fly to neverland

Disney Heroine Aesthetics // Tinker Bell

Don’t you understand, Tink? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!

Pocahontas | Esmeralda | Mulan | Jasmine | Megara | Merida | Rapunzel | Kida

Aurora | Lilo | Alice | Snow White | Ariel | Tiana | Cinderella | Jane | Elsa | Belle | 

Anna

Terrible puns to make you happy

MORE STRESS THERAPY! BUT IN PUNS THIS TIME!


- why did Barbie never get pregnant?
- Because ken always came in another box.


- I used to go finishing with skrillex but he kept dropping the bass

- I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me

- the girl said she knew me from the vegetarian restaurant, but I’d never met herbivore


- why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands, I love this joke because it never grows old

- Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa

- if you don’t get my Harry Potter references then there is something siriusly Ron with you

- what’s Negans favorite dessert?
- Eye scream


- What do you call a cow on grass?
- Mulan

I’m so done I’m sorry I did this

Taehyung as Peter Pan

Originally posted by cmtae

lol this gif as nothing to do with the topic at hand but SOOO CUTE 

♥ he refuses to wear green tights and a red cap because it isn’t fashion 

♥ he instead wears black skinny jeans a red wide brimmed hat and a green shirt with a light wash denim jacket (not practical for flying or anything besides walking down the street) 

 ♥ loses his shadow every other week (despite the boys constant reminders)

♥ he has a little fairy called jimin that always nags him ( but he secretly loves it)

♥ loves to fly even though he has no balance or sense of direction 

♥ he actually flew into your window and cracked the glass (scaring the bejesus out of you)

♥ “if you are peter pan ,why are you asian?” 

♥ “YOU CAN’T ASK PEOPLE WHY THEY ARE ASIAN?!” 

♥ he actually hates the disney verison of peter pan because it is completely wrong and makes him seem like a child ( which he is mentally but not physically)

♥  when you try to fly to neverland you fall (almost to your death)

♥ *shakes jimin furiously* 

♥ “you little shit you made sure not to put on enough dust to make sure she fell jealous much”

♥ *jimin gets captured by captain junghook*

♥ “CHIM CHIM DON’T WORRY ME AND y/n ARE COMING TO SAFE YOU!!!!!!”

♥ *flies the both of you into a tree*

who run the stage? (girls) >> in honour of international womens day, a sample of the incredible talents of the women (and girls!) of musical theatre [listen]

omigod you guys from legally blonde - laura bell bundy and ensemble // i’m here from the color purple - lachanze // everything i know from in the heights - mandy gonzalez // and i am telling you i’m not going from dreamgirls - jennifer holliday // seventeen (reprise) from heathers - barret wilbert weed, alice lee, katie ladner and elle mclemore // with you from ghost - caissie levy // fly, fly away from catch me if you can - kerry butler // not for the life of me/nyc/astonishing - sutton foster // safer from first date - krysta rodriguez // love while you can from if/then - idina menzel, lachanze and jenn colella // ring of keys from fun home - sydney lucas // the wizard and i from wicked - ashleigh gray // simple joys from pippin - patina miller // easy as life from aida - heather headley //  i’d give my life for you from miss saigon - lea salonga // take me or leave me from rent - idina menzel and fredi walker // pretty funny from dogfight - lindsay mendez // sal tlay ka siti from the book of mormon - nikki m james // all grown up from bare - jenna leigh green // born to entertain/don’t rain on my parade - laura osnes // no day but today - idina menzel // i know it’s today from shrek - leah greenhaus, marissa o'donnell and sutton foster // i’m a star - eden espinosa // mama who bore me (reprise) from spring awakening - lea michele, lilli cooper, lauren pritchard, remy zaken and phoebe strole // the hill from once - cristi milioti // never neverland (fly away) - stephanie j block // as long as he needs me from oliver - jodie prenger //  watch what happens from newsies - kara lindsay // on my own from les miserables - samantha barks // out tonight from rent - daphne rubin-vega // i can do better than that from the last five years - betsy wolfe // quiet from matilda - adrianna bertola // the music and the mirror from a chorus line - charlotte d'amboise // i’m not afraid of anything from songs for a new world - andrea burns // defying gravity from wicked - willemijn verkaik // dear mr president - natalie weiss // on the steps of the palace from into the woods - anna kendrick // maybe (next to normal) from next to normal - alice ripley and jennifer damiano // the graveyard from jane eyre - marla schaffel and lisa musser // we’re not done from bring it on - taylor louderman and adrienne warren // dyin’ ain’t so bad from bonnie and clyde - laura osnes // it’s the hard knock life from annie - lilla crawford and ensemble // there’s a fine, fine line from avenue q - stephanie d'abruzzo // a new life from jekyll and hyde - linda eder // get out and stay out from 9 to 5 - stephanie j block } 

