fml :)))))))))))

evverybody should knoww that kar wwas gifted that daddy datin sim game a couple days ago an hes already played through to the end once an taken a kazillion screenshots an hell probably start typin up his revvieww once hes played a little more an the wworst part is i been wwatchin the entire time cause it wwas distractin to me an sort a engagin i guess an noww a little piece a me is dead forevver

Great comments I've overheard this week

A very, very middle class young woman talking to her very, very middle class friends say “it’s always a shame when you see someone wearing a great outfit, and then they’ve accessorised it with a crucifix. I mean, have you heard of diamonds?”

Two men doing construction work and one saying “do you want to hear my joke of the week? Finished a puzzle last night. The box said ‘2-4 years’. Reckon I’m some kind of genius, because it only took me a month.”

A very smartly dressed old woman in the bookshop looking for a book about bees, saying to the cashier “I collect bees, you know. I have about thirty. All dead, of course,” to which the cashier replied “oh no, did you have a hive collapse?” to which the old woman said “no, I just pick them up when I find them dead in the street and take them home.”

A drunk man coming out of the pub and crying “Christ, my shoelaces are untied again!” They were not, in fact, untied.

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                         “I found love where it wasn’t supposed to be
                                              Right in front of me….

(Requested by @lydias-martin).