Viktor: Yuuri and Chris’s routine was good. But our’s was better.

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“...the writers have definitely given up trying to make sense at this point.”

Ted the Animator: “…what happened this time?”

Carl the Animator: “Take a look at the script. Up until this point, the boys have been trying to get their volleyball back from a dragon in the spooky woods. Right?”

Ted the Animator: “Right. And the scene goes on, and on, and on, and on….”

Carl the Animator: “Yup. Now, out of nowhere, it suddenly says they’re in a pumpkin patch.

Ted the Animator: “…are they supposed to have moved at all?”

Carl the Animator: “Nope.”

Ted the Animator: “…is there any explanation given for the sudden change?”

Carl the Animator: “Nope.”

Ted the Animator: “…so, we need to make them just magically appear somewhere new all of a sudden?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup.”

Ted the Animator: “…and we’ll be the ones that get in trouble with the boss if it looks weird?”

Carl the Animator: “Yup.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’ve got an idea.

Carl the Animator: “Wait, why’re you making it dark?”

Ted the Animator: “Fading to black for the commercials.”

Carl the Animator: “…so… wait… when it comes back….”

Ted the Animator: “You got it.”

Carl the Animator: “That’s genius.”

Ted the Animator: “After 3 minutes of breakfast cereal commercials, who’s gonna remember where the scene was taking place, anyway?”

Carl the Animator: “Nefarious, but elegant. I like it.”

Ted the Animator: *bows*


“You lead me to strange places, Hawke.”
“I’ll take you to stranger places than this, just watch!”

Voltron fic recs, the threequel


I’m sorry I’ve been so absent recently. Excuses, excuses etc. etc. but basically I’ve had a bazillion work socials, commissions up the wazoo and am severely lacking in sleep. These things combined do not make for good artings. 


Have some more fic recs! Knock yourselves out. See if you can spot the thing I said I wasn’t interested in and would probably never read >__> Ahaha ha look how that turned out…

As with any rec list, please pay attention to the tags and warnings <3

all we have to do - 19.5K; klance; Keith gets hurt during a mission, and Lance is not sure how to handle that.

equations for a falling body - 25k; klance; Keith, Lance, an alien drug and an enclosed space, and what happens after.

To the Universe and Back with You - 10k (WIP); klance; When Keith took off after the Galra empire fell he left Lance with a broken heart and a whole lot of resentment. Fast forward seven years later and Lance is the only paladin living on Earth, with his cat Peaches for company. It’s not perfect, but he’s happy. That is, until Shiro summons them to form Voltron again…

it’s quite bizarre, and will remain this way - 16.5k; klance; Keith is determined to keep his head down while serving out his community service volunteering at the Rex Alfor Memorial Space Muesum, but one rather loud member of staff won’t leave him alone…

shining like the stars - 139k (WIP); shklance; In a bid to help strengthen team Volron and their lion bonds, Allura takes the paladins on a pilgrimage to face the trials in the paladin temples. Keith unexpectely presenting as an omega rather throws a rather large spanner in the works…

Stormchasing - 18k; klance; Lance never intended to spend his vacation chasing after Keith’s premonitions, but here he is. Keith makes bad decision, Lance makes mistakes, and both of them are stuck together on a space pirate adventure neither of them asked for.

Purple Marks and Bleeding Hearts - 46.5k (WIP); klance;  Lance’s newest job is not what the sniper signed up for when he joined team Voltron. This mark shouldn’t be any different from the other Galra, but he is.

Feel the Bonds - 53.5k; klance; Being a paladin of Voltron is honestly the coolest thing that ever could’ve happened to Lance, but the people who should know probably never will. And despite their fighting, Keith is there for him when Lance is feeling particularly homesick. 

Wow, look at the spooky, foreboding forest!

The trees are all twisted and dead, it’s bluish and dark everywhere, Shaggy’s tree is deep in ominous shadow–

…oh, never mind. According to the closeup, it’s just another pleasant day in the park.

I’M MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WORKING ON THIS TAEHYUNG CHRISTMAS STORY WHEN I OPEN MY PHONE FOR LIKE 0.2 SECONDS AND FIND OUT THAT @jungkxook aka my actual favorite jungkook stan who loves him as much as i do who i would fight for his love i mean what STARTED FOLLOWING ME AND LIKE??? I HAVE NO CHILL ANYMORE?? CAUSE LIKE I DONT?? DESERVE THIS DO I???