Peter Pan Imagine Request/King and Queen

“ Hello! Reading through your OUAT Peter Pan imagines and they are super great!!! I also saw you like suicide squad and i LOOOVVEEEEE that too. I was wondering if I can request an imagine sort of mixing the two? Like where it’s Peter and the reader and they’re both a little(or a lotta) nuts but they’re like totally obsessed with each other and like not like regular HQ and Joker where it’s abusive but more like the suicide squad relationship? I’m sorry if this is too hard to follow but thank you!”

I honestly had so much fun with this, enjoy!

Warnings: Possessive Pan,cussing,smut,violence.


Before Y/n ran off and joined the King and the lost boys, she was a sophomore student, getting straight A’s and even joining clubs, also was running for school president, of course she won, she was the first sophomore to win , and she owned that title.

Peter would visit her every night at her window, he would constantly flirt with her, play with her hair, touch her arm, hand, even her face on occasion.

“Oh Y/n, you know I live for these moments with you.” he smiled 

“Pan..” you would blush and look down.

“What Y/n? And I told you, it’s Peter for you.” he would smirk and your heart would flutter with butterflies.

“You know I can’t leave.” you say with a smile.

“Oh I think you can, I think you’re just a little frightened.” he says as he rubs your arm.

“What about school?” you ask

“What about it?” he says in a sassy tone

You giggle, “You’re crazy Pan.”

“Oh, i’m not crazy, I’m psychotic.” he winks at you and leaves your window once again.

Peter drove you crazy, mentally and sexually. He would leave you little gifts, every night, it would be something such as simple as a flower, a heart shaped leaf, he was sweet, sometimes, other times, well …

“Who the hell was that walking you home today?” Peter would ask you in a stern tone.

“He’s my class mate Peter, he was being nice” you say

“ I don’t give a damn what he is, you’re mine remember? “ 

He would walk around your room pacing the floor, almost tearing out his hair, the thought of you with someone else drove him crazy, he wanted you all to himself, and if he didn’t feel like he had you, then it was down hill from there. He was obsessed with you, it was hot, and terrifying all at the same time.

It only took half a school year to get you wrapped around his finger, would’ve been shorter but he had things to do in Neverland at times and couldn’t talk to you for many hours of the night.

“I need you to do something for me my love.” he smirked.

“Anything, I mean . What is it?” you say

That day, was the day you were changed.

You trusted Peter, even when he had your life on the line.

“Jump.” he smiled at you, almost a insane smile.

“We’re on a building, I am not jumping,“

“jump for me, all you need to think about is happy thoughts.” peter said

You look in his eyes, “What if I fall?”

“Oh but darling, what if you fly?” he smiles

He then pushes you and you grab unto him, and he smiles wickedly.

“PETER!” you yell at him

“Oh come on love I told you I got you, now it’s on to Neverland.” he flys and takes you away to the place you now call home.

Y/n and Peter became the king and queen of Neverland, and God forbid anyone who tried to take away his queen.

