for a certain someone :)

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So yeah.. about that whole studying for finals thing… I’ve currently fallen into a bottomless pit and can’t seem to stop drawing things from @doodledrawsthings ‘s lovely human Bill au and @videogamelover99 ‘s amazing fics.

SO YES the golf bag is real and it is so much better than I could have imagined.

1. It’s the most awful pattern of black and white. I hope this isn’t something they actually market, because…look at that. Also, it lacks gold trim or red highlights–both of which we know a certain someone is a fan of. 

2. His name is on it in freaking impact font like it’s some sort of garbage meme.

3. His name is President Trump–meaning that if/when he leaves, it’s either going to stick with him as a reminder of his failures and the worst four-or-fewer years of his life, or it’s going to be sold and discarded like the rubbish that is his tenure.

4. His name is on a golf bag. This is his legacy.

5. They have the “Stanley Cup Champions” there to remind him of what quality looks like. They’re tooting their own horn, signing this piece of magnificent trolling like a professional graffiti artist tagging their work. 

6. I can’t get over the Adidas logo for some reason. It’s just…up there at the top. Garish, gaudy, another piece of product placement along with everything else. Trump doesn’t even get to have his name adorning this thing along, it’s crowded in there with two other logos. 

7. They gave him a golf bag instead of a jersey. They broke with a longstanding tradition to give him a half-joke, half-insult. 

I’m proud of them for this. It’s so hideous.

some people make me feel so worthless, it hurts sometimes, I just wish to sleep for over a week without dealing with anything.

How to Make Your Villain Domestic but Still Evil

It’s the oxymoron that attracts us. Billowing black cape, terrifying worldviews, a willingness to make the streets run red with blood – and you know what would be hilarious? Them trying and failing to make morning pancakes. You know what would really hit us in the feels? Watching them show tenderness around a special someone.

Having a villain with a domestic side is lassoing a black hole, and it’s a tantalizing thing to watch. However, anyone who’s indulged in these daydreams with their own villains has probably encountered one very specific issue: it makes them less evil. They lose their edge.

For example, look at Crowley from CW’s Supernatural. This was a guy to be feared at one point; arriving out of nowhere at unexpected times, always playing both sides of the conflict, and you could be certain he would skin anyone necessary to get what he wanted – usually without getting a single drop of blood on his impeccable suit.

Flash forward to recent seasons, and we’ve seen Crowley cry and whimper more times than Dean has died –which is saying something. At first, it was fascinating to discover this powerful character actually had a tender side; and now, when Crowley makes a threat, we’re about as afraid as when any low-level demon makes one. This is because his evil was too compromised. He let himself go.

How can we avoid this mistake with our villains? The answer isn’t making them crush puppies and hate butterflies at every turn; it’s in balancing their core scariness with their softer side – giving them complexity, giving us a bit of “aww,” and making their eventual whiplash back into ‘terrifying’ all the more wonderful.

For this, we’re going to use Epic of Lilith by Ivars Ozols as an example. This book centers on arguably the original female villain – Lilith, the first woman of the Garden of Eden, who got on the “good guys’” bad side by refusing to submit to someone who was clearly her equal. There won’t be any spoilers below, but if you give the book a read (it’s an easy page turner), the points will be driven home stronger.

Plus it’s a book with a great female villain who isn’t objectified (don’t let the cover fool you, seriously) and prose that isn’t full of sexual over- or undertones. Talk about a win, eh?

Here we go.    

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Played with new brush to calm my nerves ahead of some upcoming exams aah
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Astrology Behind Our Beloved Mochi (Happy Jimin Day)

Looking into his chart reveals that there’s so much more to him than we think. Let’s see exactly what makes Jimin the precious manggatteok we all know and love ♡

Moon Opposition Jupiter

  • one of the many aspects that makes him the angel we all know and love
  • the Moon rules not only emotions, but also the heart
  • Jupiter creates an excess of the planet’s energies that it aspects
  • the result: someone with a heart so big and so much love to give they just don’t know what to do with themselves
  • some of the most charitable people in existence
  • willing to go the ends of the earth to make their loved ones happy
  • but not just loved ones, their humanitarian nature strives for a world of harmony and peace
  • charming, humorous, jovial, actual sunshines
  • their inner child is on display for the world to see
  • that big imaginative mind never fades into adulthood, which is a refreshing thing to see
  • always looking on the bright side of things
  • they light up every room they enter
  • the love they spread with every step is often returned: popularity and adoration by many is likely
  • with an opposition, however, people with this aspect can get a bit carried away with their generosity
  • it’s second nature to look for the good in others, which causes them to turn a blind eye to negative traits in people
  • this can lead to sticky situations, feelings of betrayal and disappointment
  • they wear their hearts on their sleeves, so please be gentle with them
  • protect! park! jimin!
  • the world don’t deserve him

Venus Trine Ascendant

  • the planet of arts and beauty aspecting one’s point of identity creates a true Venusian
  • this is enhanced by his Libra Sun, which is also ruled by Venus
  • there is a great talent and appreciation of the arts: from music, to dance, to fashion; these people can do it all
  • they conduct themselves with a certain grace that leaves others in awe
  • did someone say charm because c h a r m
  • this contributes greatly to the gentle, calming aura that surrounds jimin
  • a considerate soul, extremely diplomatic and careful with their actions
  • fame and popularity follows these people everywhere they know, truly no one can resist their charms
  • efforlessly stylish, they set trends that others follow
  • and the most obvious characteristic: beauty
  • beautiful mannerisms, beautiful voices, beautiful minds
  • people with this aspect are often blessed with good looks
  • Venus softens not only their aura, but also their features
  • many have full faces, dimples, round cheeks
  • just big bundles of softness

Originally posted by herthealbum

But our mochi isn’t all soft edges. Beneath his gentle exterior holds a man who possess immense power and strength, which allowed him to become who he is today:

Mars Trine Saturn

  • this is the aspect of a workhorse, a builder, someone who turns their dreams into realities
  • this positive aspect with Saturn allows him to draw on the planet’s constructive energy during times of need
  • this is someone who isn’t afraid to push themselves to their limits
  • blessed with the gift of not only passion (Mars), but also determination and strength (Saturn) to reach their goals
  • I see this aspect clearly when he revealed that he was almost cut from the group 8 times before debut, but despite that, he persisted
  • and that’s something this aspect encompasses: persistence
  • his trine allows him to utilize these skills to help others as well
  • these people make excellent mentors and teachers
  • the impulsive Mar’s impulsive nature is restrained by Saturn, granting him otherworldly amounts of patience and practicality
  • some of the most intense workaholics of the zodiac
  • perfectionists who won’t settle for anything less than the best
  • due to this, there is a danger of overworking
  • even in the face of failure or rejection, they see it as an opportunity to grow, take a different route to their goal, and keep on fighting
  • his crisp, skillful dancing, the way you can almost see all the hours of practice he puts into it, perfectly reflects his mars trine saturn
  • and if that aspect didn’t convince you of his power, his Mars Conjunct Pluto sure will
  • i’ve gone into this aspect quite a bit already on this blog
  • it increases his lust for success even further
  • he posses a mysterious, commanding aura that turns heads
  • positions of authority come naturally to him, it’s where he feels most comfortable
  • brimming with raw sexual energy and power 

Originally posted by nycbtslover

Originally posted by pjxmin

  • Mars represents his drive and passion: music
  • Pluto’s powerful influence allows him to commit himself completely to his passion, even to the point of obsession
  • he throws himself into his work, not stopping until he’s satisfied with his progress (but with Saturn influence, he’ll never be completely sated)

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