fmk meme

BTS in the US
  • Interviewer: Last question, what does the members like about Rap monster? What makes him a good leader?
  • Jin (in Korean): Who said he was a good leader?
  • Suga (in Korean): I need 3 days, 6 hours, 50 minutes and 30 seconds to answer that
  • J-hope (in Korean): C'mon guys he's not that bad..
  • Taehyung (in Korean): But he is tho, remember when he lost Jungkook 5 times!!
  • Jimin (in Korean): Remember when he walked in to the dorms and suddenly five was injured and 2 went missing!!
  • Jungkook (in Korean): I'ts a miracle that we're still alive after all these years and all the "accidents"
  • Interviewer: (waiting for translation)
  • Rap monster: ...they can't decide what they love about me the most, they just love too much...
I'm not your meme source

I’m not your meme source, I love rebloging memes but it’s so disheartening when I reblog one and then EVERYONE on my dash starts rebloging it from me and I don’t get any back. Yes, some memes you can’t send back; but if it’s a headcanon symbol meme, a munday meme, a fmk, or even a ‘tell me what you like about my rp style’ SEND IT BACK TO ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! It makes me feel like you don’t even value my interactions when you just use me for ask memes. And lemme tell you how that feels: not good.

friends-of-magic  asked:

For the FMK game: INTP, INFJ, ISTJ

FMK: MBTI Edition

  • Fight crime with: ISTJ; I’d be the dorky sidekick in this situation. It’d be pretty fun, I think. 
  • Meet on an epic quest: INFJ; they’re the one sending me on my quest and they come in occasionally during my time of need.
  • Keep on speed dial: INTP; someone who would understand my thought process during a life crisis or something would be very much welcomed.

anonymous asked:

For that character ask meme- Felix Lopez Agent Maine

oh man my spanish hasn’t been good in YEARS. but if he’s my mcdonalds trainer he’ll be really handy for customers that are still learning english but speak spanish, which is always my Sweating Intensifies scenario for any hypothetical customer service position. (if he’s not a robot, i bet you after a few weeks he turns out to totally be fluent in english, he just doesn’t give a fuck.)

this time felix can be my lab partner, but if he stops showing up i’m getting a new one. *eyes emoji at vanessa* if he tries to show off by actually participating we might actually have a halfway good time. (but no elevator for him ever. see this post. lmfao.)

maine is my elevator buddy <3 <3 <3 we might not talk much, but if i sit down and have a meltdown, i have no doubts whatsoever this giant bear of a man is going to come sit next to me while we wait out the hours. please take a moment to imagine his head lifting when people finally get to us, but he doesn’t move because i’m asleep on his bicep. #charmed

BTS at the BBMAS
  • (Sitting next to Justin Bieber)
  • Jin: hi, I'm jin. You know anneyonghassayo?
  • Justin: yeah
  • Suga: dis..(points at Justin's necklace) dis 3 dollar chain?
  • Justin: what! No it's expensive
  • J-hope: (goes a bit too close and whispers) I hate snakeu
  • Justin: ...okay
  • Jungkook: (mouths I love you @ JB)
  • Justin: ....
  • Justin: (looking at Jimin)
  • Justin: you seem like the normal one here lol, what's your name man?
  • Jimin, with the cutest smile on his face: hi ^^
  • Justin: ...(triggered bc Jimin is really cute)
  • Rap monster: I apologize for all this, we're really nervous that's why
  • Justin, not paying attention to RM, still looking at Jimin: ..I'm gay
  • Justin: ...I MEANT IT's okay...
Monsta x ask game

💗- who is your bias in monsta x?
💖- who was your very first bias?
⭐️- why is your bias your bias?
💝- how long have you been a monsta x stan?
✨- why did you become a monsta x stan?
💭- what was your favorite era?
🎤- rapper line or vocal line?
👊🏽- hyung-line or maknae-line?
🤙🏽- monsta x or memesta x?
🎶- what’s your favorite title track monsta x song?
🎵- favorite non-title track song?
🗣- share an unpopular opinion about anything related to monsta x
💀- share your favorite meme
😏- fmk (pick 3 monsta x members)
🎥- favorite monsta x mv?
🏆- share your favorite monsta x moment
👨‍❤️‍👨- who do you ship in monsta x?
👬- favorite brotps?
❌- any notps?
👀- name one member who isn’t your bias but…
✏️- share your fics (if you have any)
📝- your favorite monsta x fics?
😫- have you ever seen monsta x live?
🌚-if monsta x was on a deserted island, who would be the first to go and why?
💫- if you could tell one member one thing, what would it be?
✍🏽- write a poem about monsta x
🌝- (person asking the question chooses scenario) who is most likely to…
🎨- make an edit/gifset/moodboard/etc of choice member
📢- say one thing you’ve been wanting to say about monsta x but haven’t
🚫- a fandom “joke” you thing is overused and disagree with
❓- did you watch no.mercy?
😂- favorite variety show monsta x has done?
🤷🏽‍♀️- All in or stuck?
🤷🏽‍♂️- rush or trespass?
🙋🏽‍♂️- beautiful or fighter?
🙋🏽- hero kpop or hero Jpop?
🕺🏽- fave dance mv?
💃🏽- favorite choreography?
👽- favorite mv concept?