You had been on Neverland for a while now, you and Peter would do everything together, he would take you on trips to fly around Neverland, sometimes you would leave Neverland but once in a great while for it was dangerous for you.

You would fight off pirates with Peter, you even held down hooks hand while Peter cut it off.

“DO IT!” you still remember telling him and him laughing while he did it,

You ran Neverland, you knew every creek,branch, flower, and rock that was on their, nobody could tell you what to do, sometimes not even Peter, but only sometimes.

You wake up to Peter putting his clothes on, the sight of his body was so damn gorgeous.It was stunning, his perfect arms, his muscles on his back, his v shaped line looking at his stomach you could see the 8 pack he had, you saw his sharp jawline and his fingers running through his chestnut hair.

 Everything, everything about him made you obsessed.

“How’d you sleep?” he asked

“We barely slept Peter” you smile

“Oh I know.” he winks at you and you simply giggle

He comes to the bed and gets on top of you, softly kissing your neck and jawline

“Peter if you start this up we may miss breakfast” you giggle

“Well I can just eat you” he smirks

“Peter I’m hungry!” you whine

“Okay okay, get dressed and meet me at the campsite, we’ll eat breakfast together.”

“Okay love you.” you yell as he walks out the door

“Love you!” you heard him yell back.

About an hour later you walked to the campsite and didn’t see Peter so you went to the boys, they were talking about nonsense, so you decided to practice fighting with your swords and knives, you got a lot of the boys attention, they made a circle surrounding you, admiring you and some staring you in a new way.

Peter soon came after and broke up the circle but then quickly smiled and realized you were getting the attention you deserved.

“Peter, you got a bad bitch, she’s hot.” says  lost boy

Peter turned to him ,brows frowning, he didn’t like the way he said that.

He then whistles and you come to his call.

“Yes?” you say as you walk to him.

“Come to your king.” as he pats on his lap

“Listen love I need you to do something for me okay?” Peter says.

“Oh anything Peter.” you laugh and wrap your arms around his neck.

“Go and make my loyal lost boy happy.” he looks at the lost boy, he was confused and worried.

You walk over and sit by the lost boy “You want me? I’m all yours.” you smile

Peter watches you, his eyes turn evil and starts to breath heavily.

The lost boy looks at Peter “Look Peter I don’t want no beef.” he says with his arms up signaling he doesn’t want anything to do with this.

“You don’t want no beef? No beef, no beef, no beef, no beef…” Peter says almost in a haunting voice

“Wait you don’t want me?” you gasp “Fine don’t waist my time then..” you say as walk over to Peter and rest your arm on his shoulder.

“What’s wrong ? Aren’t you enjoying yourself?” Peter asked the lost boy

Now everyone is surrounding you 3, wondering what was going to happen next.

“No it’s just that’s your girl Pan” he says

“That’s right.” he says

What happens next is a mess, he throws him against a tree, beating the life out of him, you had to stop him, you didn’t care who Peter killed, but he was a lost boys, and just because he made a mistake you didn’t think he deserved to die.

“Let this be a lesson, don’t look at my girl, don’t touch my girl, don’t even think about my girl, you sick shit heads.” Peter say as he grabs you and starts to walk away.

From that day nobody even tried anything with you, they were better off with the drowning mermaids.

“Peter that was a little harsh don’t you think?” you tell Peter

“No I don’t think that was harsh, as a matter of fact I should’ve slit his fucking throat.” he says sternly.

“PETER” you yell

“What?!” he yells back

“You are mine, and mine alone, and if you ever disobey-”

“Disobey? Oh so am I your child now?” you ask sarcastically

“You’re my queen, if anybody touches you I will murder them.” he grabs your face and kisses your lips.

“You don’t understand, I’m in love with you.”  he pushes you against a tree and grabs your ass, you moan a bit but he cups your mouth and puts his finger to his lips signaling you to shush.

You nodded and let his fingers linger around every inch of your body.

