fma bloopers

by popular demand, my reactions to the FMA:B blooper real

(note: because i watched this on YouTube and this is the English cast, there are no subtitles. to give context, the lines are below the pictures in italics)

Al, terrifyingly calm: how about i push you off this roof and break the arm you just got back?

DEAR GOD, AL!

Hohenheim: Jeremiah was a bullfrog. was a good friend of mine.

oh no it’s stUCK IN MY HEAD!!!!!!

General Armstrong: flowers suck ass

what do you mean this isn’t canon?

Scar: your face ASPLODE

vintage memes!

Truth, offscreen: but will he be coming back for you?
Al: he won’t. that’s the end.

roll credits?

Heinkel: you brothers…really are something
Al: I’M TRYING TO SAVE YOUR LIFE, ASSHOLE!

man, Al is in this a lot!

Wrath, offscreen: tell me, what is your real name?
Scar: My name?… Fuck you

again, isn’t this just canon?

Al, offscreen: so, i’ve been thinking about something lately.
Ed: me too. i think we should try to bring mom back.

no no no no NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Greeling, offscreen: now will you please put on a fucking shirt?

nooooooo, alex, it’s okay! you do you!