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Drunk/Drinking Starters
  • ❝I do not get drunk-- I get awesome.❞
  • ❝I didn't fall... the floor just needed a hug. ❞
  • ❝Wanna know what rhymes with drunk? Sex. ❞
  • ❝Nothing tastes as good as drunk feels.❞
  • ❝I've had... eleventy twelve beers.❞
  • ❝I've been cheating on you with a guy named Morgan. He's a captain.❞
  • ❝I'm not as drunk as I use to was.❞
  • ❝Halloween? More like Hallowe-’re getting fucked up.❞
  • ❝What do you expect me to do- I'm drunk!❞
  • ❝But then I remember that alcohol existed.❞
  • ❝It’s not called slurring your words. It’s called talking in cursive and it’s fucking elegant.❞
  • ❝I’m totally walking straight, but this damn Earth is drunk!❞
  • ❝If you can’t suck a cigarette, you sure as hell can’t suck a dick!❞
  • ❝I wanna bae you up.❞
  • ❝You're so drunk when I'm pretty.❞
  • ❝It's 10;30 and I'm already fucking wasted…❞
  • ❝I'm almost sober...❞
  • ❝We are best friends now. Yeah c'mere, let's get drunk again.❞
  • ❝Why do people wear boxers? They’re just like small pants.❞
  • ❝I am currently dating a tall bottle of Jack Daniels.❞
  • ❝I’m in Pirates of the Caribbean right now..❞
  • ❝Take me drunk I’m home.❞
  • ❝Let’s go dress up like Batman and Robin and patrol the neighborhood.❞
  • ❝Your kitchen is so far away. Who designed this shit?❞
  • ❝Your cat... has it always had a German accent?❞

hello!!! this is cat

i recently hit 200 followers and i rlly didn’t know what to do about it bc i DON’T DO ART, and i DON’T MAKE EDITS and i rlly just have NO TIME on my hands and then kay @jpghope, aesthetic queen, made this banner for me.. 

but anyway i wanted to say thank u bc haha my blog is such a mess and um so is my life so it meant a lot T.T

here is a list of the ppl i rlly like on here, u guys r all cooler than me but i’ll forgive you ;(

bold: mutuals
italics: my favs
💕 : my frends!!!

a-e:

@0312lo, @17carrot, @17vernsol 💕 , @1dabi, @1girasol, @1kook, @1lalisaa, @1onelynights, @1of1grl, @1of1stan, @1seoyuna, @1softe, @1vrse, @1wish, @21stcenturygay, @2gris, @2rice, @2seok, @2ulli, @3blush, @3yeri, @420jeon, @4hyung, @4oongi, @5aveme, @5myg, @7ten, @7yn, @8femme, @8hy@8weixin8, @94seuul, @a-k-mu, @aaayas, @agu5td, @agustmin, @agutsd, @alienationss, @allbtsvideos, @alveus, @aoca, @apeulo, @arrozito, @arsejimin, @backstabbed 💕 , @baekhans, @ballets, @bangtanbf, @bangtanlq, @becketts, @bfhoshi, @bfjoonie, @biyoons, @bnlu, @bts420, @btslovsyou, @busanz, @callmegraysbae, @catswithjournals, @chattyang, @cheol, @childmagazine, @chimchins, @chimchm, @clannads, @cloudyhoshi 💕 , @colonizedrice, @cuteguk, @daeint, @distant, @dohya 💕 , @dreamsuggestion, @driflloon, @drugstorelighting, @dukseon, @dumblets, @earth2moi, @eatingsoup, @edolce, @elephantaae, @enchantingkookie, @endearings, @eruzayne, @euo

f-l:

