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I HAVE SUCH A DELICIOUS SANDWICH 

I mean really, I did a good job with this sandwich. A+ sandwich making skills. The way I aligned the ham with the edge of the crusty roll? Perf. Best Director of sandwich fillings at the Academy Awards for me, please.

I am actually here to apologise for the delay on the Sleipnir myth, which was caused by my uncle going on holiday without telling anyone and forcing us all to take on Dementia Duty in shifts, but now he has returned from his impromptu vacation and I shall be mything it up good and proper this evening, with the aim of getting the myth out by the weekend! I have also planned a few small extras because everyone has been so patient, so if those pan out, next week should actually be pretty darn mythical. 

And now back to sandwich nirvana.