follow ryan!

  • Wade: So, how is the prettiest person in the world doing?
  • Peter: [still reading his book] I don't know, how are you?
  • Wade:
  • Wade: [voice cracking] I'm fine
Cute things boys do

- kiss you and tell you they worship you
- sneak through your window and fucks you
- kills your best friend and enemy
- shoots the boys who bully you
- scares the shit out of you to make you fake your own death to get away from him
- attempts in bombing the school so you can cuddle by the fire
- and lastly blows up themselves leaving you there having to explain and clean up the mess

So cute…

“Everyone knows the truth now, knows what’s up and who’s been lying, but we just ignore it. We’ve been ignoring it all along, first limping slightly, then an entire leg dropping off, but we’ve kept dragging ourselves, inching forwards with a mouth full of dirt. By now, we don’t even have our head on, but we’re too stupid to notice.”

i still don’t know how throam!bden kept his cool, knowing that he was ryan’s first gay experience like W H A T if ryan ross fucked me in the ass i would be making documentaries, writing memoirs, and fucking posting a flag on the moon that says “ryan fucked me not you lmao”