@factly, @faebee, @fawnprnce, @finehoney, @foolsyoongi, @forjisoo, @foryoubybts, @friedrapper, @frizzhle, @frstlv, @gerogeweasley, @ggukyng, @glitterspaceprincess07, @gluskina, @gudthot, @gukhwabrdg, @gukvory, @hani, @harmed, @harunyany, @heochnsgirl, @hopeful-afternoon, @hoshistic, @hotelsrooms, @hyungsk, @igot-yesjam, @ilovesuga, @infered, @inhibitionbby, @itoric, @jeonggukes, @@jeonghelp 💕 , @jeonsboy, @jidevil, @jimin, @jiminiminii, @jiminrolls, @jiminstiddybress, @jinm1n, @@jpghope 💕 , @jjeoreo, @jjibooty, @jjilljj, @jjonghyun, @@juliaspeeks 💕 , @julybykris, @jungkookslove, @junhui, @junname, @justonedia, @kant, @kassareo, @kimskj, @kingtatae, @koahlakid, @konketsu, @ktaejin, @ktvh 💕 , @lattefawn, @letmebacktoreality, @likesventeen, @lilacnamjoon, @lilchubchim, @love1etter, @lovedflush, @loveutae, @lovlae, @lowqualityjjk, @lushguk

m-s:

@m4ma, @m86, @mabylc, @midasauriferous, @ma-tongue-technology, @milkyjiminn, @mini2min, @minjoongf, @mintyogurts, @miynae, @mjoons, @mochiijimin, @momteeth, @moonkissedjimin, @mskimtaehyung, @mygeuk, @namseok, @neenchi, @nottoday, @nu4bo, @ohsheis, @ohsuga, @onews, @outofyourworld, @pacific-love, @pacifistpadme, @parkejimins, @parrole, @pastabot, @periyeri, @pixiegang, @ppeachu, @pppasta, @qoa, @reckonable, @refrainbow, @retires, @rnbseoul, @rnyfh, @rohsetint, @rosystar, @rude1uv, @sahmia, @saltchip, @seungkwsn, @sheis, @shestired, @shezinlove, @shwaybum, @shyplush, @skawngur, @smolbaechu, @@smolbeanchangkyun 💕 , @snorlaxatives, @sobistudies, @softjoy, @softurtleneck, @soijn, @soleilglow, @songwrite, @sooymilk, @sopegf, @soulclouds, @souppa, @spicyjunhui, @storyop1, @stylelogs, @sugaa, @sugaphile, @sugasboy, @sungmints, @sukooks, @sulltopia, @sunkist, @svthansols, @@svt-hansoul 💕 , @sweetnights, @syubbed

t-z:

@taehyunglq, @taejaboo, @taengistan, @tae-taeland, @tae1, @taegedy, @temporary, @tencafe, @teyyhyung 💕 👅 , @thesweeterway, @thother, @tinytaepot, @tohkyo, @tokyojpn, @tookorean, @tru, @unlovers, @uoa, @venusflytrash, @vjin, @vogueteen, @voonbora, @voulair, @wandeurs, @winkuma, @wonluce 💕, @woojeez💕 , @wonghan, @wtfleur, @yeoble, @yeogibwa, @yoonggi, @yoongles, @yoonseok, @yoonseokswife, @yutogf

How to flirt with your crush #1
  1. Break your pencil tip, try not to make it look like it was on purpose even though it clearly was.
  2. Turn to your crush and whisper in their ear, in the most seductive soothing voice you can make
  3. “Life without you is…”
  4. Hold up your pencil, a few inches from their gorgeous face
  5. Pointless.”

“Iwa chan come to bed already its 4AM”

“Not now Oikawa my prof is gonna kill me if i don’t hand this in”

BONUS

anonymous asked:

Hello! Could you rec some blogs to follow? Thanks!

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hi guys so everyone’s doing follow forever and i didnt wanna feel left out…………………..yes that’s the reason im doing dis :)) (((i was supposed to do this last december but i was like so lazy))) anyways.. here’s a list of people i lob w my whole entire hort

i put a ✨ on the right to my faves bc they are stars! also pls dont feel bad if i didnt give u one it just means we havent interacted/been mutuals for long!!

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hello! as of the 27th of june 2016, it will be officially 1 year since i’ve made this tumblr. i am so so happy for the amount of friends i have made in the past year. i didnt expect to gain so much support and followers during this period of time. i have truly enjoyed every moment i’ve spent on tumblr! i want to thank everyone who have supported and followed me since day 1. 

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