food is fab


Song of the Day 

All I Want For Christmas Is You - Mariah Carey 

I hope you all have an amazing Christmas spent with family and friends and filled with lots of yummy food and fab pressies! You guys following the page and sending me lovely messages throughout the year is truly a gift that I am so appreciative of!

Let me know of any cool or naff pressies that you receive - nothing can beat the year my mother bought me a ‘surprise’ present of an electric toothbrush (yes really!). All my brothers got a lovely aftershave or piece of clothing and I got that! 

Holy shit, YUM!!!! 😍😋🔥
How about some sage maple roasted chickpeas with crispy kale and sweet potato mash??!?

so. you know when u go to undyne’s house and when you select the piano she says that alphys’ “friend” just lay on it and fed himself grapes?? well its obviously mettaton being fab but if u think abt it he wasn’t mettaton ex at that point. this fucking metal box got up onto undyne’s piano and tried to feed himself grapes but HOME BOY AIN’T GOT A MOUTH so he would’ve just been bouncing grapes off himself and that’s the funniest fucking thing e v e r

I’m both shocked and proud that I’ve stuck to my workout routine so religiously. I’m gonna do my yoga with my girl when she gets home from work and then it’ll be another good day under my belt. 😁

Signs at prom

I’m here for the food…:  Taurus, Leo, Capricorn, Pisces

Looking fab with squad: Scorpio, Libra, Cancer, Sagittarius

Trips and falls into the food with squad: Gemini, Aries, Aquarius, Virgo

Purrfessor was having a “look at me” day today during yoga. He’s not a fan of mom is corpse pose. I’m just trying to get into savasana buddy. 😹