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NHL regular season 2016-17

Arizona Coyotes & Buffalo Sabres

Boston Bruins

Chicago Blackhawks

Colorado Avalanche

Columbus Blue Jackets

Dallas Stars

Edmonton Oilers

Florida Panthers

Montreal Canadiens

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

San Jose Sharks

Toronto Maple Leafs

Vancouver Canucks

Washington Capitals

Winnipeg Jets

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2017 IIHF World Championships Canada Roster

Wingers

#11 Travis Konecny (Philadelphia Flyers/London, Ontario)

#17 Wayne Simmonds (Philadelphia Flyers/Scarborough, Ontario)

#53 Jeff Skinner (Carolina Hurricanes/Toronto, Ontario)

Centers

#9 Matt Duchene (Colorado Avalanche/Haliburton, Ontario)

#14 Sean Couturier (Philadelphia Flyers/Bathurst, New Brunswick)

#21 Brayden Point (Tampa Bay Lightning/Calgary, Alberta)

#28 Claude Giroux (Philadelphia Flyers/Hearst, Ontario)

#29 Nathan MacKinnon (Colorado Avalanche/Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia)

#53 Mark Scheifele (Winnipeg Jets/Kitchener, Ontario)

#71 Alex Killorn (Tampa Bay Lightning/Beaconsfield, Quebec)

#90 Ryan O’Reilly (Buffalo Sabres/Varna, Ontario)

Defensemen

#4 Tyson Barrie (Colorado Avalanche/Langford, British Columbia)

#5 Jason Demers (Florida Panthers/Dorval, Quebec)

#7 Josh Morrissey (Winnipeg Jets/Calgary, Alberta)

#19 Mike Matheson (Florida Panthers/Point-Claire, Quebec)

#44 Calvin De Haan (New York Islanders/Carp, Ontario)

Goalies

#1 Eric Comrie (Manitoba Moose/Edmonton, Alberta)

#31 Calvin Pickard (Colorado Avalanche/Winnipeg, Manitoba)

Me: lmao im not a crazy hockey fan like some people

Also Me: wears team merch all day everyday, constantly checks social media accounts about fav team, get notifications about teams sent straight to my phone AND my moms just so I won’t ever miss anything, cant go 10 minutes without bringing up something about hockey,constantly broke from buying hockey merch, cant live a normal life because of hockey

The stress in my life is sponsored by the NHL
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Hey, I made my friend do more of these because (as a Colorado Avalanche fan) I wanted to offer a little something for fans of teams that won’t be playing any more this season. Stay strong, my homies 😔❤️🤗

(Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4)

Things you probably didn’t know about hockey players (part 1)
  • Part of Jack Eichel’s right ear is plastic, he took a puck to the ear when he was 17.
  • Jack Eichel has always been an introvert and only cared about hockey his entire childhood. He loved skating alone in freezing weather since he was 5 years old; he never used to sleep over at his friends’, he rather came back home early to wake up really soon next morning to go skate; he started lifting and doing pushups when he was 10 years old; he used to spend his evenings improving his shooting and controlling puck in the basement instead of watching TV.

  • Connor McDavid’s parents had to lie about his age when he was 4 years old so he could play actual hockey (only 5y.o.+ kids could play).

  • Auston Matthews’ mother Emma helped her son celebrate his 18th birthday on Sept. 17 by preparing a favorite meal (tortilla soup) for him and his Zurich teammates.

  • Aaron Ekblad’s last name is Swedish, his great-grandfather moved from Sweden to Canada.

  • 4 Czech players: Jakub Voráček, Ondřej Pavelec, Jiří Tlustý and Jakub Kovář starred in ‘Babovřesky 2′ (Old Gossipton 2), a Czech comedy from 2014where they played quite important role through the entire storyline.

  • Evgeny Kuznetsov’s older brother Alexander died of “special circumstance” at event of celebrating May 1st in Chelyabinsk. At the funeral, Evgeny (12) said to the casket: “One day I’ll be a hockey star, earn much money and organize a big hockey tournament named after you.” 

