Reira’s Adventures in the USA Part 1
Cousin: I’ll take you to Target to get soy milk.
Me: …Target has food?
For context, Target also exists in Australia but does not have a grocery section.
*Goes through security in LA to proceed to NYC*
*Sees everyone taking off shoes*
*Nearly face plants into TV cabinet after 3-month old second-cousin grips my finger tightly and pulls*
*Passes food place advertising ‘Fried Oreos’*
Me: …I don’t think I even want to know.