☺️- tag your favorite monsta x blog(s)

♋️- do you share a sign with anyone in monsta x?

👫- a quality you and your bias share?

🤝- are you the same age as anyone in monsta x?

anonymous asked:


FMK: MBTI Edition

  • Fight crime with: INTP; we’d be a beautiful disaster.
  • Meet on an epic quest: INTJ; we figure out we’re heading in the same direction so why not travel together? Of course we casually fight some monsters along the way. It’s nbd.
  • Keep on speed dial: INFJ; sometimes you just need someone to lend an ear on a moment’s notice, you know?

chxsingthemoon  asked:

Acheron, Ishvara, Min

“Alrighty, so we’re doin’ this sort o’ shite now are we? Well’n… I guess I’d fuck Acheron, t’be ‘onest I think th’guy’s a good lookin’ one, an’ as Keeper males go ‘e ain’t that bad either, I mean… ‘e could do with a lesson on who’s in charge, so I s’pose I’d ‘ave t’ ye know, give ‘im that… An’ ‘e’d love a touch from a goddess like myself. That an’ ye know, ‘e’s told me that… Anyway, I’d marry Min, that ain’t a ‘ard decision at all in th’slightest, who wouldn’t want t’marry someone as small, fluffy an’ amazin’ as she is? That an’ uh… I’d still get t’fuck ‘er anyway, ye know? An’ uh… Sorry Ishvara, I don’t recognise th’name so… Yer a goner, mate. ‘Pologies an’ all that.” 

Mention: @minquisitor

Things to send me:

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•Show me your favorite memes
•Ask me literally anything
•Request stuff
•Would you rather
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•Give me song/movie/TV show recommendations
•^^Or ask me for some
•Tell me something random that has happened to you
•Anything else you can come up with

directium  asked:

New FMK: Alpha, Epsilon, Leonard


with that said. epsilon would maybe make that bearable. alpha is too fucking cranky, i don’t want to be made to cry on the damn job. although if i did cry, he’d probably ease off for a bit, oh my god my slytherin is showing. anyway i pick epsilon because he’s a sucker for good synergy and getting shit done, so once i acclimated we’d kick ass.


….the other two.

my memory of the BGC is too spotty for me to know off the cuff whether alpha would be a good lab partner, but i feel like he’d be unreliable as fuck, then try and turn it all around when our grades were failing, but it’d be too late. but leonard would be the worst, full stop, so shit, i’ll take my chances with fuckhead mcghost.

leonard can be my elevator buddy, because as soon as we got stuck he would do his annoying take-charge thing, but that’s the scenario where i would actually need that. and then when it was clear we were stuck, he would shut the fuck up and keep to himself while i took a nap in the corner. (epsilon would Die.) 

i wonder if he would eventually crack and speak. now that would be interesting.

anonymous asked:

Istp infp estj

FMK: MBTI Edition

  • Fight crime with: INFP; this dynamic intrigues me, actually. I think we would balance each other out but also complement each other.
  • Meet on an epic quest: ESTJ; they’d probably keep me alive and make the sure the quest was, you know, actually completed.
  • Keep on speed dial: ISTP so we can talk about our stupid ideas and because they’d probably be down to do weird stuff at like 3 in the morning; probably fight crime with me on INFP’s off days tbh.

anonymous asked:

for the game: felix, the director, doc

hOLy fuCk

FUCK! this is awful. i love it.

let’s just get it out of the way: i hate felix. i love to hate him, but i do in fact hate him. it’s passionate. if we get stuck in an elevator for 10 hours i’m either going to provoke him into killing me, or walk out pregnant. so he can be my loser mcdonalds trainer who never does enough work but always manages to look good when he needs to. asshole.

which means either leonard is now my lab partner and making me want to hit him in the face any time we have Science Discourse, or doc is working really hard but still getting everything wrong :\ why has this turned into a tutoring arrangement :\\ but if doc is my elevator buddy i would want TO DIE. i love him with donut, but i legit cannot deal with him for more than 2 minutes at a time, he makes me want to slam my head into a wall if he’s allowed to talk too much. (the extremes on the RVB Competency Scale is the freelancers on one end, and docnut on the other. i looooooooooove donut. still would put him anywhere else than in that elevator. 10 hours. fuuuuuuuuuck.)

unfortunately, leonard also makes me want to slam my head into walls, so no matter what i pick for these nerds after felix, i still lose. let’s go with doc in the lab and leonard in the elevator again, that’s how much i do not ever want to be put in a position where leonard and i are “peers”.

red: 1, daddy issues: over 9000.