follow me monsters

“...what’s up with the bad guy’s surfboard, anyway?”

Carl the Animator: “I dunno. It’s prolly magical or something.”

Ted the Animator: “No, like, look at the scene where the gang finds it.”

Ted the Animator: “The big reveal is supposed to be that, on the front and back, it has a huge brand sticker on it so it isn’t really ancient…”

Carl the Animator: “Mmhmm?”

Ted the Animator: “…but when he uses the board in the real scenes, the stickers are nowhere to be seen?

Carl the Animator: “Huh. I guess it is magical!”

Ted the Animator: And, when Velma leans it against the wall and takes off her backpack…”

Ted the Animator: “…and it cuts to a closeup…”

Ted the Animator: “…why does the surfboard completely disappear?!

Carl the Animator: “Wow. Yeah, it’s definitely magical now.”

Ted the Animator: “Or, alternatively, you just forgot to add those things.”

Carl the Animator: “Maybe! Everything is magical when you don’t remember what you did… the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, and all.”

Ted the Animator: “…wait, did you just justify sloppy continuity with 1700s poetry? And-slash-or cult classic indie drama?”

Carl the Animator: “Probably. I’m awesome like that sometimes.”

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Lockscreens // Lady Gaga ~ Joanne Quotes

“Returning to your family and where you came from, and your history… this is what makes you strong. It’s not looking out that’s going to do that—it’s looking in… Joanne is a progression for me” Lady Gaga

Oh noes! The girl’s getting carried away by the tiny monster things!

However, because they’re pulling on the random guy’s hair and ears…

…that apparently makes it impossible for him to just walk over and save her? Despite his attempts to do so?

After a while, though, he summons the “strength” to grab the little pipsqueaks and go after her…

…but two monsters trip him…

…and immediately leave, follow after the others.

At which point, despite her being carried away at what can’t even be described as a brisk pace…

…he immediately gives up. 

Because standing up and running after the creatures that move slower than an old lawnmower is apparently not an option, here.

He lays there, dejected, until his friend turns up…

…when suddenly, he’s teleported to a completely-different spot that has tents and surfboards around.

This movie makes no freakin’ sense, and I love it.

Oh noes! Monsters have attacked, and drove all the tourists into the sea!

They’re either a creature entirely unknown to science, or a supernatural occurrence! This is truly a once-in-a-lifetime thing to see–

…oh. 

Never mind, I guess they aren’t, ‘cause none of the vacationers… 

…who were holding their cameras the entire time bothered to take a single photo of the monsters.

What you got at Starbucks? The world’s gotta know, STAT. Incredible encounter with real-life monstrosity? No need to–…  

…wait, what’s going on with the height of this guy’s pants?

Forget the public not documenting a monumental scientific breakthrough, those pants are way more deserving of a post. Never mind this whole plot, I want a whole movie about that guy!

What to Do If You See A Werewolf

1. Positively identify werewolf as a werewolf

2. Panic uncontrollably

3. Think (at least a little)

4. Derp like crazy

5. Joyfully give a large stick as a parting gift

6. Leave him in stick-induced confusion