fly me to california



I should really rename this comic “Keith’s suffering” because I just feel like I’ve been taunting him for the past few pages.

Also are you guys ready for it to get…. REALLY GLITTERY? BECAUSE I DON’T THINK YOU ARE. 

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Some thoughts on the Shallura Plot thread in this comic under the cut.

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regarding jason (aka rivertrash)

many of you know that jason and i used to be very close, and i know we share a lot of mutuals. please know that this comes from a place of concern. he deleted his blog as a result of me confronting him but he might remake and i want everyone to be aware of who he really is: a predatory manipulator.

sexual harassment
jason is notorious for unsolicited dick pics and unsolicited sexual comments, particularly towards women and dfab people.


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the recipient is peter @peppermintlarry who identified as ace at the time and had endured sexual trauma as a child. jason was 100% aware of this and said it regardless. he also takes pride in having sex with people who are in committed relationships. he literally brags about it to people who don’t even ask.

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emotional manipulation
i personally have been a victim of emotional manipulation all my life so you’d think i’d be really good at spotting it, but you’d be wrong. i didn’t realize it was going on until a group of his friends, some of which who were victims as well (peter, eileen @eileensardine​, and 3 anonymous sources) reached out to me because they were concerned.
jason would literally hit himself in the face on camera if i was upset with him. he KNEW it triggered me, as someone who is in recovery from severe self harm/mutilation. sometimes he would even text me about it if we weren’t in a skype call. i literally thought he would self harm or even commit suicide if i stopped talking to him, which is the main reason i remained his friend even when i wanted to leave. he used his mental illness as a way to get me to pay attention to him. i am not the only one who has been affected by his emotional manipulation unfortunately and we want to keep it from happening again.

 i dated jason for awhile and broke up with him a year and a half ago. ever since then he has been literally obsessed with me. he would tell people that i was still hopelessly in love with him and that i would flirt with him incessantly despite the fact that i’ve been in a happy committed relationship for over a year. he would even go as far as saying we had an ongoing sexual relationship behind my boyfriend’s back. i don’t even have to say it but i’m going to anyway: that is completely false. i have had him on “do not disturb” on my phone because he would text me constantly (CONSTANTLY) but i rarely replied, since i was trying to distance myself from someone who made me incredibly uncomfortable. i don’t know where he got any clue that i was reciprocating these feelings. the scariest part wasn’t his obsession with me, but his obsession with my significant other. he HATED my boyfriend for “stealing” me from him, despite never speaking a single word to him. he told peter he wanted to fly to california without telling me and beat my boyfriend with a bat.

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this is not the first nor the only time he mentioned wanting to physically harm him. i have been incredibly happy with zac for a very long time and he was aware of that. there is no reason for him to want to harm him besides his own twisted agenda.

if there is anything i missed please feel free to reblog and add on! i know there are more stories out there.

if you can reblog to get the word out that would be helpful! he’s most likely going to remake so keep an eye out.

pearltheartist  asked:


Imagine Johan wandering into this little shop because he thinks is cool and hipster or whatever but like the owners even cuter
Imagine Usnavi all starry eyed until Johan starts taking about his time in France , the smile slowly melting from his face as he talks about his families wealth that he’s leeching off of
Imagine Johan slowly wearing him down until he agrees to a date
Imagine a long distance relationship where they can only really talk at night bc Johan sleeps until noon
Imagine Usnavi being really uncomfortable with let Johan pay for stuff
imagine Usnavi flying out to California to visit and feel right at home in the Johnson house bc of his huge extended family
Imagine him bonding with Jr bc they’re both dorks
Imagine Johan taking him to the Dominican!
Guys we have to make this a thing for real

Fairytale Wedding

My sister and I… were very different people.

I had what I call ‘giraffe proportions’, gangly, tall. Amy was average height with the whole hourglass figure. I was a social recluse, she was a social butterfly. I’m an asexual lesbian and she told me quite often during our teen years that I was a freak and could never be loved.

Then three years ago she calls me out of the blue to invite me to her wedding.

I’d moved across the country, had a decent living working as a freelance photographer and had just begun to shake off my insecurities when I got the phone call. She’d had been dating her highschool sweetheart on and off again since graduation and he finally got the balls to pop the question. After apologizing for our relationship going dead since I went to California, she offered to fly me back home and even to cover the cost of the hotel room.

I chose to bury the hatchet and asked for the dates.

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This is my first Joe Sugg fanfic please tell me if you like it and if you want I can put up chapter 2 for you. :)

*1121 words

I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing next to me on the coffee table. I guess I fell asleep while watching the T.V. I looked around the room trying to get my bearings right and looked on the coffee table for my phone. I finally found it on the fourth ring; I accepted the call without looking at who the caller was, I then put the phone to my ear and stated the traditional conversation starter.