“Peter please.” you whined

“All that chit chat’s gonna get you hurt, do you want it to hurt?”

You nod.

Peter and you never made love, it was always rough, dirty, and just simply nasty.

He’d pull your hair, smack your ass, bite you, make you scratch his back til there would be droplets of blood, he never took it easy on you, and you were perfectly fine with that, because after he would treat you gentle and kind, he never showed you his feelings until after sex, he saw your pain, and seeing you in pain turned him on like no other.

The next day you could barely walk, in fact you could barely move, the day after those type of nights he would let you rest and would check in on you. He would come bring you breakfast and lunch, and by dinner you  would be able to walk and go hang out with him, he was in love with you, and you were n love with him, and nothing could tear you apart.

That day you stood inside making Peter clothes and trying to figure out how to make dinner for tonight, dinner was a special thing for you guys, you all loved dinner, it was the best time of the day, everyone came and could relax, personally Peter’s favorite time of the day, he would tell his stories and fighting adventures, Peter loved getting attention, especially if it was from you, he craved it.

You loved seeing him happy, he was the cutest, he would smile and his eyes would brighten up, he made all these type of facial expressions and his hands would be flying everywhere. You felt happy knowing he was happy.

“Now, lets go steal run from Hook eh?” Peter says

All the lost boys yell “YEAH!” and you shoot up and laugh wickedly , finally some fun

You all sneak unto Hooks ship,giggling and laughing, Peer signals you all to be quite as you all get closer o the rum. This is when you all get serious.

You sneak into the room, you grab unto Pans arm, he smiles at you and brings you closer to him, you kissed him and he kissed you back.

“You ready love” he smiles

“Let’s do it.” you say

You all run in and attack the pirates, some snuggling the rum, some taking weapons, you were fighting off the pirates right with Peter, you had a sword and kept swinging and eventually knocked out a couple pirates, you were laughing and giggling so much you didn’t notice that Hook himself was right behind you.

A bird call was made and that was the sign to move out.

“COME ON BOYS!” Peter yelled and stared to run with the lost boys following him

You started to run as well but then a hand goes over your moth and takes your sword, before you knew it you were tied up and blindfolded and put somewhere cold and it smelled like rm and sweat.

Peter and the lost boys made it back to the campsite all was good, they cheered and yelled for they made it back with jewels, rum, and new weapons.

“Let’s see all the prizes now shall we?” Peter said

“YEAH!”

Peter opened the bag and showed all the stuff giving something to each lost boy, letting them hold it so that they’d feel special.

While everyone played with their new toys and drink, Peter felt different but couldn’t put his finger on it.

He looked around his eyes grew big and his heart became heavy, he felt sick and like he was about to faint.

“WAIT” he yelled

All the lost boys stood quite and looked at him a bit worried

“Where is she?” he became weak

“She must be on the ship!” a lost boy said

“Oh no!” an other one said

“We have to go get her!” said an other

“What are we waiting for lets go!” Peter yells.

He felt scared, he was terrified, the only thing keeping him stable was gone, if he didn’t have you by tonight, he’d go crazy, well even more crazy than he already is.

By the time he got to where Hook’s ship was it was gone, Peter’s knees hit the floor. “That fucking basterd, I’ll kill him.” he yells.

The lost boys all spread out and try to find you, Peter also runs and tries to finds you, he searches high and low every crook in the corner, under every rock, even begged the mermaids for help, but nobody could find you.

Will he ever the love of his life? Where would Hook even take her? What does he want with her? Will the king ever find his queen? So many questions ran through his head, he sat down and pulled his hair, he began to become crazy.

Not a Princess: A Descendants Imagine (Slight Jay X Reader)

Warnings: none :)

“Benjamin!” You shouted, having absolutely no idea where your best friend was.

You huffed out an annoyed sigh, your blond hair, like your mothers, lifting slightly off your face.

