But... you are a fridge - IceIceMan (Donya) - Sherlock (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Mycroft Holmes/Fridge
Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Mycroft Holmes’s fridge
Additional Tags: Food Sex, Temperature Play, Porn, Ice Play, no shaming
Mycroft Holmes has sex with refrigerators and British desserts.
(not trying to make fun of Mycroft or anyone who fancies fridges, so chill)
This fucking fandom, I can’t. Just joking, I wrote that.