“Floppy, hey”, my best friend Caspar Lee announced a little too enthusiastically. Caspar is a YouTuber who lives in London with another YouTuber called ThatcherJoe but his real name is Joseph and I’ve only ever met at least twice so we didn’t know that much about each other since we never had any time to talk while I was in the jaspar household because a certain Mr. Lee took possession of me. Another thing is that Caspar called me Floppy because of my known ability of always tripping over the most random things, even thin air.

“What do you want Caspar?” I stated groggily.

“I just wanted to give you a call and see how you’re doing, because we don’t see each other that often with you living in California and me living in London with the weirdest roommate ever.”

“Well that was a lot of information for me to understand. One, because I just woke up, and two, you talk so fast and I don’t know how you have all this energy” I questioned him.

“I’m sorry Floppy, I had no idea how tired you were” Caspar stated in a lower voice.

“That’s ok Casp, so what do you really want to talk about because you never call me to see how I’m doing you always text”

“What so now I can’t even call my best friend?” he asked, slightly raising his voice.

Through the phone I could hear another voice “Would you lower your voice Caspar I’m trying to vlog here and I can’t get a simple word out without you shouting through your phone!”

“Was that Joe?” I asked.

“Yeah, he hasn’t been that nice to me for the past few weeks now, he’s always yelling at me and I don’t like living here.” Caspar answered in a sad tone “Can I come stay with you?” I was a bit taken back with this question.

“ Okay first off I live in California and you live in London so it’s not like you can pack your things and drive for five minutes till you get to my house, so that would be a no.”

“Awwww please Floppy I hate it here with Joe always complaining and yelling at me for something” Caspar pleaded.

“Caspar, I’m guessing this is why you called me, but I’m sorry no. It seems that Joe Has a lot going on in his life let him do his things and you do your own.” I tried reasoning with him.

“Floppy please, I’m begging you let me stay with you I have the money to fly over to California please!” he pleaded again.

“Ok you now you make me ruin my surprise.”

“What surprise?” Caspar asked.

“I bought I ticket to London so I could see you for your Birthday I was going to give you a surprise but now you ruined it” I wined.

“Really, you’re going to come here for my birthday? Aww I love you Floppy. When are you coming my birthday is two weeks away” he asked rising he voice with excitement.

“I’m coming next week Tuesday and staying over there for a month so I can catch up with everyone. Zoe and I haven’t seen each other for almost a year and we need to catch up in person.” Zoe and I had only known each other for about 3 years but it seemed like a lifetime to us.

“I’m so excited! I can’t wait to see you in person again and for my birthday of all things!” he shouted so loud I had to hold my phone away from my ear. Who knew that someone would get so excited about finally being able to see their friend after half a year?

Joe could be heard through the phone again this time even more pissed off. “CASPAR WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU YELLING ALL THE TIME. IF YOU WANT TO YELL GO FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO PESTER JUST SHUT THE F**k UP!!” I was amazed at the language coming from my best friend’s roommate and my other best friend’s brother.

“Caspar, are you ok? I heard Joe over the phone –“I was cut off by Caspar.

“I’m fine just… hurry up and get here as soon as you can please I need you” a sad voice answered.

“I’ll try Casp” I stated sadly.

“Bye Floppy I guess I’ll see you soon then”

“Yeah. Bye Casp, I love you”

“Love you too” Caspar replied and the phone went silent. I turned it off and got up to get myself a coffee. All I could think of was Caspar and how he must’ve felt. I had been talking to Zoe the other day on Skype and she told me that her brother, Joe was in a difficult patch and he needed time to sort out his personal life and other things that he has been working on for work purposes. She told me that he had a lot going on in his life at the moment and he wasn’t the most pleasant to be around.

After my coffee was made and placed on the coffee table I found my phone on the couch and checked the time, it read 5:47AM. I guess sleep is out of the question now after that phone call, I thought to myself. I walked over to my DVD selection and chose my favourite pick me up movie ‘Pitch Perfect’. I placed into the DVD player and turned the T.V on to watch it. I reached over to the other side of my coffee table to collect my laptop and opened it, I went to Google and looked for a better date to get to London checking on every airfares site I could find, I found one that took off in two days’ time and still had seats, I cancelled my flight to London one week away and thought to myself that I would be staying in London for a month and a half instead.

I closed my Laptop after finding out that everything was ready for my flight to London in two days’ time. I settled into my couch and focused on the movie that was playing drinking my coffee.

Through the air
In the warm breeze
I can’t help but think of you and me
These California days are flying by
Palm trees and sandy feet
It just isn’t enough for me
Without you it is a faint dream
Living in the land of make-believe
—  Paradise Is Not A Place