flying lessons

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my thoughts are clouded with ‘almost’s and ‘what if’s

headcanon 1st yr, charms and booms
  • -Charms Class-
  • Ron: Wingardium Leviosa!
  • Hermione: You're saying it wrong...It's Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa, make the "gar" nice and long.
  • Ron: (-.-)
  • -Flying Class-
  • Hermione: Up! Up! Up! *broom bounces around the ground*
  • Ron: *mimicking Hermione* What a bloody shame. You're saying it wrong. Its uP, not uPA, make the P pop don't dragged out. Like this...
  • Hermione: (>_<)
  • Ron: UP! *broom snaps up and smacks him in the face*
  • Harry: hahahahahaha
  • Ron: Shut Up Harry *broom hits his face again*
  • Hermione: Haha, maybe it is You who should Shut uP! *broom snaps up into her hand* :O
  • Madame Hooch: Very good Miss. Granger, see you just need to mean it when you say it.

Being the Weasley Twins’ best friend would include…

Originally posted by asociallyunsocialfangirl

- Meeting them at detention and instantly liking each other

- They would recognize you, but you didn’t talk to them so far, which is why all of you would be even more surprised by how much you have in common

- Starting to elaborate even more mischievous ideas during detention

- It wouldn’t take long for the three of you to basically be attached to the hip, since everything seems to be even more fun if all of you are involved

- Ron being not really thrilled by the idea of having one more person teasing him all the time

- Ginny looking up to you because she sees you as some kind of big sister

- Molly absolutely adoring you and treating you like a daughter

- Getting a personalized sweater as well every christmas

- All the teachers having quite a hard time when they have to teach a class that all three of you attend

- You cheering them on during their Quidditch matches

- Them deciding to give you extra flying lessons to get you into the Quidditch team as well

- Deciding to test some of the boys’ new inventions on a suitable test rabbit

- Professor Snape not really feeling that honored to be choosen as said test rabbit

- The three of you having to reorganize the potions chamber as a detention

- Inconspiciously ‘borrowing’ some things that might come in handy at some point

- The three of you going through everything together because somehow you always manage to find the positive sides about everything

the signs as terrible stage cues from Harry Potter and the Cursed Child

Aries: “Its a lame trick. Everyone enjoys its lameness.”
Taurus: “And suddenly a flying lesson is happening with MADAM HOOCH.”
Gemini:DRACO MALFOY, his robes perfect, his blond ponytail precisely placed…”
Cancer:SCORPIUS runs on –– with big hopes and an even bigger case.”
Leo: “She picks up a Pumpkin Pasty. She throws it like a grenade. It explodes.”
Virgo: “Ron enters on a staircase, his side parting now super-aggressive.” 
Libra: “PROFESSOR McGONNGALL is full of unhappiness, HARRY is full of purpose, GINNY is not sure what she’s supposed to be.”
Scorpio: “DRACO bounces HARRY up and down on the table.
Sagittarius: “ALBUS hands SCORPIUS some green foliage in a bag.”
Capricorn: "SNAPE and HERMIONE both know what this means.”
Aquarius: “DRACO walks up to the stage and stands beside GINNY. This is almost a Spartacus moment. There are gasps.”
Pisces: "RON is sitting on HERMIONE’S desk, eating porridge.”

at the garrison

lance: *stares at keith* look at him, so mysterious. he’s staring off into the distance- he’s probably thinking about deep, philosophical shit- or about the flying simulator next lesson. i wonder if anyone is as serious as he is about becoming a pilot…

keith’s internal monologue: I ROLL UP TO THE CAR WHILE I’M RAPPING TO THE BEAT, I’M SO HARDCORE THAT I TAKE THE FRONT SEAT. I RIDE SHOTGUN LIKE A NICE YOUNG MA-

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for those of you who don’t visit the actual blog

Philosopher’s Stone

the boy who lived

the vanishing glass - AU with Wolfstar

letters from no one

diagon alley

platform 9¾

sorting ceremony

the potions master - AU with Wolfstar

troll in the dungeon

flying lessons

the midnight duel

gryffindor vs. slyhterin

the invisibility cloak

mirror of erised

Chamber of Secrets

whomping willow

the chamber of secrets

Prisoner of Azkaban

aunt marge’s big mistake

professor lupin

expecto patronum

the map

cat, rat & dog

Goblet of Fire

alastor “mad-eye” moody

the goblet of fire

hungarian horntail

the second task

flesh, blood & bone

Order of the Phoenix

detention

closed ward

occlumency lessons

cho

snape’s worst memory

behind the veil

Half-Blood Prince

redhead

Deathly Hallows

coward

regulus arcturus black

godric’s hollow - AU with Wolfstar

Teddy Remus Lupin

Epilogue

my moony

leather & gasoline

Albus Severus Potter

James Sirius Potter

Lily Luna Potter

the hufflepuff

the slytherin

AU

the talk

Flying lesson
  • Madam Hooch: Longbottom, come back down!!!
  • Neville: What?? I can't hear you from here!
  • Justin: aow. It'd be useful to have a megaphone.
  • Draco: Idiot. Muggle stuff don't work at Hogwarts..
  • Hermione: Got it, Malfoy! *high five*
  • Draco: *high five back*
  • Draco: wait, why are we high-
  • Hermione: ehh..
  • Draco: let's forget this, alright?
  • Hermione: ..
  • Draco: Hermione?!
  • Hermione: ..
  • Draco: ehm, Granger?
  • Hermione: ..
MCGA HAMMER OF THOR SPOILERS bullet list for all your Fangirling Needs™ BELOW

