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The Signs As Superheroes

Aries: Superpower - Superhuman Strength                                                       Superhero Personality - The one that tries to save everyone; wants to be in charge; works alone; dives headfirst into everything without a plan

Taurus: Superpower - Shapeshifting                                                                       Superhero Personality - Able to turn into any animal or thing of nature (i.e. trees or flowers) at will; connects with Mother Nature; fights for peace and harmony between all people and animals

Gemini: Superpower - Telekinesis                                                                           Superhero Personality - Is able to manipulate objects to their will; uses this power to safeguard powerful items and whack crooks over the head; are able to corner anyone as long as they are surrounded by useful and/or heavy items

Cancer: Superpower - Healing                                                                               Superhero Personality - Very kind and caring, but will kill you if you mess with their loved ones; the first one on the battlefield to heal the wounded; tends to heal baby birds’ broken wings and children who have cancer

Leo: Superpower - Teleportation                                                                             Superhero Personality - Finds themselves in many bad situations because of their strong and egotistical personality; simply beams themselves out of said situations; never worries about being late as they can spend hours doing their hair and getting ready and just teleport to where they need to be a second before they need to be there

Virgo: Superpower - Invisibility                                                                               Superhero Personality - Just wants to be left alone half the time and is very self-conscious of people looking at them; can do anything they want without social anxiety; uses it to creep up on the bad guys and beat them up without being spotted

Libra: Superpower - Mind Reading                                                                         Superhero Personality - Just wants to understand everyone’s true intentions so that they may be judged fairly; is able to tell if someone is lying and/or if they are a villain; is like a superhero judge that hands out punishments accordingly

Scorpio: Superpower - Mind Control                                                                       Superhero Personality - Has a noticeable dark side but tries not to align with the villains; often misuses their powers when angered; satiates their hunger for the dark arts by forcing villains to do cruel things to each other

Sagittarius: Superpower - Superhuman Speed                                                       Superhero Personality - Is able to take their time doing things and doesn’t have to rush; likes being a hero because it takes them on different adventures; flirts with everyone they encounter on their missions

Capricorn: Superpower - Element Manipulation                                                     Superhero Personality - Can bend each of the four elements in way that they would like; uses this to fight bad guys and anyone who crosses them or gets in their way of success (all they have to do is freeze and break the guy trying to take their promotion into a thousand pieces)

Aquarius: Superpower - Enhanced Intelligence                                                     Superhero Personality - The super genius professor that helps the other superheroes protect mankind with their research; in between helping superheroes defeat villains, they try to find cures for various diseases like cancer and AIDS

Pisces: Superpower - Precognition                                                                         Superhero Personality - Has frequent psychic visions that enable them to see what may happen in the future; this helps them to corner and defeat criminals before they are able to carry through on their plans; looks innocent but is actually deadly

-Deja

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In the official translation Himawari’s final line is “Besides, it has an eggplant in it, so it must be a good dream!”

AND I CANNOT ARGUE WITH THAT LOGIC. 

I MAY ALSO BE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY IN THE BACKGROUND. 

Oh. Himawari. 

This is fast becoming the best thing that has ever accidentally happened to Watanuki.

the signs as i’ve known them irl

Aries: you’re feisty and confident and loud but also ridiculously naive and quite childish. your smile is blinding and you’re fiercely protective of your friends and would go to the ends of the world for their sake. i like you. although i wish you’d learn to read situations and be more tactful, i admire your sincerity and honesty. you’re refreshingly genuine.

Taurus: you’re so hard on yourself, it’s as if you’ve put a boulder on your chest and refuse to take it off. you don’t need to handle all this pressure, but you put in on yourself anyway, and are incredibly stubborn about it. it’s okay to relax and enjoy yourself. being alive is not a punishment. you’re so much happier when unrestricted by worries; know that you don’t need to handle everything alone.

Gemini: you’re intelligent and very talkative with those whose company you enjoy. you want someone who’ll click and can engage you in conversation, whether intellectual or random. you’re so used to changing yourself to suit other people’s tastes that you aren’t sure how to be yourself anymore; to you, all of those personalities somehow seemed like genuine sides of yourself.