You stomped downstairs, uttering curses under your breath, and causing yourself to glow a bit red.

“(Y/N),” a voice chuckled behind you and you flew up into the air in fear. The voice erupted into laughter and you slowly lowered yourself to the ground.

“What have I told you!” You shouted but clapped a hand over your mouth as the only sound that came out was like bells. This caused Ben to laugh louder and you glowed a bright red.

“Alright, alright,” Ben conceded, holding his hands up in surrender. “I was just showing our new students around.”

Your jaw dropped and you glared at Ben, smoothing out your hair and your light green dress as you noticed the 4 newcomers.

“This is (Y/N), daughter of Tinkerbell,” Ben introduced you and you nodded.

“I- uh- nice to meet you!” You chuckled nervously and your voice returned to normal.

“Hi, I’m Evie,” the girl with dark blue hair introduced herself, obviously the evil queens daughter. “This is Mal,” She pointed to Malificent’s daughter with violet hair. “Carlos,” she pointed to the smaller boy, Cruella d'evil’s son. “And this is-”

“I’m Jay,” the other boy stood up from leaning on the wall and smiled at you. You struggled not to stare. Good-looking was an understatement.

You shook your head. Pull yourself together girl! He was a VK.

You inched closer to Ben, looking small next to him.

“You should have warned me!” You hissed between your teeth. Ben let out a laugh and you rolled your eyes.

“Where were you anyways? I sent Audrey to go get you!” Ben sighed and you blushed a bright pink.

“I…”

“You weren’t terrorizing Chad again were you?” Ben shook his head and you offered a shy smile.

“You really shouldn’t do that you know, you wonder why your not a princess.” Audrey chided and you let out an exasperated sigh.

“Well I’m so sorry your highness! Since I’m not a Princess, I’ll just go and join the other maids then, right? Where my kind belong? Hmm. I’ll go and fly away to Neverland? Trust me, the lost boys are a whole lotta more fun than you and your rules!” The last part escalated to bells again and you had a bright red glow.

Audrey look mortified and Ben just looked a bit sad.

“(Y/N)!” Andy, Anna and Kristoff’s son, called and motioned for you to come over.

You let out a relieved sigh and hurried over to him, dwarfed in comparison next to his tall frame.

“Woah,” Jay breathed as he watched you go.

“Dude stop drooling,” Carlos elbowed him in the chest.

“You sure she’s not a villain?” Mal smirked at Ben and he laughed.

“No, she’s really soft deep down, she just has a mouth on her.” Ben smiled. “But if you ask Chad Charming- he’d tell you otherwise.”

Jay stared at the doorway you’d disappeared from. He just had to get to know you better.

(Bottom 2 pics found on Google)
Drunk

Hya omg I just love your imagines :D I saw that you were accepting requests and I was wondering if you could do one where Pan and the reader are really close and she’s badass af. And like one night everyone is just sitting and hanging w/ each other and they start telling jokes? And the reader’s like “Why is Peter Pan always flying? Cause he neverlands. I like that joke cause it never gets old.” Ty in advance and sorry if this is too long lmaoo <3

warnings: swearing
930 words

Peter Pan thought he’d never see the day where you were utterly and totally drunk.

You were quite the badass, to say the least, and had earned authority over many of the Lost Boys. They were rowdy, of course, but you were wild. Wild in the woods, and yet cool and collected in camp, especially at the campfires. In essence, you had a nonchalant grace to you, one marked with a quick tongue and cheeky wit. Nothing ever caught you off guard.

Usually.

Tonight, the younger boys had gone to bed early, leaving the eldest of the lot alone round the fire. Felix was the first to bring out his stash of rum, stolen from the pirates whenever you all ransacked their ships. After those bottles were finished, other boys went to retrieve more alcohol, until eventually, all the goods had been brought out.

