fnv*

fallout new vegas mod that does nothing but change the name of the quest where u confront benny gecko from “Ring-a-Ding-Ding” to “Ding-Dong It’s Me (The Big Weird Man)”

Thinking about the ending of fnv is very surreal, bc really despite it basically being the courier’s choice in how it’s run, really the courier never gets to run it them self (unless you kind of go off canon w independent I guess idk)
But that’s just what I think is cool, but this also just might be my interpretation of the whole thing entirely. Just someone who started out as a wild card n returned back to being a no one.

Haha, eh,

anonymous asked:

So I got FNV on steam on Black Friday, and have some lovely mods going. This is my first time playing on pc, 360 just constantly crashed and became unplayable so I didn't get far in the game. I'm a very cute bi prostitute with a black cowboy hat and Maria, and Veronica is my lesbian friend/slash bodyguard! She loves to punch things!!! I'm so happy ;D

im glad! try the new vegas bounties series, the third one is great and well worth the build up! (2 is rly hard tho and basically skippable lmao) i also recommend fallout character overhaul and weapons of the new millenia (i think thts what its called) and ummm. niner! niner is very cute. look into the community’s lighting and weather overhauls too (altho the most popular overhaul (mojave skies i think?) is way 2 much, dont use it)

also project brazil (which isnt what it sounds like) is the only total conversion mod worth playing but its 😘👌 excellent, i recommend it highly (u’d have to back up yr install and make a new one tho)

hav fun! hav fun!!!

y’know sometimes I really think about how Fallout New Vegas was an actual game that happened 

like, this was a game in a series that’s about a post-apocalyptic wasteland with a 50′s esque setting. The main character is usually from a vault or has a connection to a vault and has some goal that mostly involved saving someone, you tend to run around a shithole filled with mutated abominations and bloodthirsty raiders

and then you get this game that just 

like Fallout New Vegas was a game that included: 

  • mass murdering roman legionary cosplayers 
  • post apocalyptic cowboys and cowboy robots 
  • a dominatrix zombie 
  • a sexbot called ‘Fisto’ that you can test-fuck 
  • an entire clan of Elvis impersonators 
  • Chandler from Friends 
  • fucking giant killer wasps twice the size of a person
  • a bunch of Genghis Khan cosplayers 
  • old ladies that try to mug you with rolling pins
  • a casino that’s secretly a bunch of cannibals 

And the main character, well

Fallout 1: Your from a Vault and you have to find a water chip to save your vault.
Fallout 2: you’re from a tribe descended from a vault and you have to find a GECK to save you village.
Fallout 3: your from a vault and you have to find your dad and save the wasteland. 

Fallout New Vegas: You’re a fucking mailman from christ knows where and you have to find the asshole who shot you and then fuck up the mojave two ways from sunday. 

I dunno I just think this game was a wondrous masterpiece 

courier 6 is basically florida man
  • Nevada Man survives two bullets, beds the shooter
  • Nevada Man doesn’t know what fish are
  • Nevada Man fights army of roman empire cosplayers
  • Nevada Man sends zombies into space
  • Nevada Man fights giant mantises to the death in an arena
  • Nevada Man gets his brains scooped out, doesn’t die
  • Nevada Man gets fisted by robot prostitute
  • Nevada Man hates Johnny Guitar
  • Nevada Man serves faithful companion as dinner
  • Nevada Man gets mistaken for grandchild by giant blue lady
  • Nevada Man wishes he had spurs that jingle jangle jingle
  • Nevada Man kills the president, walks away wearing pajamas
  • Nevada Man gets his shit wrecked by giant wasps
  • Nevada Man breaks world record sarsaparilla soda consumed/minute
  • Nevada Man murders person(s) for their cool outfit
  • Nevada Man sells his house doctor into slavery
  • Nevada Man has no idea how to play card game
  • Nevada Man kicked out of casino for being too lucky
  • Nevada Man debates philosophy in front of nuke
  • Nevada Man says fuck you, attacks with robot army