for a friend's story

I’m so sick of drawing dead
I need to get ahead
I can’t get myself out of bed
This is the life I dread.

Tonight, my first D&D game, we had a cup of ranch sitting on the table leftover from taco bueno and my character was taking shots so I decided they were taking shots of ranch because that is absolutely something my horrible nasty seafolk lass would do and to underline my dedication to the role I took a big ol swig of ranch from the container except it was chipotle ranch and ive had heartburn since. 

10

the happiest boy when surrounded by dogs ♡

Get me a book as a gift. Your favorite book. Highlight the lines that makes you feel something. Make note on the passages that make you laugh. Mark down the things that make you cry. I want to see exactly the kind of person you are, let me read what makes you, you.

Mp

me: fuck school starts tomorrow

also me: BACK TO WITCHES 👏👏 AND WIZARDS  👏 AND MAGICAL 👏👏 BEASTS 👏 TO GOBLINS  👏👏 AND GHOSTS 👏 AND TO MAGICAL 👏👏 FEASTS 👏 IT’S ALL THAT I LOVE AND IT’S ALL THAT I NEED AT HOGWARTS HOGWARTS