fooling you all into thinking i'm not american

President Obama has announced that he plans to make WAIFUCOIN the official currency for the United States of America

“I’ve been a closet otaku all my life, but I thought it was time to finally come out to the American people […] And as an avid figure collector, I think waifucoin is the best currency platform that exists said the president earilier today.

President Obama says the change will happen later this month.

“I can’t wait to finally be able to fill the oval office with all my assorted waifus”