Cancer: you’re always so friendly and welcoming and kind with everyone, but at the same time, you always felt very distant to me. part of me feels like i wrongfully infringed on your personal space by trying to get closer, even though that’s not the case. from time to time i feel like i can see glimpses of your true feelings, but it always disappears back into a facade just as i notice.

Leo: you’re kind and helpful– and cheerful, to some extent. you really like attention. some of you are lowkey about it and some of you have zero subtlety about it, but regardless, you want to be recognized for your hard work and efforts. you feel overshadowed by people who are better than you and want to improve yourself, but may feel lost sometimes as to how to get there.

Virgo: you’re so stubborn, hardworking, and determined; i’m not sure if it’s frightening or annoying. it’s also a huge pain in the neck to argue with you because you firmly believe that your views are The Right Ones and completely disregard any arguments against it. you’re organized and neat and intelligent. i understand your feelings to some level, but i wish you were more open-minded.

Libra: you’re not a bad person, but you’re not exactly morally upstanding, either. and that comes from your ability to see situations from all sides. it’s a bit infuriating trying to ask your opinion on things because of this; you see and understand all views and end up confused and unable to decide. you’re good with people but tend to hold most of them at a distance to avoid getting hurt.

Scorpio: you have a wild sense of humor and are rather sarcastic, but it’s mostly there to cover up your insecurities and feelings. you’re passionate but try to keep it subdued (and it works quite well, if i’m honest). it’s alright to have feelings. i don’t know exactly who hurt you in the past, but you don’t need to hide your emotions behind a quirky persona. it’s okay to let it out and just be

Sagittarius: you’re very sarcastic and funny and sometimes just plain mean on the outside, but you’re so sweet and gentle and kind on the inside; the contrast always makes me melt a little. you’re quite intelligent and try to see the bright side even if it’s hard. you don’t like sharing personal information or revealing how you feel easily. you genuinely care for your friends and want to help them.

Capricorn: i worry about you. you’re hardworking and diligent but somehow lazy at the same time. you’re also hard on yourself and have deep insecurities and strong feelings about things that you hide rather than open up about. you’re bitingly sarcastic and i love your sense of humor. you’re also incredibly kind to others, which can hurt you when others don’t show you the same kindness.

Aquarius: flighty. you’re kind and compassionate on the outside but hold a deeply-rooted bitterness within you. i dislike how you always blame everyone but yourself for your own problems, especially when they could be easily resolved if you simply lightened up a bit. part of me wonders if you care more about global and societal issues because you don’t know how to deal with the personal ones. 

Pisces: you’re passionate and emotionally fragile, though experience has taught you to hide it behind walls. when you love, it’s with full force and zero inhibitions; that’s why you get hurt so easily. you’re not easy to understand and people have ostracized you because they misinterpret your words or actions. i feel sorry for you, but at the same time i know that misguided pity is the last thing you want. 

The signs as excellent horror films

Aries: Alien (1979)

Taurus: The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Gemini: The Shining (1980)

Cancer: It Follows (2015)

Leo: Rosemary’s Baby (1968)

Virgo: The Exorcist (1974)

Libra: Goodnight Mommy (Ich seh, Ich seh) (2014)

Scorpio: The Babadook (2014)

Sagittarius: Black Swan (2010)

Capricorn: Les Diaboliques (1955)

Aquarius: The Blair Witch Project (1999)

Pisces: Misery (1990)

The Signs On Their Period

Aries: Unstoppable; tampons let her stay as active as she’d like and lots of water keeps the cramps away

Taurus: Very grumpy; wears sweats and eats chocolate all day

Gemini: Tells everyone that sees her that she’s on her period so they won’t bother her

Cancer: Lies on either her boyfriend’s or bestfriend’s lap and whines innocently until they rub her stomach

Leo: Bitching and being overdramatic; cursing God out for giving her a vagina

Virgo: Tries to be as normal and perfect as possible so no one knows her vagina bleeds; changes tampons every hour

