foot party


And here we have the He brothers in their natural habitat: staring gloomily out a window.

Foot + Hippogriff

Our human fighter is trying to gain control of a runaway racing Hippogriff, and is holding on to it by the leg.

Fighter: I kick it in the balls to make it crash!

DM: Okay, Roll.

*Rolls a 4*
*Fighter holds his head*

DM: *smirks* Heads or tails?

Fighter: Tails?

*DM flips coin and slams the table*

DM: It’s a girl, Your foot is stuck!

*Whole party dies of laughter, the Hippogriff is mildly uncomfortable, fighter is now hanging by his foot in the air*