but this thing with the 28 is so once is a thing, two might be a coincidence, but he’s literally doing his entire promotional campaign around this number in any possible combination, the same number that appears on Louis’ in-ears, it’s Louis’ football number and it’s tattooed on his middle and ring finger of his left hand. everything harry announces or drops is in some form connected to the number 28 you can’t make up this stuff 

Modern 2P!Italy & 2P!Germany Headcanons

Hey my dude my guy would you mind hitting us up on some hc abt modern! hooman! Luci Gucci and bodybuilder schnitzel Lutz gutz thank you v much I would kiss you

((hAH IM TATTOOING THAT what do you mean would lets do it ;)) ;***  im gonnacombine them btw))

((this got pretty gay oops))

⦁ you bet your fucking ass they live together
⦁ you bet your fucking ass luciano tries to move out every month
⦁ lutz once burnt their front door down (nothign els??e) with a blow torch because he wanted to see if the home alone handle thing was true
⦁ lutz once went to the hospital for third degree burns because he lit a doorknob on fire because he is a S T U P I D F UC K ER
⦁ sometimes bodybuilder schnitzel lutz gutz uses luci gucci as a dumbbell and he is Not Impressed
⦁ luciano refuses to wear pants when he’s home not that lutz is complaining
-  this sometimes becomes A Problem when there are people coming over
⦁ whenever flavio comes over he tries to clean their house and it is Not Fun because Lutz is the messiest person ever adn He kNOw S WheRE EVERYTHING I s AN D NOW HE DOESN t,,,???????
⦁ luciano uses All the hot water
⦁ lutz probably has a purse and he carries little bottles of alcohol around in it
⦁ they go to the store every weekend because SOMEONE always eats the ragu out of the jar in the wee hours of the morning and doesn’t have any for the next time they have pasta
⦁ lutz has a motorcycle and luciano thinkns its the hottest thing ever
⦁ luciano has a sports care and lutz thinks it the hottest thing ever
⦁ need a mechanic? don’t call lutz, luciano is actually miraculously better?
⦁ they both get LIT when it’s FIFA time
⦁ aka they watch football religiously
⦁ luciano wants tattoos because lutz has them and he thinks they look really cool but is a weenie
⦁ they bar hop every other weekend with the rest of the axis
⦁ you bet your fucking ass the axis gets into dance and rap battles witht he allies constantly
⦁ in high school lutz was a nerd and luciano was a jock (football)/popular kid
- they totally werent making out under the bleachers between classes
⦁ luciano tried being a goalie but instantly died
⦁ lutz eventually found out he’s really good at american football but didn’t try out because he wanted to be a cheerleader instead
⦁ he also was going to try out for regular football but didn’t because he didn’t want to have to compete with luciano
⦁ flavio was on the cheer team with lutz
⦁ luciano never remembers to do the dishes and lutz ends up having to eat cereal out of his boot with saran wrap
⦁ they are both giant pranksters and are merciless
⦁ sometimes they go to walmart to fuck around with kuro
⦁ the main three axis have all gotten laid in the same hour in the same house
- it was a competition over a classified bet
- kuro won
⦁ luciano tries to teach lutz how to play poker but he can never retain the information
- he’s amazing at blackjack tho
⦁ both are lightweights and will die instantly if you give them half a shot
⦁ once they were flying to the carribbean and some how got stuck in southwest france
- they got kicked out
- of the country
- both men are no longer aloud in f r a n c e
- francois is Not Impressed
⦁ neither of them have ever heard a cow moo in real life until they were really drunk and somehow got inside of a barn across town and were protected by a cow from a duck and cried themselves to sleep in a haystack
⦁ idk man they’re so weird and gay for each other but neither knows

The Significance of #28- Larry Stylinson

On 9/28/13 Ed Sheeran tweeted this: 

The next day these tweets showed up:

His football number is 28 and he has the number 28 on his in-ear:

Corden’s Angels #28:

Harry’s first colored Instagram photo since October:

Louis’ tattoo on his left hand:

CONCLUSION: The number 28 holds an important significance to Louis and Harry and could be the day Louis and Harry became engaged or married. Larry Stylinson is real and very much in love, peace x 

Single parent fics are one of my BIGGEST weaknesses. I’ve read all these fics and they’re wonderful! If there’s a fic you love that’s not on this list please let me know so I can read it and include it in the next single parent fic rec I make!

If My Heart Was a Compass, You’d be North, 55k

All Louis really cares about is his skateboard, tattoos, football, and his family. He has a job that he (mostly) loves and a (small) handful of good friends, and at 24 he is pretty content with his life… until he nearly crashes into a boy with wild curls and cratered dimples, he begins to think maybe he’s been missing something he never knew was missing. That missing piece is apparently big enough for two.

[Or the one where punk Louis likes to think he’s not clumsy, but he suspects he’ll have to accept it when he falls face first into a relationship with a head full of curls and his tiny human.]

A Life That We Share (I Owe It All to You), 50k

When Harry’s son came home from school crying he didn’t think things could get any worse. Lucky for them, things were just about to change for the best.

or Harry’s son get bullied until Louis’ son shows up.

Beautiful Star, 17k

“You know, when I pegged you for a druglord, I wasn’t exactly challenging you to make me believe that you actually are one. What is this place?” Louis says after he swallows over the mild panic that’s building up in his throat over the fact that he’s literally sitting in front of the cause of his teenage sexuality crisis.

or, the famous/nonfamous kid!fic AU wherein harry and louis have to host a school Christmas party and harry isn’t actually a drug lord.

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70+ cute HL fics ✿

here’s a list of HL fics that are absolutely adorable, smutty cheerful and/or will (hopefully) make you smile ・◡・ 

(this will be updated continuously! now at 74 fics)


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Falling in love with your step-brother’s best friend is a disaster enough. When he happens to be the boy everyone loves and you’re a nerd who wears sweater vests and cries during rom-coms, it takes it to a whole new level.

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AU. What happens when a baker and a graphic designer meet via a very specific Craigslist post? Fate, friendship, food, and maybe more.

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