Libra: Silently suffering and wondering how it could possibly be fair for women to go through unimaginable pain that men will never understand

Scorpio: Has an attitude with everyone for apparently no reason and just expects them to know she’s on her period and not feeling well

Sagittarius: Pops a few Tylenol and pads in her bag and is ready to face whatever the day brings her

Capricorn: The one time she is actually vulnerable; spends three days straight throwing up while clutching her abdomen

Aquarius: Carelessly wears white, frequently forgets she is bleeding, and usually has to ask to borrow a pad as she always seems to forget to put extras in her bag

Pisces: Just as cheery as always, until the cramps start kicking in and she realizes she left her drug tote at home

-Deja

Oh noes, Scooby and Shaggy are gonna crash into a sign!

We see sign…

…we see crash into sign…

…we see… the sign still there, afterwards?

Hm. I guess they must have missed i–

Oh! Never mind, they did hit the sign after all. Hit it so hard, in fact…

…that it magically changed from brown with white text to white with black text.

As they speed along, the snow blows off the sign, revealing the letters benea–

…oh. Never mind, I guess the sign teleported the snow back for the closeup, so it could blow off again…

….and also made Shaggy’s sweater and leg change color, because if you were a magic sign, wouldn’t you?

Magic Sign does as Magic Sign pleases.

After accomplishing its mission, Magic Sign realizes its sacred duty is complete…

and teleports away in the wide shot, returning to its home on planet Signtopia.

Godspeed, magic sign… we shall remember your powers of shirt-color-changing and snow teleportation for generations to come.

the signs as friends that every squad needs

Aries: The Hypeman. No one can quite start a party like an Aries.

Taurus: The Doc. Smart and practical. The mastermind behind everything.

Gemini: The Flirt. Beautiful and fierce. Geminis seem to be able to get away with anything.

Cancer: The Chef. Cooks the most amazing food. Definitely go to a Cancer’s for Thanksgiving.

Leo: The Royal. Rich or not, everything a Leo does exudes grace and majesty.

Virgo: The Ace. Pretty good at everything, whether they think so or not.

Libra: The Sherlock. Good luck lying to a Libra, they can see right through any nonsense. Gives the best advice.

Scorpio: The Dark, Tall, and Handsome. Scorpios know it. We know it. No one will ever admit it.

Sagittarius: The Adventurer. There’s no such thing as boring when you hang with a Sagittarius.

Capricorn: The CEO. Somehow gets everything done while styling out.

Aquarius: The Artist. An Aquarius’ “not so good” is better than your masterpiece.

Pisces: The Therapist. Pisces will be the shoulder you cry on and the hugs you remember.

Habits

AIRES: Doing what makes them confident
TAURUS: Giving unwanted opinions
GEMINI: Offending someone without knowing it (or caring)
CANCER: Obsessing over photos or family
LEO: Competing over the smallest things
VIRGO: Offering people that fifth chance to improve
LIBRA: Showing strangers your “good” side
SCORPIO: Hiding valuable items and inner self
SAGGITTARIUS: Getting caught up in the “high” parts of your life
CARPRICORN: Blame blame blame then nag
AQUARIUS: Repeating thoughts and words to prove a point
PISCES: Self loathing to get close to others

The Signs As Cat Breeds

Aries: Egyptian Mau (athletic and active)

Taurus: Siamese (Vocal, affectionate, active; can be insistent)

Gemini: Burmese (People oriented, affectionate)

Cancer: Chartreux (Quickly become attached to their family)

Leo: Siberian (Large and powerful)

Virgo: Somali (Busy, active, agenda-driven and affectionate)

Libra: RagaMuffin (Docile, people loving and affectionate)

Scorpio: Russian Blue (Graceful, playful and quiet)

Sagittarius: Turkish Angora (Busy, curious)

Capricorn: Singapura (Sweet, demanding, affectionate and occasionally bossy)

Aquarius: European Burmese (Highly intelligent, affectionate and extremely loyal)

Pisces: Turkish Van (Sweet and interested; enjoy water)