grew up with and hey, maybe he buys dex an expensive present every once in a while because if nursey can’t spoil his boyfriend, then who can he spoil?

and yeah that’s why i ship dexnursey (or nurseydex seriously wtf)

tldr; nursey and dex are very similar but in like completely different ways and i really want them to smush faces

Oh my god

Come on certain members of SuperCorp! What the hell! There’s no need to get nasty about Clexa being ahead! All this shouting ‘well your stupid ship’s dead anyway’/'she’s dead, whatever.’ Is really effing disrespectful. Like come on now! So toxic!
I love supercorp but I’m not insulting it to throw another ship under the bus. I tell you, all this negativity and all these posts dissing Clexa and urging people to multiple vote is definitely NOT swaying me in your direction. Before I had only voted twice this time round but now I will vote for Clexa TILL THE DAY I DIEEEEEE!!! EVERY MINUTE!

Nah don’t have time for that. But seriously, no need to be mean.

I’ll Always Be Here To Catch You [A Stucky One Shot].

A/N: Heyyy, my lovelies! Again, I’m here with a Stucky fic. I love them, okay? Please, just join me in the Stucky ship, it’s much better over here. 

Okay, so this one is due to the lovely @stevestuckyonbucky and her lovely headcanons. Seriously, they’re so great. I couldn’t handle the feels. Thank you so much for letting me write this! I love you and everyone, go check out her blog, really, go now. 

I mean look: 

Imagine Bucky and Steve going to a movie with Nat and Bruce and maybe Clint and fifteen minutes in they realize it’s a war movie and Steve has to get up and leave because he starts having a panic attack and Bucky follows him because it’s getting to him too and Steve tells him he’s alright and Bucky calls him on his bullshit and they leave to go get ice cream and just chill together because they’re in love and take care of each other.

I hope this fic does the trick! 

Pairing: Steve x Bucky. 

Warnings: Angst, panic attacks, PTSD - trigger warning, please don’t read if it’ll cause you harm.

Disclaimer: If I owned Steve and Bucky, they’d be together, married and happy. But alas, I do not. All Marvel characters go to their original creators and this headcanon, of course, goes to @stevestuckyonbucky. I just wrote this fic for you all, enjoy <3 

P.S: This has been edited, but you know, as usual, please forgive me for any pesky mistakes. 


‘When did films become so loud?’ Steve thought, wincing in his seat, trying not to attract Bucky’s attention, who was sitting next to him, holding the popcorn in his lap.

The film hadn’t even started, this was just the adverts and he was already feeling uncomfortable. The dark lighting didn’t both him, nor did the light of the screen, it was the level of noise, the sound of music and voices erupting from the speakers just set his teeth on edge. If he was already this worked up, imagine what he would be like when the film actually began to play.

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Just another Shenny rant

Maybe I’m just bitter, but seriously, Sheldon and Penny had more chemistry in the first two minutes of the last episode than Penny and Leonard have had all season, and they’re effing married. Sheldon and Penny were trying to teach each other about the things that are important to both of them, which I have always maintained is one of the biggest reasons why I think they’d be so good together–they’d always have something to learn from each other. But Leonard and Penny are never going to break up, Sheldon and Amy are never going to break up, and shipping non-canon couples really, really sucks.

ineveryvein  asked:

It has been fourteen hrs but talk abt samevvns

OK YEAH SO LIKE I WAS JUST SAYING THAT I WAS SORRY I HADN’T FOLLOWED SOONER????? LIKE I GUESS IT HELPS THAT I’VE BEEN WATCHING GLEE AND ALSO BECAUSE OF A LITTLE LIQUID COURAGE LAST NIGHT BUT I THINK @samevvns SAM IS THE BOMB.COM

ok like he’s so cute and sweet and do you know what sort of mischief i think he and sam can get into???? i mean, other than when they’re not trying to test eachother to see if , you know, they actually like each other bC THEY’RE GONNA BE STUPID AND TOO SCARED TO ACTUALLY JUST ASK BECAUSE…BROS BEFORE….BROS, BRO. but also seriously like we were mutuals for fourteen minutes and i was like let’s ship it and usually I AM NOT SO FORWARD BUT IT’S WITH SAM EVANS I MEAN HOW CAN YOU NOT. like what the heck. cute face and a body of a God.

ps. did u know it’s very difficult to type samevvns url when drunk.

Reaction: Shipping you with another Idol

Hanbin

“…Haha not a big deal, really i mean??”

5 Minutes later

“It’s really nothing, seriously we are together and that’s what matters, i don’t care at all like i really don’t. I really really don’t care. Ok, like really i don’t. I do not.. care….”

2 Minutes later

Originally posted by ohitsdoubleb

*whines* “Tell them to stop shipping you, Y/N”

Hanbin would try to play it cool because he really doesn’t want to seem like some whiny little kid and make a big deal out of this but of course he would fail miserably after 5 minutes and it would definitely kinda bother him in some way. He’s a little bit too protective (greedy) when it comes to you, so yeah. All in all, it wouldn’t be like he’d get mad or something, maybe just whine a little and it’d be cute lol.

Bobby

Originally posted by taesthetic

“Well, i guess you actually look cute together.”

*fake cries* “Maybe you should ask him to be your boyfriend instead”

Originally posted by ikonis

^ You after he said that

Actually Bobby doesn’t really care if it’s just some fans shipping you. He would make one of his stupid jokes (and you would punch him in the face) but all in all, it doesn’t really matter or would affect your relationship. Rather than that, Bobby thinks he’s lucky for having you instead of the other idol they ship you with.

Chanwoo

Originally posted by ikonis

*sarcastically “ohHHhh i’m scared now!!!!”

Originally posted by chanwooyeah

“I’m much cuter anyway, so it doesn’t matter~”

I guess, Chanwoo wouldn’t exactly like it but it isn’t like he’s sulking or very affected by it. Instead he’ll “pretend” like he doesn’t care at all and say things like he’s much better looking etc. He would also joke about it because it seems kinda funny to him.

Junhoe

Stage 1: Denial

Originally posted by teambgasm

*pretends like he doesn’t care at all* “Hahahaha, this is so stupid i mean look at him???”

Stage 2: Anger + Realization

Originally posted by teambgasm

“…They actually ship you two??? what is this????”

Stage 3: More Denial

Originally posted by teambgasm

“I don’t care”

Final Stage: Sadness

“You’re mine………”

At first Junhoe wouldn’t care that much or well, pretend like he doesn’t since it doesn’t seem like such a big deal. However after seeing more fans shipping you two, he’d be kinda upset and actually be annoyed by it but still pretend like he doesn’t care. Later on, he’d talk to you, whining a little because he really doesn’t like seeing people shipping you with someone else.

- Moyo

  • Friend: We can't be friends anymore, you didn't text me for weeks!
  • Me: Uh... I didn't want to see anyone... uhh I was... occupied with something very urgent... uhhhh gimme a minute *closes all ao3 tabs*

1 yr ago Korea and Salami were united as gal pals.
Seriously tho the fact I can state korrasami is canon is fantastic.

Happy (Late) 1 Yr Anniversary guys!