  • Anže Kopitar’s daughter Neža was conceived at the night the Kings won their 2014 Stanley Cup on Friday the 13th and was born exactly 9 months later, also on Friday the 13th.
NHL players are just aggressive handsome gems who are all a bunch of momma's boy

The so called ‘conspiracy’ is really fucking obvious. People refuse to see it because they lack self esteem. We all start out as wonderfully happy, imaginative, and spirited creatures who are totally 'in-sync’ with life. Usually during adolescence, we start to become accustomed to some degree of suffering and thus enter the matrix.

However, you don’t need to dig up arcane government documents or read David Icke to realize that something is off. If you’re smart, even the white washed and heavily censored version of history taught at government schools should set off alarm bells. We study the exploits of fucking Kings and Queens. These are the people who ran states (i.e. tax farms) for their own personal gain and wouldn’t hesitate to kill thousands or millions of people in order to enrich themselves. The costumes may have changed over time but the plot remains much the same.

The State and all these hierarchical systems are enslavement. Any rational person can see that. People shut down (i.e. choose to lower their awareness) in order to avoid the painful reality of this world. But guess what: you don’t get to be the archetypal hero/star/mother/father/warrior/healer or whatever the fuck else you want to be until you take total responsibility for your own life and start to be courageous. Choosing to be ignorant and lowering your perception will result in anxiety/depression/addiction/relationship/health issues. Most people, though, don’t make the connection between these problems and their own actions, instead believing them to be largely random. Give me a break. We have the gift of thought and reason, but you really can’t figure out why you drink too much? Nonsense.

Furthermore, we resonate with archetypes. The “Hero’s Journey” is the blueprint for the vast majority of Hollywood scripts. Little kids intuitively understand the battle between Good and Evil in the Lion King and other movies because this shit is encoded in our DNA. Deep down, we know what life is about and get depressed because we’re failing to live up to our potential. That’s right: your problems aren’t fucking real. What they are actually telling you is that you’ve fallen out of rhythm with life and need to get back into it! Again, there is no debate about the conspiracy. Royalty (i.e. your owners) has and does exist. Pedophiles in government exist. Operation Gladio happened. The Queen fucking hung out with Jimmy Saville constantly, Bill Clinton was a frequent flyer on Jeffrey Epstein’s jet…I mean how obvious can this get?!

I encourage everyone from the bottom of my heart to start being honest with themselves. Remember childhood, remember what it felt like. Why don’t you feel like that any more? Before you start throwing out all the standard excuses, remember: we have the power of reason and thought. We can figure this shit out! Logic can help us become happier, healthier, and more powerful. Once you accept this mindset, suffering about anything becomes irrational and weird. I’d die fighting for my freedom. I intend to live a long and prosperous life while raising empowered and beautiful children! Let’s fucking do this and overthrow the evil motherfuckers that we have collectively manifested and create a new earth.

Some Fun Hockey Facts
  • Canadians make up over half of the National Hockey League (50.5%)
  • the Los Angeles Kings roster is exactly 50% Canadian 
  • the Ottawa Senators and Toronto Maple Leafs have the most Canadian skaters on their roster with 17 apiece 
  • similarly, the Detroit Red Wings have the fewest with only 4 Canadians
  • the Arizona Coyotes have the largest roster with 28 active skaters; the fewest skaters on a roster is 22, which belongs to the Washington Capitals, the Chicago Blackhawks and the Minnesota Wild
  • the total of active skaters in the NHL is 719
  • the Philadelphia Flyers have the most currently active Team Canada World Junior Champions alumni with 9. the next closest team is the New York Islanders with 7 (since 2005)
  • current captains of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Nashville Predators, Pittsburgh Penguins, Anaheim Ducks, Winnipeg Jets, Chicago Blackhawks, Washington Capitals, Philadelphia Flyers, New York Islanders, Tampa Bay Lightning, Vancouver Canucks, Buffalo Sabres, Colorado Avalanche, Detroit Red Wings, Los Angeles Kings, Minnesota Wild, Ottawa Senators, Montreal Canadiens, New York Rangers, and Dallas Stars (two thirds of the National Hockey League) are all World Junior Championship alumni for their respective countries 
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