food bros

ok but tater sticks by Bitty’s side at every falconers event after that family skate. he says it’s so he gets first pick of all the food bitty brings, but he sees the way a few of the guys eye little b and zimmboni. he makes sure THEY don’t get any pie until they politely introduce themselves to B like normal human beings. best pie on earth is reserved for good teammates only.

  • me on the outside: I'm fine.
  • me on the inside: Legally blonde the musical was a romantic master piece. Elle Woods and Emmett Forrest were mean't to be together. The character development and chemistry on stage between them is so pure and untouched and beautiful. I am completely and totally devoted to their relationship and one day hope to find a love like that. Elle and Emmett became best friends who fell in love and that is the purest fucking thing. I refuse to let anyone tell me any different. It is the only thing that mattered then, matters now, and will matter forever into the future. Elle and Emmett's relationship will never die.
The Signs as Bro Food
  • Aries: Broito
  • Taurus: Bronut
  • Gemini: Macabroni and cheese
  • Cancer: Brocicle
  • Leo: Broconut
  • Virgo: Brotato Chip
  • Libra: Broham Sandwich
  • Scorpio: Bromato Soup
  • Sagittarius: Brotein Shake
  • Capricorn: Broccoli
  • Aquarius: Brofu
  • Pisces: Brogurt

Food Porn: Hey bro wanna see some sick eats

Me: Okay I guess Food Porn

Food Porn: OREO MOZZARELLA STICKS WITH CHEESY FUDGE SAUCE

Me: wait wha

Food Porn: TRIPLE DIPPED OREO CHEESECAKE IN WINE SAUCE INFUSED COOKIE DOUGH

Me: who would eat th

Food Porn: TRIPLE MOLTEN DONUT GRILLED CHEESE STUFFED WITH OREOS

Me: please stop, sto

Food Porn: ROAST CHICKEN STUFFED WITH COOKIE DOUGH AND RED VELVET BROWNIE CHUNKS WITH A GARLIC OREO CRUST