Seriously will no one write the Home Alone 5: Forgot About Dre AU where the vacationing Capitals
miscommunicate and accidentally forget Andre Burakovsky back in DC
during the bye week, and he has a madcap adventure filled with many
hijinks where he jumps into random Uber cars and fights off bumbling home
invader Gary Bettman with a series of ingenious homemade booby traps?
headcanon: peter (as spiderman) teaming up with a trans advocacy group based out of NY when they reach out to him because they're getting contacted by trans kids who want to meet spiderman