Come rant with me about

  • Samirah’s flying lessons 

I MEAN IT WAS A GIFT FROM AMIR’S FAMILY HOW FUCKING SWEET IS THAT

  • Samirah failing at Valkyrie vision hahahahahahahaha
  • The crowd going OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH at Amir saying I love you LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  • Samirah blushing in general yes give me more thank you
  • Otis the goat turning up in
  • a trenchcoat and sunglasses
  • The chapter titles, Exhibit A: Your Standard Rooftop Chase (WAS THAT A FUCKING PUN) Scene with Talking Swords and Ninjas
  • Hearthstone? More like Hearthrob. Am I Right?
  • Another sword had a point pun
  • The Return of Falafel

FUCKING CANON GENDER FLUID CHARACTER 

  • CANON MAGNUS IS NOT STRAIGHT 
  • UNDERCUT?!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAGNUS?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AGAIN FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK, AN OPENLY GENDER FLUID CHARACTER, GOES WITH PRONOUNS SHE/HER OR HE/HIM 

  • The name is Alex Fierro
  • I DREW HIM/HER!!! SEE IT HERE!!!
  • I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING THERE’S AN OPEN DISCUSSION AND EVERYTHING ABOUT IT AND HERE I AM RIP
  • Hearthstone’s ASSHOLE, HORRIFYING Father, backstory
  • Hearthstone is a hearthrob lmfao
  • Heimdall taking selfies
  • BLITZSTONE SO MUCH BLITZSTONE OH MY GODS. LIKE BLITZ LITERALLY ROCKS HIM BACK AND FORTH AND HUGS AND HOLDING HANDS AND EYE CONTACT AND EVERYTHING LIKE HE CALLS HIM MY ELF
  • More Shipper!Magnus
  • MalloryxGunderson is canon
  • Calling asshole parents out for abuse and kicking out their children
  • How a lot of queer children experience homelessness
  • because of the asshole parents
  • SO MUCH ABOUT GENDER FLUIDITY IN GENERAL, Mythologically speaking or present day 
  • I’M CRYING, I’M SO HAPPY THIS IS IN A PLACE WHERE KIDS CAN LEARN AND ACCEPT THEMSELVES, REPRESENTATION MATTERS SO MUCH AND THIS GUY KEEPS BRINGING IT

Alex Fierro is so fucking badass 

  • S/he decapitated Magnus with a garrote to save his life, to explain the chapter title
  • I Am Saved From Certain Death by Being Killed
  • Shipped Alex and Magnus at the speed of light
  • NOT EVEN KIDDING. And the 19 hallmates are all like it’s okay to be attracted, Magnus, the cheeky bastards I love them
  • Thor in PIGTAILS?!!! 
  • Backstory of Thor in a wedding dress O_O bahahaha
  • Loki gets freed -_- 
  • Samirah FLIES THE PLANE
  • Magnus never flew by plane before *laughs at fingernail impressions on seat handles*
  • Alex is also a shape shifter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With seemingly a lot more control over her/his powers
  • Alex can sculpt!!! S/he is a sculptor!!! 
  • They petrify Blitzen so that the stab wound inflicted by Randolph doesn’t kill him holy crap
  • That’s why they had to go see THE ASSHOLE Father of Hearthstone the dickhead to get a stone to save him basically

ANNABETH SAYS “YOU CAN’T GIVE UP ON FAMILY” AND I CRY FOR A FEW BILLION YEARS AND LOL OLD WOUNDS FRESH

  • Anyway, RIP Randolph 
  • The humour was just as brilliant as usual, I enjoyed the book so much!!!
  • More of Blitzen’s fashion
  • JACK THE SWORD SINGING TAYLOR SWIFT
  • Cheese graters gonna grate grate grate grate grate
  • And SELENA GOMEZ TOO THIS TIME HAHAHAH HANDS TO MYSELF LMFAO
  • And Jack, I quote Magnus, has a better social life than him
  • Like he goes on dates and crushes on other swords and spears and everything. 
  • He’s so hilarious! at one point there were a bunch of daggers and Jack started spazzing over them like they were puppies
  • LMFAO I like Jack a lot hahahahahaha
  • Squirrels in the Window May Be Larger Than They Appear
  • hahahahahahahahahahah
  • MAGNUS CHASE IS GOING TO MEET ANNABETH’S BOYFRIEND AKA PERCY JACKSON
  • LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE, HE DOESN’T LIKE BLUE, PEN SWORDS ARE STUPID AND EVERYTHING I CAN’T WAIT FOR BOOK III HAHAHAHAHAHHA

I just had a blast reading this book WHAT AN EXPERIENCE <3 

The next book is going to be titled The Ship of the Dead

-okay, PLEASE COME OVER AND SPAZ WITH ME AND FEEL FREE TO ASK QUESTIONS I NEED TO SCREAM WITH SOMEBODY!!!!!!! 

xoxo

It upsets me that, ever since Cursed Child came out, people only do fan stuff that follow that storyline, instead of imagining something else. I miss the days where there was fanfic and fanart of Gryffindor Albus who loved herbology, or Hufflepuff Scorpius who struggled with flying lessons, or Ravenclaw Rose who liked to pull pranks. Now all I find is emo angst loner Albus, corny jokes Scorpius, and mean girl popular girl Rose. I Hate it.