aries: game of thrones
I’d skin you alive for wine.
taurus: grey’s anatomy
You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it.
gemini: orange is the new black
I’m an angel of God. I mean, look at my dress!
You never give up on family. Ever.
leo: american horror story
Either crown me or kiss my ass.
You are a warrior – never reckless, never naive. Too smart to let fear drive you.
libra: parks and rec
When I bet on horses, I never lose. Why? I bet on all the horses.
scorpio: pretty little liars
That pageant world is squeaky clean and last week you were modeling a HAZMAT suit and pushing a barrel around with a liquefied friend in it.
sagittarius: how to get away with murder
Seriously, just cause my facial hair isn’t exactly as luscious as yours, doesn’t mean I can’t still kick your ass.
I would rather go back fighting, than receive such scant justice.
aquarius: bob’s burgers
Stronger and gayer than ever. That’s our motto.
pisces: adventure time
I’m freakin’ all about sugar… but I’m even more all about feeding hobos!