food-importation

listen… ik one was a general and a senator and a princess, and ik the other was a commander and the last of the jedi, and they were both busy ppl being busy rebellion leaders, but… i hope twenty-somethings leia and luke got to go at least one sibling night out clubbing on like. the discotheque planet. and they had a good time and each made out with some boys and then went and got brunch on the brunch planet

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The Baudelaire’s refusal to be grateful for their unfortunate events seemed like such a good message for kids - so I made a thing.

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Here is me

Local from Hong Kong who went through Chinese New Year for 19 years

Come here and explain stuffs to you

in a totally incorrect way.

HAPPY LUNAR NEW YEAR YOU ALL!

gizmodo.com
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The Svalbard Global Seed Vault in the Arctic Circle has received a major deposit of nearly 50,000 seed samples from around the world, bringing the total number of seeds stored at the remote facility to nearly one million. This latest deposit—one of the largest ever—is a critical step in ensuring global food security at a time when the world’s climate and geopolitics seems precarious.
By George Dvorsky
Important OC questions

Food Edition

-how does your OC drink their coffee?

-what does your OC eat for breakfast?

-what is your OC’s favorite ice cream?

-what pizza does your OC like?

-what tea does your OC drink?

-what is your OC’s comfort food?

-what does your OC eat when it’s really hot outside? Cold?

-does your OC prefer savory or sweet?

-what kind of candy does your OC prefer? (sour, sweet, chocolate, ETC) What is their favorite candy overall?

-what is your OC’s favorite sandwich?

-does your OC prefer a kind of restaurant? (Italian, chinese, mexican, ETC?)

-what is your OC’s overall favorite food?

the signs as things my friend has said
  • aries: i'm gonna get your mom to dab
  • taurus: i'm EMOTIONALLY a hoe
  • gemini: maybe i love herpes
  • cancer: it gets a lot less romantic when you say it's gross
  • leo: (to our english teacher) want to see me eat an entire clementine in one bite
  • virgo: *chuckles quietly* i'm thinking about the aha music video
  • libra: don't put this on the list of stupid things i've said
  • scorpio: flip flops? are you shitting me? FLIP FLOCKS AND SOCKS?
  • saggitarius: how many chicken nuggets make up a chicken
  • capricorn: your dad is a michael cera cloning machine
  • aquarius: i am syphilis
  • pisces: my stomach's a high maintenance bitch

but like…paladins missing earth food right? like i’ve been away on trips before where i died because i didnt eat rice for days. keith wanting sushi like REALLY BAD because where the hell are they gonna get the space equivalent? hunk is doing an amazing job with the food but there’s only so much he can do. and shiro’s having mad carb cravings he’s just like guys i just want to eat fries and some pasta or bread PLEASE he just wants junk and grease and oil because of all the stress. hunk wants a nice, vegetable soup. he’s managed to do something similar with what they’ve got, but it’s just missing that little bit of something that tomatoes have in them, and man, he hasn’t managed to find anything remotely like carrots at all. by the time they’re in space for a few months, pidge wants about a truck full of donuts.

and lance is just like, i want an apple. just give me a sweet, juicy apple and i will die happy. 

The unicorn frappuccino is so popular that Starbucks is now developing fraps based on other mythical creatures.
  • Dragon frappuccino: Made with dragonfruit, cinnamon, and fiery hot chiles. A shameless ploy to acquire your gold.
  • Werewolf frappuccino: Seems like a normal chocolate frap (werewolves love chocolate) but the caffeine doesn't kick in until the next full moon. And boy howdy, does it kick in.
  • Mermaid frappuccino: Extra foam and sea salt caramel drizzle. Comes with a free Danish in honor of Hans Christian Anderson
  • Centaur frappuccino: Has an oatmeal raisin cookie crumble crust. Oats for the horse and raisins for the wine-loving human. Whipped cream is actually whipped Greek yogurt.
  • Fairy frappuccino: A delightful delicate flavor of honeysuckle and lavender, it has the unfortunate effect of making you fall in love with the next live creature that you see.
  • Pixie frappuccino: MIXED WITH TGE POWDER OF WITH 15 PIXIE STICKS
  • Elf frappuccino: Made with the most important food groups- candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup. Keebler cookie crumbles.
  • Hobbit frappuccino: Only served in size tall. Get one for breakfast and get a second one free!
  • Ogre frappuccino: Looks green and putrid on the outside, but has layers of different flavors that will Smash your Mouth
  • Zombie frappuccino: like a normal frap, but with SEVERAL extra shots of espresso
  • Wizard frappuccino: Butterbeer
  • Witch frappuccino: You'd think it would be the same as the wizard frap, but it has eye of newt and toe of frog #everydaysexism
  • Yeti frappuccino: Tastes like a lemon snow cone, with Himalayan pink salt
  • Alien frappuccino: They actually do have this in the Starbucks at one government building in New Mexico, but it's on the secret menu
  • Ghost frappuccino: Zero calories. Probably just blended ice.
  • Poltergeist frappuccino: Hurls itself against the wall after you pay for it
  • Vampire frappuccino: Blood. It's just blood.

For you, my darling, I wish nothing but the best. I wish to see you grow even more, I wish to see your happiness everyday, I wish to see your well-being above it all, I wish to witness every step you take towards a life of even more success than you have now. May you always stay humble, fun, and joyful. Time doesn’t stop for anyone, and we all know you’re going to mature even more as it goes by, but you’ll always, always be our little boy. We’re proud of you, your family’s proud of you, your brothers, the ones you share your current home with, are proud of you, and I hope you’re proud of yourself as well. May the future bring you the best that life can offer. We love you, Chan. ♡

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