You and the boys had quite an evening, dancing and yelling into the night. You played a few cheeky rounds of truth or dare, not the safest thing to play when alcohol is in the mix, but it was a jolly good time. Pan sat on log farther from the fire, taking a swish from a bottle of rum as he took in the revelry before him.

Took in you.

Your cheeks were flushed, probably from drinking, and you were cackling dazedly as one of the boys made a joke about Felix, who promptly took a drunken swing at the boy with his fist. He missed entirely, losing his balance before finally face first into the dirt. Felix was knocked out. What a sorry state it was! All the highest and mightiest of Pan’s warriors were completely fucking drunk out of their minds. Half of you had already passed out, and the other half was lying lazily around the fire, still drinking as you began to crack jokes, all mostly degrading and dirty. Some of them barely made any sense, as the boys’ words came out slurred and indiscernible, and you chuckled a bit too loudly at them as you smiled, simply enjoying yourself in this shitty display of debauchery.

If you were capable of paying any attention in your drunken state, you would have noticed Pan staring at you, smirking as he watched this uninhibited side of you.

As the night droned on, the boys still mumbling jokes and giggling amongst themselves, your brazen, drunken self decided to crack a joke. You had spent a while concocting it in your alcohol-addled head, and had decided that it truly would be the best joke of the night.

“Hey, guys, I got one,” you began. “Guys.” The boys weren’t quite listening, but they looked towards you anyways, their eyes half-lidded and drooping. “Alllrighttt,” you said, drawing out a few of the consonants. “Why is P-Peter Pan alwaysss flyyyinggg?” You slurred your words, but the boys could make out what you were saying. You heard them murmur to each other for a moment, and then turn to you expectantly.

You giggled to yourself before revealing the answer. “Becaussse he never landsss!”

The boys were silent, utterly unamused with this joke. But then, you heard a laugh, a truly hearty one from afar.

It was Pan. Fucking Peter Pan was practically howling in appreciation of your joke, even choking on his rum as he did so. Coughing, he stood up, and made his way towards you.

“Alright, (Y/N), I think it’s time for you to go to bed,” he said, trying to suppress his earlier smile.

Who was he to tell you to go to bed? “You don’t tell me whaaat to dooo, okaaay?” Your words came out garbled, and you berated him again as he pulled you up by your arm. “Hey!! N-noooo,” you began, trying to refuse his aid. You promptly slid out from his grip, falling onto your ass as your legs lost balance, giggling as you did so.

“Fuck, love,” Peter said. “You’re truly sloshed, aren’t you?” He chuckled at that, pulling you up from under your shoulders before picking you up entirely. One defined arm cradled your back as another was swung under your legs. Pan began to walk away from the fire. Weakly, you pummeled your half-closed fists into his chest, pouting.

“Hey, b-but howww come the boys can staaayyy-”

“They’re all asleep, love.”

You peeked over Pan’s shoulder, finding that his words were true. The fire was now dead, and around it, all the strongest Lost Boys were passed out, most of them with an empty bottle in hand. Suddenly, you felt your exhaustion kick in, and in the short while it took Pan to carry you to your tent, you had fallen asleep in his arms.

He laid you on the bed gingerly, and was surprised to find your hand fisted in the front of his shirt, the grip quite unrelenting. He pried off your hand, and pulled away, only to have you reach out and pull him close.

“SSSank roo,” you murmured, eyelids still shut.

Peter chuckled lightly and whispered, “Sorry, what was that?”

“Thank you,” was your quiet reply, barely audible to even Pan’s sharp hearing. You fell back into your slumber.

Peter smiled down at you, and shook his head as he laughed lightly at your sleeping form. You were going to feel like total shit tomorrow. But he would be there to ease the pain in his own way. Peter took the opportunity to brush back stray hairs from you face, and even dared to plant a soft kiss to your forehead before leaving your tent.

Let’s fly over the biggest mountains and most beautiful oceans.
Let’s pet a unicorn and kiss on top of a cloud.

Let’s dream.

—  Annedi Bergsma