Did You Just Throw a Spoon At Me?
Once, a lady threw a tea-spoon at me because she wanted me to refill her iced tea.
However, what she didn’t notice is that I had already filled her glass when I walked past her table. She must have been too busy horking down her veal parmesan the size of a hubcap in front of her.
When I walked up and asked her why she felt the need to throw a hard, metal object at me to get my attention, she said: “I need you to fill my…” (looks down) “…oh. You must ha– … huh… nevermind.”
As I was walking to get my manager, I heard her hiss at her husband, “No, I’m not going to apologize to A WAITRESS!”
Yes, that actually happened in real life.
Moral of the Story: that lady went full retard. NEVER go full retard.