flyin in the night


Hit ‘em ‘ard and hit ‘em low!

More akin to an airborne plague of locusts than a proper squadron in the eyes of the Imperium, Reapa Skwadron is a rag-tag group of Ork attack aircraft that have managed to become somewhat proficient in not crashing* every sortie, enough to become a credible threat. Their ranks include an eclectic collection of aircraft, including:

- Da Thundabolt, the current skwadron command craft.

- Da Blitza, a strike bomber equipped with heavy ‘boom bomms’. 

- Jagtoof, the former skwadron command craft. A rare breed of Dakkajet with a turret.

- Zog Off!, ‘Mad’ Zoggins’ personal death machine. Prone to ramming things its guns can’t damage, to varying effect.

- Da MiG, the skwadron’s ‘yoof’, yet to acquire kills in battle.

- Da Krimsun Komet, Big Mek Wagznabul’s magnum opus and personal Wazbom Blastajet.

- Orkbird**, a Voidraven looted in unknown circumstances, though the pilot looks suspiciously like a Kommando…

- Flamin’ Mork, a Burna Bommer so haphazardly made that not even the Mekboys know how the thing works properly.

- Da Flyin’ Wing, a looted Necron Croissant Night Scythe turned into a fast Blitza Bommer.

- ‘elldiva, another Blitza Bommer, distinguished by its ‘U’ shaped tail.

- Flamebelcha, a Burna Bommer, juuust about visible at the back of the last picture (I ran out of uploads).

They’re not all finished by any stretch, and you’ve all seen the Blastajet before. Nevertheless, here’s the Orky Air Horde in all its magnificence. The group shots are from a mass Aeronautica game where I formed an entire team by myself, and promptly lost horribly because of Tau Barracuda shenanigans and the fact that Ork airplanes are made of wet paper.

*Excluding when landing.

**A reference to the Arkbird, not the Orkney Islands as someone once suggested.


Under the cut is ### lines from the classic stars ranging from the 1920′s onward which I think can be used as verse names. I think they’re all kind of cute and interesting and different because of where they’ve been sourced from. You can like & reblog if you find this at all helpful. I’ll probably add onto this at a later date; since there’s so many talented individuals I missed out. ( I got a bit lazy near the end; so I will go through the later artists later on as well as adding more. I also tried my best to label each song with the right performer but they’ve all covered each others’ stuff and so some of it might be wrong. )

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“Plan 9 From Outerspace” {Starter Sentences}

notes: this dialogue is terrible. great for crack threads.

  • My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?
  • One thing’s sure: Inspector _____ is dead — murdered — and somebody’s responsible!
  • For a time we tried to contact them by radio but no response.
  • A flying saucer? You mean the kind from up there?
  • ____, you’ll be out of that uniform before you know it.
  • This is the most fantastic story I’ve ever heard.
  • Now you just hold on, Buster.
  • In my land, women are for advancing the race, not for fighting man’s battles.
  • Perhaps, on your way home, someone will pass you in the dark, and you will never know it… for they will be from outer space.
  • Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead.
  • You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  • Ha, crazy kid.
  • Visits? That would indicate visitors.
  • At the funeral of the old man, unknown to his mourners, his DEAD WIFE was watching!
  • Then they attacked a town, a small town I’ll admit, but never the less a town of people, people who died
  • Aww, why do I always get the spook details?
  • I’m muzzled by army brass!
  • My friend, you have seen this incident, based on sworn testimony.
  • Well, as long as they can think - we’ll have our problems.
  • Now toddle off and fly your flying machine.
  • We once laughed at the horseless carriage, the aeroplane, the telephone, the electric light, vitamins, radio, and even television.
  • I’ll bet my badge that we haven’t seen the last of those weirdies.
  • It is even more of a shock when Death, the Proud Brother, comes suddenly without warning.
  • Last night I saw a flyin’ object that couldn’t a possibly been from this planet, but I can’t talk about it.
  • What friends?
  • It’s because of men like you that all must be destroyed.
  • You are on the verge of destroying the entire universe.
  • Their own dead will be used to make them accept our existence and believe in that fact
West Coast (Lucifer Morningstar)

