Once the crowning achievement of all human endeavor, air travel today is a soulless enterprise designed to cram as many humans as possible into the smallest space possible for the most money possible. But most of us get to see air travel only from the perspective of weary passengers. What must life be like for the people who call an airplane their office? We spoke with three flight attendants – Lisa, Kelly, and Ben – to learn the realities of life in a giant airborne tube of circulating farts.
Rating: Explicit (R-18) Relationships: Mitsurugi Reiji/Naruhodou Ryuuichi | Miles Edgeworth/Phoenix Wright Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Mile High Club, Airplane Sex, Shameless Smut, Bathroom Sex, I mean there’s no actual anal intercourse, But y'know just to be safe, Blow Jobs
Summary: On a flight from Stockholm to Los Angeles, Phoenix can’t quite seem to calm down. Maybe it’s the atmospheric pressure, or maybe it’s his non-travel friendly jeans. Either way, he needs a little help, and he plans on getting the currently sleeping Miles to assist him.