My parents were the Dursleys (from Harry Potter). but the dad was Kanye West. They were playing basketball in the driveway, and making me retrieve every ball that rolled away. One time, I saw my friend chillin’ at a frozen yogurt stand and she urged me to join her, and I did. When I came back, Kanye was angry. He challenged me to a basketball-off and we were suddenly in a huge stadium. The whistle blew and I grabbed the ball, dribbled it for a bit, and dunk on Kanye, and therefore won my freedom.