Character: Lucifer Morningstar
Words: 1920
Warning(s): Idk how to do warnings, just some sex mention i guess.
A/N: Okay so this request made me really love the song. I have never really listen to Lana Del Rey but I really like this song. I will night be using all the lyrics, just because they are repeative and long. I’m so sorry if I butchered your request at all. I migh make a sequal to this if there is enough feed back ovo.
Request: Do you write song fics? If so, can you do a one shot based off of the song West Coast by Lana Del Rey with Lucifer Morningstar? If you don’t want to that’s okay.I love your blog! Keep up the good work! Thanks! :)  (@fandoms-pizza-wifi-ym13 )
Song: West Coast by Lana Del Rey

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I figured out the problem with Erick Rowan.

Its 2014, he just doesn’t fit in. If ever there was a throwback to the territory days, it’s Erick Rowan. He should be coming out in trunks and a fur vest with Skandor Akbar as his manager. He seems so out of place teaming with Luke Harper against The Usos because he should be teaming with Nord The Barbarian against The Samoan Swat Team. WWE Tag Team champion? I guess, but really he should be going after the WCCW, UWF, and AWA belts. Eventually he’ll get signed to the WWF. He can go over there with Nord and they’ll be The Berzerkers, Nord & Ruud. After a feud with The Bushwhackers and a few failed tag title shots against the likes of Demolition, The Hart Foundation, and former AWA rivals Hawk & Animal, Ruud would get fired after a backstage dispute with agent Tony Garea. Worry not about our red bearded friend, he would be welcomed into the sweet loving arms of World Championship Wrestling. There he would be rechristened Ruud The Viking and he would make his debut by attacking Sting on an episode of WCW Saturday Night. He would spend the next five Saturdays destroying jobbers, sometimes two or three at once. He’ll finally have his first high profile match when he goes up against Flyin’ Brian on Saturday Night, but he wouldn’t get the victory this time as we see a recuperated and fresh Sting running to the ring at the speed of light *the crowd erupts* Ruud cuts him off with a knee lift and clubs to the back BUT TO NO AVAIL! Sting is having none of this, he blocks a right and begins to kick and chop the crimson bearded giant into the corner *STINGER SPLASH* he launches the Norse warrior into the opposing corner *STINGER SPLASH*. Sting howls and beats his chest as the massive Ruud ducks for cover… the stage is set, Sting vs Ruud The Viking: Halloween Havoc ‘91. What will happen when the Nordic giant goes one on one with The Stinger?

Ruud loses, we ignore him at conventions and I become the only person who ever posts about him.

When a raccoon runs in front of your car while you’re flyin’ 75 on the highway at night with 0 street lamps, you see your life flash before your eyes more than the raccoon does, that’s for sure.

anonymous asked:

"Happy birthday," She giggled, "or late birthday, I guess." She liked how they glided over the city, over the havoc of Paris. "Have you ever done this at night? Flying over an ocean at night would give you some beautiful stargazing." She wondered how long ago he turned one thousand. And how many of those thousand years he had spent in this body. Would he age? Would this body die eventually? And if it did, did he need to find a host first? "Anti," she sighed, "you're a million questions." 💚

Anti chuckled. “Thanks. It was a few days ago, actually,” he grinned. He watched the view from where they were, not knowing where they were headed but not really caring either. “I love stargazing. That would be cool… I do a lot of flyin’ at night,” he admitted, closing his ryes momentarily to just absorb the feeling of the wind. When he beard her comment, he opened his eyes again and laughed. “I told ya, I’m an open book. If ya got questions then ask away~”


Captured effortlessly
That’s the way it was
Happened so naturally
I did not know it was love
The next thing I felt was
You holding me close
What was I gonna do?
I let myself go

And now we’re flyin’ through the stars
I hope this night will last forever

Ain’t nobody
Loves me better
Makes me happy
Makes me feel this way
Ain’t nobody
Loves me better than you

I’ve been waitin’ for you
It’s been so long
I knew just what I would do
When I heard your song
You filled my heart with a kiss
You gave me freedom
You knew I could not resist
I needed someone

At first you put your arms around me
Then you put your charms around me
We stare into each other’s eyes
And what we see is no surprise
Got a feeling most would treasure
And a love so deep we cannot measure

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