Summary: A uni AU in which Louis has been Harry’s best friend
since he offered him cubed fruit on the playground, and they spend more
time cuddling in their dorm beds than they do apart, but it’s not like
that. Or is it?
Aka Harry pretends to date his best friend to escape unwanted
attention from a too insistent classmate and hopes it won’t blow up in
his face. Featuring embarrassing dildo accidents, awkward boners,
longing, first times, late night conversations, emotional discoveries
and Niall as the exasperated friend with bad advice.
Warnings: Explicit language/content, brief mentions of alcohol and weed
there is maybe nothing in the world i want to see more than the inside of harry and louis’ homes like i am Dying to know their style when it comes to home decor and design bc they both have such excellent taste in everything else and louis follows that design instagram and harry’s so into art i feel like their combined taste would literally blow my mind where is mtv cribs when u need it
OK WELL YOU KNOW THE GUY THAT HARRY MADE A BIRTHDAY POST FOR TODAY? WELL I STALKED HIS IG AND CLEARLY HIM AND HARRY HAVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR FOREVER AND HE HAS A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF HARRY AND ALSO LOU AND LOTTIE AND OK HE POSTED A PIC OF HIS FRIEND READING:
THAT PIC WAS TAKEN A WHILE BEFORE LOUIS WAS PAPPED WITH THE BOOK. GUYS WHAT IF IT’S THE SAME BOOK AND HARRY’S PHOTOGRAPHER FRIEND LOANED IT OR GOT IT BACK FROM THE GIRL AND RECOMMENDED IT TO HARRY AND HARRY READ IT AND THEN RECOMMENDED IT TO LOUIS LIKE COME ON HOW LIKELY IS IT THAT IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE THIS SAME EXACT BOOK AND ITS NOT LIKE LOUIS JUST GOES AROUND CARRYING BOOKS ALL THE TIME. I KNOW THIS ISN’T EXACTLY LARRY PROOF BUT LIKE IMAGINE HARRY TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK WITH LOUIS AND GETTING HIM TO READ IT AND THERE’S A POST ABOUT THE BOOK AND I CANT FIND IT BUT IM PRETTY SURE IT’S SOMETHING ABOUT LIKE CORPORATE BUSINESS MEN CORRUPTION AND CRAZINESS TYPE STUFF AND LOUIS WAS PAPPED WITH IT RIGHT AROUND THE START OF BABYGATE. IM TELLING U GUYS THIS IS SOMETHING EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED NOTHING IS COINCIDENTAL WE MUST KEEP CONSTANT VIGILANCE AND LARRY IS REAL