fly my kite

Why are old men so weird like I was flying kites with my friend and we couldn’t really get it to work so we stopped and ate lunch and afterwards we tried again. We were in an empty field but then about 3 people showed up. These 2 men just came over and were like “We’re the kite police” and we kind of laughed nervously to be polite but it was just the two of us (2 16yo girls) in an empty field except for one other person way over and they’re like “we’re going to fix your kite”. We said thanks but that we were leaving anyway and they were like no no we’re going to fix it.

And then they taught us how to fly a kite???